Aarnr would eat the ducky.

So how long are we staying in this town again?  Couple of nights?  Two weeks?  Because I'm seriously thinking about forking over the four gold a night.  ^_^  Two, if Erista decides to share a room.

Aarnr's got his bow now, don't forget.  Should be able to pick off a non-waddler like a rubber ducky quite easily without getting at all wet ...

Which are the gold ones again ?  And how are we going to get the oxen and cart upstairs ?  Well, I know how, just wondering if that will constitute 'provocation' ?

Oh now, surely even Eilieen will admit that has got to be provocation of the worst kind ! <grrrrrrins>

.....

I can't wait to see this.

*goes to read thread*

Well that's certainly going to influence the size of the tip !  ;>

I'm rather busy at the moment, so this will get me out of the way... :)

Apologies for the delay in posting, pesky RL interfered again. :<

Such things happen - happened to me all last week!  :D

Aye, something needs to be done about this pesky thing called life that draws us away from the stuff that really matters. ;)

Where is our promised future where robots would do all our work and we would just sit back and chillax? Were my childhood dreams all lies? :(

I'm waiting for my flying car.  I know they're out there, but I haven't had one delivered yet.  :(

Still waiting for flying cars too, and my holiday on the moon.  :(

Okay, maybe science wasn't able to deliver all that was promised, but why oh why don't we have Rollerball ?  Surely we could manage that ?!!  Motorbikes, helmets metal ball,  couple of big magnets ... not even cutting edge tech !

Apparently we have jetpacks:

http://www.abc.net.au/news/201...d-jetpack-wi/6260864

<or at least available for preorder>

*preorders one*

Pretty cool, but I will wait for the iJetpack which will be leaner and meaner.

Sorry everyone, but apparently I have to kill you all.  No offense intended ...

It was expected.

Seriously, though, coming after Eilieen when she's in the bath is a swift path to suicide.

1.  She takes her bathing seriously, and doesn't like interruptions;
2.  She has a metric ton of experience dealing with people breaking in on her baths (c.f. Eilieens Frustrating Time In The Zadasthan Temple).

Expect a lot of high-pitched shrieking.

...Eilieen might even yell something, herself.

As if Aarnr would attack someone in their bath !  He might get clean ...

... but good news !  Looks like you've got a temporary reprieve from being horribly murdered.  ;>

Perish the thought!

Now why does that sound like a veiled threat? ;)

It took me a while to come up with something sounded neither boring nor like innuendo.  I'm pleased with the result.

Oh, I thought he was making a crack about Zadasthans and their famous Dance of the Point-Zero-Seven Veils.

Eilieen always thought that meant 70 veils.

Say folks, if you could please chime in and tell me if you can see the following runic font I have typed below on your screens:

ᛇᛖᛚᛚᚩ

(If the font is not compatible with your software you should just get a bunch of question marks like this: '?????')

Normally when casting spells in games I make up some mumbo jumbo for my PC to chant while casting; but I was inspired by Erista's use of the Chinese font to cast spells so I was thinking about using this runic font I had lying about for when Arkan casts spells. :)