IC: No Man's Land
The Sergeant considered the strange people, but they genuinely did seem like they wanted to help. The problem was, he had no idea what they needed help with. Just that it was pretty bad, and not what he was used to. He'd served in the Boer Wars. He had seen the sort of hell humans could inflict on one another, but this was new to him.
He was really going to get a shock in a couple of months time, when the first ever tanks arrived in the Somme...
He looked at Victoria and frowned. "The Captain has a lassie back home, he said. I havenae got a clue what she looks like, but she'd probably be ten years older than you, at least. Whatever he saw in ye, it is beyond my ken. As is the goings on out there." He gestures vaguely to the haggard scrub that they were thankfully driving away from. "Look, I have seen a lot of fighting. Men kill each other with bullets, aye and blades too. But the few bodies I saw that came back from that hellhole, they weren't killed by any man I can think of. Huge claws, that's what the sawbones said it was, after he looked them over. This is France! I've seen lions. And other things as bad. But they dinnae stop for a kip after lunch in a wee café by the Somme river! The lads, they reckon the Hun got a new secret weapon. Tame bears, or the like. I cannae see it myself, but somethin' is out there, and it kills anybody who tries to make it across No Mans Land on their own. And them that comes back alive... walkin' dead, that's what they are. Up and movin', but the soul's been sucked out. It's no place for a lady, let alone four of ye." He then looked at Leela again, and added, "Well, three of ye. I can fair believe ye'd have it on the floor as a rug by sundown if ye got the chance." He removed a small tin from his jacket, and started rolling a cigarette. "Ye want my advice, ye'll say hello to the General, then run for the coast, and never look back. I've fought many a battle, but this isn't war. I dinnae ken what it is, mind, but it isn't war. Someone let those beasties free, and if ye ask me, they're guard dogs. My da was a ghillie. I used tae go with him when I were a lad, when he was out with the hounds. I seen what they were like when someone came by unwanted. I reckon the things in the mud out there are the same."
And then he became more guarded in tone. "And ye heard none of that from me. You be wise, watch who you tell it to, as there's plenty in Amiens come back from out there, and they dinnae take kindly to strange questions. They say they got shell shock, but they've not been in any battle. I've seen the battle fear. Aye, felt it once or twice myself. That's more like ye get so full of the feelings ye cannae thing. They got no feelings in them left, and that's the truth. They give me the willies."