Re: CHAPTER 2: Ix
Raven thumped his combat boots up on the table, using them to lean his chair back so that only two legs remained on the floor. He took a few puffs as he watched his friend 'talk', then responded by the use of his three free hands.
"I was in between jobs, and found myself on a station with a pouch full of creds, looking to see what trouble I could get into. It was that big one, you know the one out there by Earth? Well, before I could spend a single chip, all hell broke loose. Marauders hit the place hard, and by that I mean they rammed their ship right into the place. If that wasn't enough, some giant thing showed up, I guess it was a ship of some kind but I didn't stick around to find out for sure as it started attacking the station too. Stuff was blowing up, crashing down, catching on fire. I made a run for my ship, but it was on the lower docks and I figured with the way the whole place was going down, I would never make it. So, like the rest of the lemmings, I ran for the first ship I could see. Weird think is, I never boarded one. I know it sounds crazy, but I was on the station, then I was in a hold with a bunch of others without ever entering one. Anyway, someone made a call for a pilot, and I offered my services. I was put in front of some trippy controls, and I flew us away from the station, or what was left of it. I'm not sure about the next part exactly, but somehow we made it from there to Mars in about five hours.
"I was all for going my merry way, but one of this group I'm with now contacted me, and talked me into joining them. This was just today, so if you're here to smoke one of them, it won't break my heart as I hardly know any of them.
"From my side of the scope, huh? I'll give you a breakdown.
"To start with, one of the group is MIA. We went to his quarters to meet him, and he was just gone. All his stuff was there, armor, weapon, all that, but not him. There were some weird symbols on the walls though, my guess is he stepped into the Spirit Realm and didn't find his way back yet. Can't tell you much more about him, other than the ship's computer said your message was meant for him, so you might have more dirt on him than I do.
"Speaking of armor and such, we have a girl who just joined us today, I think she said her name was Devalanna or something like that. Plate mail, and a big sword strapped to her back. Talks like she's from some old time story about knights and stuff. Said she was from an island on a moon, I think. Pretty backwoods if you ask me, she didn't even know what a standard comm unit was or how to use it. She thought I was some summoned beast when she first saw me. The others mostly took her in sight unseen, not sure I would have been so eager to let a stranger in, but I'm not calling this rodeo so in she is I guess.
"Next, we have Doctor Tentacle, or at least that's what I call him. I think I heard his name is Peter, from his claims and those of another he really is a doctor. Fine by me, every team needs a medic. But he's not normal, he's got tentacles that come out of his body. I know it sounds crazy, but he showed me. He can even have them dissolve something, and make it appear again elsewhere. He's a shy type, mousey, looks harmless, but I'd watch out for those things he's got if I were you. Also, he's been talking to another team member about training, and there might be a side to him I haven't seen yet.
"Then we have Solan, a cyborg. I'll tell you right now I don't like the way he handles business. Way too quick to reach for his gun, gives up the element of surprise, I saw his reaction when the new girl showed up, and he did several things wrong in my book, out of which if any of my guys did just one of them he'd be on KP for a month for being an idiot. When I pointed them out to him, he simply told me I was in charge of nothing instead of listening to an older generation that could have helped him be better at what he was doing. I called him out to a little one on one with fists, and he wanted to make it a death match. Never got anywhere though, someone snuffed it out before it got started. Still, he's a merc, and you know how much I hate mercs. I saved his life twice, and he said after he pays me back he'll deal with a matter of honor. Can you believe him? Please, all a merc. knows is a matter of creds...
"Next, there's the monk. Typical monk other than he likes bending his elbow, if you know what I mean. Big drinker, that one. He's the one who talked me into joining this ragtag band. Seems there's a man out there looking for something, and the more of it he gets, the stronger he becomes. Only he or I can get these things, and I won't say out and out he's evil, but the good brother thinks a drunk, disgraced druggie jar head is a better choice than the alternative. I can't say the monk's name to save my hind end, maybe all this splicing affected my tongue. Anyway, he said his name is Flowing Water in some language, so I just call him FW and he seems cool with that. He claims he promotes peace, but he sure seemed commanding when he stopped me and Solan from going at it. He's also the one in charge right now, though he says he doesn't make anyone follow him. He's got a mission lined up right now and he paid me credits, so I just call him boss. When I explained my reasons, he was cool with that and even Solan agreed with me.
"Finally, there's Luci. She's the AI of the ship we ended up on, and the Monk treats her like a living person.
"So, that's them. Who are you after?"
This took so long to say that the old man finished his cigarette. He dropped it into the neck of his now empty bottle, got a fresh cancer stick out and lit it, while motioning to the barman for a fresh drink.