Panel 1:
"Dear Master Sensei.  The good news is, I survived.  The bad news... well...
Panel 2:
Even with a blockade surrounding it, I was expecting a place slightly more hospitable with a name like "Paradice."  The only reason the Imps haven't already overwhelmed the goodguys is because of the sturdy castle walls.
Panel 3:
But the leader of the Imp forces, General Sadist, kept pelting us with the bodies of the dead.
Panel 4:
Making new friends is tough when they keep dying on me.  So I pretty much kept to myself.

TBC