It's been in a barrel in a bunker for 20 years, so don't give my folks grief...we ain't magicians...Take your tray, set down, eat, get out of my cafeteria. If you have to talk, talk to one another not me or my staff.
~W Green

It smells like a kitchen that's been in use for decades several times a day for. scrubbed clean by strong disinfectants, but the lingering smell of the last bag of burnt popcorn that should have faded a decade ago still hanging about... with hints of smells you can't even give a name. As far as you know nothing has gone wrong, today. It's just the natural smell built up over years.

The tables are mostly empty on one side, where the lights flicker and buzz annoyingly, full on the other. All look like they have been put back together more than once. some are made up from pieces of wood, and metal brought in from other items to replace the worn-out and broken benches.

The food looks unappetizing. But oddly and maybe suspiciously the Brown lumps seem to smell like beans today. There are rumors that it even tastes like beans.