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Arkrim's Room.

Posted by CuteSueFor group 0
Nuric
player, 1342 posts
I'm here occasionally.
Will be back eventually.
Thu 27 Mar 2014
at 14:49
  • msg #561

Re: Arkrim's Room

Okay, we can agree to disagree.
CuteSue
GM, 1379 posts
Fri 28 Mar 2014
at 10:36
  • msg #562

Re: Arkrim's Room

In reply to Arkrim (msg # 560):

I know a few dead baby jokes, but I don't think they are appropriate but how about lawyer jokes?

What is a lawyer at the bottom of a pool?
A good beginning

oh oh

What happens if you glue a playboy to the bottom of a pool?
Arkrim
player, 105 posts
Fri 28 Mar 2014
at 13:13
  • msg #563

Re: Arkrim's Room

I don't know...you get the swimsuit edition?



Oooh, dumb blonde jokes!

So, how do you drown a blonde?


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Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

CuteSue
GM, 1381 posts
Sat 29 Mar 2014
at 13:01
  • msg #564

Re: Arkrim's Room


A bunch of drowned males

oh oh

Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?
A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.

So I need to put my hair up in a pony-tail now?
Arkrim
player, 106 posts
Sat 29 Mar 2014
at 19:16
  • msg #565

Re: Arkrim's Room

A blonde woman placed her rowboat in the middle of a grain field and attempted to paddle her rowboat through the "amber waves of grain" she'd heard about.

A blonde man drives up on the road beside the field. Seeing the futile attempt, he gets out of his car and yells out to her, "You know, it's blondes like you that make the rest of look bad. Learn to SWIM, dummy!"

:P
CuteSue
GM, 1382 posts
Sun 30 Mar 2014
at 00:32
  • msg #566

Re: Arkrim's Room

As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember:

1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called "Ministers Do More Than Lay People."

2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.

3. The difference between the Pope and your boss...the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.

4. My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone.

5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom.

6. I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood.

7. It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.

8. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house.

9. My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines and a large trash can.

10. A blonde said, "I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off. I was relieved when he told me all I needed was turn signal fluid."

11. I'm so depressed. My doctor refused to write me a prescription for Viagra. He said it would be like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building.

12. My neighbor was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he was and found him writing frantically on a piece of paper. I told him rabies could be treated, and he didn't have to worry about a Will. He said, "Will? What Will? I'm making a list of the people I want to bite."

13. Definition of a teenager? God's punishment for enjoying sex.

14. As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong way.

XD
Nuric
player, 1348 posts
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Sun 30 Mar 2014
at 11:48
  • msg #567

Re: Arkrim's Room

Q: How do blonde brain cells die? A: Alone.
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? A: Pregnant.
Q: What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? A: They're both empty from the neck up.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley? A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
Q: How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle? A: Shine a torch in her ears.
Q: Why did the blonde die in a helicopter crash? A: She got cold and turned off the fan.
Q: Why did the blonde have square tits? A: Because she forgot to take the tissues out of the boxes.
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted!
Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievement? A: An IN-body experience!
Arkrim
player, 107 posts
Sun 30 Mar 2014
at 16:16
  • msg #568

Re: Arkrim's Room

Bwahahaha!

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are walking down a road when a genie/demon appears and offers them a deal. If they tell him a truth, he will grant them a wish. If they tell him a lie, he will curse them to burn in hell forever.

So the redhead goes up and flips her hair and says, "I'm the smartest woman in the world, I can handle this." and *POOF* she disappears in a flash of flame and sulfur.

The brunette goes up and flips her hair and says, "Well, I'm the most beautiful woman so he wouldn't dare..." *POOF* she disappears in a flash of flame and sulfur.

Seeing the others vanish the blonde bites her lip and sits there quietly for a while before saying "Well, I think..." *POOF* she disappears.

:P
CuteSue
GM, 1387 posts
Mon 31 Mar 2014
at 17:13
  • msg #569

Re: Arkrim's Room

A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow's final exam.
He said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family member's death.

One smart ass, male student said, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?", and the whole classroom burst into laughter.
After the laughter had subsided, the teacher glared at the student, and said, "Not an excuse, you can use your other hand to write."
Arkrim
player, 108 posts
Tue 1 Apr 2014
at 03:04
  • msg #570

Re: Arkrim's Room

In reply to CuteSue (msg # 569):

BWAHAHAHA!
Nuric
player, 1353 posts
I'm here occasionally.
Will be back eventually.
Wed 2 Apr 2014
at 01:05
  • msg #571

Re: Arkrim's Room

In reply to CuteSue (msg # 569):

I'm not sure we can top that one.   :)
Wildcard
GM, 119 posts
Wed 2 Apr 2014
at 12:57
  • msg #572

Re: Arkrim's Room

What's the worst thing you can say during sex? Spoiled to not ruin anything for you.

 

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"Happy Birthday Grandma!"

CuteSue
GM, 1392 posts
Wed 2 Apr 2014
at 14:52
  • msg #573

Re: Arkrim's Room


0,o

damnit, I can't come up with anything remotely funny

So two vampires walked into a bar, one ordered a bloody mary and the other ordered hot water, the first vampire asked the second vampire why he would do that


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the second vampire took out a used tampon and said "I felt like tea today"


:)
Nuric
player, 1358 posts
I'm here occasionally.
Will be back eventually.
Wed 2 Apr 2014
at 21:51
  • msg #574

Re: Arkrim's Room

Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says,
 

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"That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"




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A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Brazilian...."
The blonde replies, "Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"
Arkrim
player, 109 posts
Mon 23 Feb 2015
at 01:35
  • msg #575

Re: Arkrim's Room

Man, I haven't been here in a long time...
Nuric
player, 1930 posts
I'm here occasionally.
Will be back eventually.
Mon 23 Feb 2015
at 03:46
  • msg #576

Re: Arkrim's Room

* smiles *  don't worry.   There's no rush or pressure here
CuteSue
GM, 1976 posts
Tue 3 Mar 2015
at 09:38
  • msg #577

Re: Arkrim's Room


yep

no rush, no pressure

we understand that people have real lives outside of the computer
Nuric
player, 1936 posts
I'm here occasionally.
Will be back eventually.
Fri 6 Mar 2015
at 09:15
  • msg #578

Re: Arkrim's Room

As a very wise person once said:
"Real Life is a Harsh Mistress"

Take your time, my friend.
Arkrim
player, 111 posts
Tue 10 Nov 2015
at 06:23
  • msg #579

Re: Arkrim's Room

SoOoOo, not that anybody asked, but I started my own company the other day! Wooh! I'm finally going from the design phase of my tabletop RPG to the stirrings of the production phase.

I'm planning to go up on Kickstarter next summer.

If anyone's interested in a Sci-fi tabletop RPG with a high fantasy twist, here's a link to the Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/CosmosRPG/

Please like us if you have an FB account. I'd really appreciate the support.

We have a website in the works but it isn't ready yet...but it WILL be awesome when it is...

There's lot's of cool artwork out for it now and much more to come!

Also, if anyone's interested in joining the project, let me know!
PrincessCrystal
player, 22 posts
Tue 10 Nov 2015
at 06:25
  • msg #580

Re: Arkrim's Room

Awesome, I might be interested. But let me look things over.
Arkrim
player, 115 posts
Tue 10 Nov 2015
at 06:30
  • msg #581

Re: Arkrim's Room

Cool. Hope you all like it. I'm happy to discuss any questions you guys have, if any. ^_^
PrincessCrystal
player, 23 posts
Tue 10 Nov 2015
at 06:32
  • msg #582

Re: Arkrim's Room

Is it true it was supposed to launch in 2013?
Arkrim
player, 116 posts
Tue 10 Nov 2015
at 06:44
  • msg #583

Re: Arkrim's Room

Launch for production? No, we launched our first official betatest game at a convention back in 2013 and founded the Facebook page back then. Why?

Nevermind, I found it. The typo in the "about" section says we were going to kickstart in 2013. That was before I realized you can't say "kickstart" anymore without it meaning Kickstarter.com. Originally that meant we were betatesting the first time that year. Which we did and it was successful! I fixed that part. Thanks for catching it!
This message was last edited by the player at 06:48, Tue 10 Nov 2015.
PrincessCrystal
player, 25 posts
Tue 10 Nov 2015
at 06:47
  • msg #584

Re: Arkrim's Room

Just something a friend of mine told me a few minutes ago when I sent him the link to your Facebook page. No biggie.
This message was last edited by the player at 06:56, Tue 10 Nov 2015.
PrincessCrystal
player, 26 posts
Tue 10 Nov 2015
at 06:56
  • msg #585

Re: Arkrim's Room

I'm interested in joining in but I'm not sure what I can contribute.

I am an amateur web designer though.

Http://cowgillcousins.com

http://www.jadensteelemysteries.com
This message was last edited by the player at 06:58, Tue 10 Nov 2015.
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