Scales of War: EPIC!
"Excellent!" the spine answers, blasting May with a necrotic beam that would make her begin to disintegrate, but fortunately May resists the effect entirely.
"Impressive..."
The spine blasts her with another ray! This one freezes May in place, and does a tiny amount of damage.
"Good! Good! This is very promising!"
The spine is so excited, its next attack misses!
"Unfortunately, I did not miss on purpose. The enchantment on me requires me to do my utmost to defeat you. But I see you have prepared yourself for necrotic attacks. Wise choice! Beyond you will find a lot of undead. But you will also find an abundance of other kinds of enemies with a wide variety of attacks. Fire being an obvious favorite of Vraxanault, but he also has a spectrum of others in keeping with the style of his chromatic mistress. Be prepared for cold, poison, acid, thunder, lightning, and of course the expected psychic attacks from Zech'r'r's minions. I'm pretty sure there's only two in here who use force attacks."