In reply to GM (msg # 83):

One of my favorite Robin Williams movies was not exactly a comedy, though it had some humor.

Jacob the Liar is the tale of residents in a Jewish ghetto waiting transport to a concentration camp.Jacob hides a young girl, which leads to a rumor he has a radio, which he doesn't.  But the fictitious reports bring hope to the community.

his narration at the beginning starts like this:

Hitler goes to a fortune teller and asks her when he will die. You will die on a Jewish holiday. The old woman tells him.  Which one?  Whatever day you die will be a Jewish holiday.


It appears his death has opened up awareness and talking points about depression, which is important. I know the struggle of living with depression.  Though I can't say mine is as bad as his, how should I know?

Dad's favorite Robin Williams film is Hook.  Bob Hoskins is also gone from us.

I didn't like everything of his, but some of it, wow.

In reply to GM (msg # 84):

Were your parents retarded? Because you sure are special.\

If that doesn't work I have this for backup:

Hey baby, sit on my face and I'll guess your weight.

I've always been a fan of "Does this smell like chloroform to you?"  100% successful...
This message was last edited by the player at 12:45, Wed 13 Aug 2014.

In reply to Jacob Williams (msg # 86):

Or maybe even an epiphany.  Boobytrap, spelled backwards, is partyboob.

Amazing!

In reply to GM (msg # 87):

I'm in a game and the GM gives us this situation, paraphrased:

You are eating lunch in the college cafeteria, violence outside, doors blow open, equivalent of magical darkness dropped on the room.  You hear screaming, then the sound of automatic weapons and a different kind of screaming.  What do you do?

My first response?  What kind of tables and chairs are in the room, and how far from the kitchen am I? I already know there isn't construction equipment.

Second response? Cause a distraction to allow the others in the room to escape or jump the bad guys.  Unfortunately, this is not a game system with thermal detonator, power armor, or allen reglia to yell at them.

In reply to GM (msg # 88):

ok, there is a movie apparently, called dark Dungeons, based on the chick track.

there is a line:  Those are the RPGers, we keep trying to get them thrown off campus, but they're just too popular.

Are you S******* me?! POPULAR?!

Get in touch with reality before you try to save it. Or cast judgement on it.  Unless this is tongue in cheek, in which case it's pretty funny.

In reply to GM (msg # 89):

ok, it was funded by a kickstarter by Zombie Orpheus Entertainment.

I watched the 8 minute preview and all I can say is: where the **** is that room full of drunken rpgers and how do i get in?

They had girls! more than 1! And they weren't completely unfortunate looking!

totally unrealistic. Also, that one guy looks way too much like a jock, the beer I believe, otherwise, hand that man a fantasy football draft pick.

In reply to GM (msg # 90):

Damnit, I love The Grand Budapest Hotel.  Watching it the third time, I love the charm, wit, the Wes andersony-ishness of it.

And while I'm not exactly a Ralph Fiennes fan, this role is quite possibly his crowning achievement.

In reply to GM (msg # 91):

started watching a random episode of Leverage.  It was the one where they go to a costume party as detectives, guy dies.

The interesting thing, which I only noticed this time, Nate shows up as Ellery Queen, who he describes as the greatest detective ever. How the hell do you figure that?  Oh, Ellery Queen was played by Jim Hutton, Timothy Hutton's dad.  That's right, his character dressed up as the actor's daddy.

In reply to GM (msg # 92):


I'm sure you know about the Ice Bucket Challenge to raise money and awareness about ALS.

But have you seen Patrick Stewart's?  Oh yes, he takes the challenge, and all I can say is Stay Classy Cap'n.
This message was last edited by the GM at 05:36, Sat 23 Aug 2014.

In reply to GM (msg # 93):

If you haven't read it, Benedict cumberbatch, Martin Freeman, and Steven Moffat all won emmy's for Sherlock Holmes s3e3 His Last Vow.


I love that show

“I am the melted cheese of desire. Please, feel free to double dip.

Mike, what can you tell me about Halestorm? That is one freaky b****.

And I mean that in the good way.

Prepare yourselves for the arrival of the Corpulent One! ETA is Friday evening. I'll need to pick up a few supplies before I get there.

I'll either grab food and come, or we can do something. Let me know if have preferences/ideas.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSgJeVwjnpc

You're welcome.

http://imgur.com/gallery/b2XGP

Garg the Ogre Paladin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikXXF7RqG_s

if you haven't seen this, you're welcome.

Mark, you'd be proud of me.  My Jedi Guardian in the Star Wars game I'm playing in keeps making reference to Orrin's Taco Quest.  We're about to go to Tattooine (because of course we are, nevermind that Tattooine is supposed to be the ass-end of the galaxy, everything important always happens there) and I said that we'll have to go try the bantha tacos at The Tusken Taqueria.

*stands and delivers a slow clap*

And that's how legends are rammed down other's throats.

Yeah, unfortunately I haven't had the chance to do anything balls out insane just yet but maybe that chance is coming.

I've changed my stance on gay marriage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-YCdcnf_P8
&
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0Be8LnuG3U

I'd be alright with the lesbians marrying all the women's boyfriends, assuming that all lesbians were as hot as the ones in that video.  Unfortunately, this is the really real world.

Yeeeeaaaahhhh, those are way hotter than the majority of lesbians I've known. Occasionally I've met a hot lesbian, inevitably with a girlfriend more masculine than me.

http://taking10.blogspot.com/2...-or-why-its-bad.html

This sounds almost like the kind of crap we'd get ourselves into.

And this sounds a bit like someone we know.

http://taking10.blogspot.com/2...-player-got-his.html