I know about what, me crawling, does to men... Just many don't have a problem with it, you see, I was brought up by the computer, I know just about anything there is to know about anything I've felt like looking up

*Grins*

and I kick ass of themen I'm not interested in so..

oh oh, I like how you make your home look

want an elephant or some other pet present too?

Well, if you knew what your crawling does to men, just keep in mind that I am indeed quite a man. I've no problem with it, but that sort of behavior is best kept where it belongs.  Know what I mean?  Haha.

I am trying to make my home here look and physically feel as comfortable for myself and others as possible. Visually pleasing, mentally engaging; those two things in particular I'd like to see in most every part of my room here, along with my way of expressing and describing it.

I don't know that I'd want a pet.  I've already had nice girls crawling on my floor, and that was stimulating enough for me.

Now, where to put these guns, the ammunition, and the rest of this stuff?

well.. you're in the army, I expected no less...

it is nice

*gets out a nice tardis*

how about in here?

or do you more want a display-case? I can borrow to shooting-range? I the weapons you have worth anything? I mean, aim's good, fatality good and such?

A tardis? As in...a TARDIS?  From Doctor Who?

I am not sure as far as displaying them.  They are probably going into a wall safe; a larger one at that, along with the ammunition and accessories.  They are good firearms, yes.

I usually don't like to invest in junk.

*I angrily eyeball my inoperable Beretta Model 1951 built in Egypt on Italian machinery.  It needs a new safety retainer spring.*

Eherm.  Usually.

I suppose I could go visit someone else's room?  What do you think, Sue?

if you want

also, the safe will have to be how big? I mean, there is how many weapons?

I sadly, can't buy any guns, this is a different country, so it's strictas to who gets a weapon

I suppose the size of the safe will be best kept a secret. Haha.  A man never does say just how many weapons of any kind he owns, nor how many are on his body at any given time.  It would be suicide to do so.

Perhaps I could visit the bear's room.  Too dangerous maybe.  The spider's room might be equally dangerous, what with the webs and deadly poison.  I suppose the bear's room it is.

oh, okay

I always assume a man carries no less than 15 weapons on him at any given moment...

it's as good a number as any...

say hi to bear from me

:O

Been a while!

Welcome back.  :)

bigehauser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*tackleglomps*

welcome back!!!!!!!!!!

It's been... quite a long time.

Welcome back to the party.  :)

bigehauser seems to take long vacation to get awesome welcome back parties...?

*Starts up the party*

*brings out finger food and soda pop*

*Gets out music and balloons*

party, yes?

I'll get the karoke machine.

aaaaaaand

bigehauser is gone again

oh well, we will party till he returns then

*takes karaoke-mic and sings*

*holds up a lighter and cheers sue on*

oooooooh

fire!

*All excited song about fire*

*slowly edges towards the fire extinguisher, just in case*

*becomes fire-bender*

no no, there is no need for that

I know what I'm doing

*nods and smiles*

I trust you completely.

*updates life insurance, just in case*

need help with signing it?

*Offers pieces of burnt wood*

now, to teach fire how to dance

As long as you teach it to do a fast dance, rather than a slow dance, I'm okay with it.   Fire dancing should be a non contact sport.

oh, so salsa it is

*Huge grin*

Should be a hot enough dance...