Re: Less Fortunate Earth
Joe thinks he might be able to take a wolf, they have to bring their neck closer to you if they want to bite you after all. Wolf with a gun on the other hand, less certain. You don't get much practice against gun toting wildlife when left in the woods with a spork and towel. He wanted a RC car for his 7th birthday darn it.
Joe blinks "...So, you wanted to replace a small, cheap, plastic fish hazard... With a MOTORIZED device, which are so much better for the environment. Price may be the real reason they said no, but PETA probably wouldn't be crying over that decision."
Back to the Foxy, he comments "They took that well. Beyond the aliens you get a lot of off reality visitors, or are they jaded a practical amount?"