The is the thread for off topic conversations, clip/quote/snarky comment of the day.

In reply to GM (msg # 1):

Took a look at Taken 2, cast, trailer, etc.  I have to say I'm really looking forward to it.  It's a little odd in that the villain is the goofy guy from Eurotrip, the guy in Bratislava who finally gives the kids a ride to Berlin, the one whose favorite new show is Miami Vice(he wasn't talking about the remake)

Of course, I know this man better as Boris the Bullet Dodger from snatch.  Good character actor, was even a homeless guy in Batman Begins.

Plot is fairly solid I think, at least looks like it has potential.  Marco's(guy he electrocutes) dad is out for revenge.

Now Avengers has been seen, this is my most anticipated movie of the year.  Oh, it is written by Luc Besson, who wrote the first one, and I do love Luc Besson movies.

I'm always up for Liam Neeson being awesome, so looks good to me.

In reply to Israel Levy (msg # 3):

June 29, 1967, Jayne Mansfield died in a car accident in Slidell Louisiana.

In 2003 on this day Katherine Hepburn died.

Each a loss in her own way.  2 stunning ladies.  We weep for more like them.  Or at least for those ladies we have to carry themselves a little more like these two prime examples of femininity.  Strong, proud, feminine.  Radiantly women without selling themselves short, or selling themselves as something they weren't.

In reply to GM (msg # 4):

so I just discovered something strange to me, slightly disturbing.

Mermeia Holographic Wow, from SW Christmas Special, was played by Diahann Carroll, who would later be a mainstay of Dynasty, yay, but who I know best as June from White Collar.

Who knew? For the record, this is her birthday. Happy birthday June!

Also Happy B-day to J. Michael Straczynski, writer of Babylon 5, Chief Girabaldi's b-day was yesterday, red-headed commander who took over after Boxleitner's b-day today.

Donald Sutherland turns older today.  And Phyllis Diller turns 95.  In '05 she wrote an autobiography entitled Like a Lampshade in a Whorehouse.

Finally, Today is also the anniversary of the birth of one of the great thespians of our time.  An actor of such verve, passion, and machismo, only Germans can stand him.  Yes, like a fine wine, David Hasselhoff ages ever closer to perfection.  Or vinegar.

To celebrate, all characters in my game have a desire to run across a beach while wearing clothing to very obviously promote their best features.

http://www.realmofdarkness.net...wrestling/machoman/1

https://i.minus.com/iH8aOpXstddxg.gif

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoghPts44Ng

In reply to GM (msg # 8):

watching pilot to Bones.  girl killed, possibly by Senator, haven't finished the episode yet.

But her mom...Bonita Friedericy...you gotta have major cajones to mess with the daughter of General Diane Beckman.

My favorite scene of her from Chuck was the second time John Larouquette appears, she pulls the rocket launcher, and saves the day.

http://www.snipercountry.com/A...es/GunfightRules.asp

In reply to Jacob Williams (msg # 10):

I know, I know, checking the birthdays thing is strange.  I'm a geek, bite me.  Yesterday was Jim Henson's birthday, that great imagination.  Today's is Mark Hamill, 61 today.  I didn't realize he is quite that old.

Happy birthday Luke.

Ok, I'm gonna have to cancel any game plans Saturday.  Turns out that's ULM's graduation - and since Holly is graduating (and family are coming in)  I've got to appear.

Sorry

In reply to Israel Levy (msg # 12):

oops.  That's fine.  We'll see about either rescheduling or something.

If you are up to it, maybe C&C Friday?  Multiplayer is one reason I got it, be nice to try it out.  Or anything else I have or am able to get in time.

(Like trying to finish that old Civ game)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRG8WTmZKF0

http://xkcd.org/740/

In reply to Jacob Williams (msg # 15):

I went looking at today's birthdays.

Special Mention: Nicholas Cage, Judith Belushi-Pisano, John's widow, and David Caruso.

Notables: that guy who played Hawkeye in avengers and been popping up everywhere lately like MI 4

Sammo Hung, who is just awesome, Alan Napier, best known as Alfred in the old Adam West Batman days.

Mark Allen shepherd, Morn from DS9.  Me, and Doug E. Doug.


Happy Birthday Us!

Is it bad that I have no idea who Doug E. Doug is?

In reply to Jacob Williams (msg # 17):

I know him best from Cool Runnings.  Josh knows him as the neighbor on Cosby.

You realize that the only way to celebrate a birthday that you share with Doug E. Doug would be to pull out the Tiny Wine and Paper slippers right? (One of the Best episodes of Cosby)

Nonetheless, Happy Birthday!

In reply to Israel Levy (msg # 19):

that or kiss a lucky egg (Cool Runnings)

hell, I'm thankful for the number of posts we've gotten today. Woohoo!

In reply to GM (msg # 20):

http://xkcd.org/32/

In reply to GM (msg # 21):

Rand Sulac: I'm just sayin', Selnar, it ain't fair.  Our game stalls and we're stuck on this metal hunk o' junk gettin' shot at on a bug infested world listening to Kimon warble so much I personally hate each and every one of the Lichens, their friends, relatives, and neighbors. Oh, and we got Reglia's yellin'.

Selnar:And what's yer point? Or are you just belly-aching again?
A singer in a smok-y room! Smella wine and cheeap perfuuuume!


My point? Well, look at that BlackWing 2 game.  It stalls, and where does that Jussik boy get stuck? In a posh bedroom with a full wet bar and a slutty twilek chick.

For  a moment there is no sound other than the heavy metal footfalls and blaster fire.
Even the singing has momentarily stopped as all ears are processing this thought, as they dodge blasters and bugs in bloody Geonosis, surrounded by a bunch of ugly ass guys.

Kimon:Hey Rand? Aren't all Twilek chicks kinda slutty?

Rand spits in disgust and retorts: Not compared to that one.

Selnar looks over at Rand, mind racing Well yutz! It's almost enough to drive a man bad isn't it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2a0gGKNB24

That should bring back memories...

http://www.buzzfeed.com/copyra...ds-four-female-butts

http://thepunchlineismachismo....-dragon-in-the-title

I always laugh at Mark for this, but since I've been playing Brutal Legend and rediscovering my love of heavy metal, I decided to look Jack Black up on IMDB.  It's amazing how much stuff he's been in, all the way back to 1984.  He was even in an episode of Touched by an Angel of all things!  My mind is officially blown now.

In reply to Jacob Williams (msg # 26):

without resorting to IMDB, the first thing I really remember him in is The Jackal with Bruce Willis.

I can't help it, we always played that game at home, and Mom is incredible at recognizing people from other things.  having the answer sheet is kinda fun.

In reply to GM (msg # 27):

Here's to Douglas Adams! And one of the coolest doo-hickies on Google.

Damn, I missed it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...ture=player_embedded

http://www.foddy.net/Athletics.html

In reply to Jacob Williams (msg # 31):

that was evil.  though not as evil as the thought it made hobble thru my brain.  a thought so bad I don't think I should commit it to a post.

http://www.gameranx.com/update...uty-with-duty-calls/

It's funny that we were talking about it the other night, I just saw it on Steam for 12 bucks.

In reply to Jacob Williams (msg # 34):

Why in the sphincter of stupidity, do people always read from ancient evil texts aloud?!

Mummy is on, she does it, raises Imhotep.  Evil Dead 1 &2, in the first one they listen to a recording of an archaeologist reading from Necronomicon, which raises evil spirits, which also means when he read it they raised evil spirits.  In the sequel, sortof sequel, dumbass girl reads the words.  Cabin in the words, dumbass girl reading the diary of evil pagan cannibal hillbillies, thus raising a family of evil pagan cannibal hillbilly zombies.

You get the picture. Have these people lost the ability to read Silently?

Do the forces of evil intentionally target less than intelligent idiots with no internal monologue?

I understand writers need something to propel the plot.  But really, it's along the lines of people suddenly developing a case of the stupids just to screw stuff over and progress storyline.

In conclusion, if I am ever n a group in anything resembling a creepy setting (cemetery, old creepy houses, ruins, caves, Chuck E Cheese) and some moron starts reading something strange and unusual out loud.  Fuck it.  What Would Mike Milligan Do?  Shoot 'em in da face.  Oh yeah, and double tap.

Anyone else just get an image of Mike shooting a large Mouse in the face with a double barrel in a Pizza restaurant and knocking into a pool of those multi-colored balls with children screaming, not realizing he just kept them all from becoming a bunch of flesh eating freaks?

You're welcome.

(ooh, I just thought up a new mission for Dresden!)

I'm not sure whether to be appalled or encouraged that shooting someone in the face seems to be my answer for most problems.

In reply to Jacob Williams (msg # 36):

well, your answer for situations that allow for such things as reading aloud from a book to initiate the zombie apocalypse or some such

http://axecop.com/comic/episode-0/

The "writing team" is a 5 year old boy with a really weird imagination and the artist is his 29 year old brother.  This is some of the funniest and most random stuff I've ever read.

http://store.steampowered.com/news/11462/

I know I told you about this, but here's a reminder to put you in the Christmas spirit.

My own mother, who is in no way, shape, form, or fashion either a rocker or metal head rather enjoyed the selections I let her hear from Twisted Sister's Christmas album.

O Come all ye faithful, silver bells, and Deck the Halls are probably my favorite, but a lot of them are good.  Mom didn't appreciate Heavy Metal Christmas, but that's expected.  O Come...almost sounds like a rock anthem to my ears.

The main thing is takes the same old sugary, mealy-mouthed tired christmas songs we only hear at this time of year, but still cringe at, and mixes in a little something new.  All in all, I rate this an Armadillo Up!

Here's another one for you.  Apparently, as well as being an awesome guitarist and pretty decent singer, Zakk Wylde is also a pianist and plays several other instruments.  Anyway, here's Black Label Society's version of "The First Noel."  It wasn't really what I expected, apparently they play a lot of sweet and mellow stuff as well as the 80-proof butt-kickings we're used to.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtvVP1u9RfE

And here's Zakk's tribute to Dimebag Darrell, not a Christmas song, but while we're on the subject of BLS, why not?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HUr9UKAxiY

In reply to Jacob Williams (msg # 41):

if you get a chance to watch The Family, take it, I'm recommending it having only watched it halfway through.

May try to come over week after Christmas. good days?

In reply to GM (msg # 42):

ok, finished the movie.  Only way I can say it is this: F**k I love this film.  Of course, it turns out to have been directed by Luc Besson, screenplay co-written by him, starring DeNiro and tommy Lee Jones, oh and Michelle Pfeiffer in a mob comedy.  I mean, crap, it's a 7 before the title rolls.

But really, it is actually an introspective, deep experiment in the exploration of the depth, meaning, and usage of the word F**k. From F**k - this pasta is amazing o my lovely and talented wife, to F**k - wiseguys are trying to kill us!

I'll watch it again in a few days to see if I still enjoy it so much.  Which would be odd, two of my favorite comedies being semi-comedic mob movies (You kill me, which is more organized crime, not the Mob in the strictest sense, but you know what i mean)

In reply to GM (msg # 42):

New Year's Week?  No plans so far.

Another video for you, maybe a little different from my usual stuff:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaI8kqdcfp0

http://geektyrant.com/news/kun...ng-you-will-ever-see

Yeah, I just wanted to brag about finally joining the 21st Century by posting from the John on my zombie iPhone

http://thepunchlineismachismo....ic/merry-200th-strip

In reply to Jacob Williams (msg # 48):

Logged on facebook first time in ages.  2 posts caught my eye

Dear Lord, if we give you Lady Gaga and Nikki Minaj, would you consider giving us back Dime Bag Darrel?

And

Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But yell it at them in German because life is also terrifying and confusing.

In reply to GM (msg # 49):

So a guy asked me this today, and I'm asking you because I want to see what answers you come up with.  Tell me yours, then I'll tell you what I told him. Him, bythe way, is the hard drinking, tough as nails bastard that nicknamed me Hoss all those years ago. Junior High I think it was, but it stuck in High School to the point several people had no idea what my name was.

Anyway, here's the question.

You and I are in the back of a police car.
In 4 words you turn to me and say:

"Oops." or "I didn't do it."

http://www.buzzfeed.com/ariann...ting-vintage-recipes

In reply to Jacob Williams (msg # 51):

Keep in mind, this would be similar to saying this to a bad boy Mike.

I went with

Lindsay Lohan? That you?

http://www.hulu.com/watch/1603

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkaGogebHDw


'nuff said.

https://scontent-b-dfw.xx.fbcd...463_1870405905_n.jpg

Just saw the news yesterday that the lead guitarist and drummer from Lacuna Coil are leaving.  At least it's on amiable terms, they're leaving the band to spend more time with their families.  And they did cut one last album with them before they left.  No word on who will take their place in the band yet.  But I guess 16 years in the same band is a pretty good run, life happens to everyone eventually.

In reply to Jacob Williams (msg # 57):

yeah, 16 years is a pretty good run.  a lot of groups with higher mainstream success didnt last that long.

In reply to GM (msg # 58):

What do you  think about a live session next weekend?  I'm really thinking about Friday 7th.  Mostly it would be to end the current mission in Dresden, so the session would be a little short anyway.  I can always run another mission if we wanted longer, though short allows us to hang out a little more, while also getting in good ole gaming.

Saturday would be tough for me to manage, and I'd have to leave pretty early.

S0 whaddaya say?

Fine with me.  Schools out (again...) for spring break, so I should be around.

I've got to work this Saturday and Sunday.  We're either changing out the last of the panels at Walker Hall or swapping out the big switchgear on the first floor, probably finishing out the panels and we'll change the switchgear another weekend.  We've used 55& of our man-hours on the job but we're not quite halfway done I don't think.

In reply to Jacob Williams (msg # 61):

How does Friday sound then?  I'll get there when I can, and we can start after work

Trey said today that he doesn't know if we're working this weekend or not.  I hope to know for sure by Wednesday.

http://www.fightersonlymag.com...-to-fart-in-bjj-comp

In reply to Jacob Williams (msg # 64):

Today is the birthday of Kim Jee-woon, Korean director of Tale of two Sisters.  Creepy.

Linnea Quigley (blonde girl in horror movies known for screaming and bosoms) Buxomly creepy.

Cristopher Lee. Super creepy.

and Vincent Price.  Terrifyingly creepy!

Also, Louis Gosset, Jr., Lisa "Left Eye" Lopez of TLC fame, and Sir Todd Bridges.

That's a tough ass lineup

In reply to GM (msg # 65):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7FVYJ6ONXk

Josh, this is for you especially.  Spacey did a House of Cards spoof for the White House correspondents' Dinner.

Mike, it's funny and serves as a decent idea of what the show is like

http://myfox8.com/2014/06/10/m...deo-and-its-perfect/

In reply to Jacob Williams (msg # 67):

Josh, any time after 10 or so is fine on Friday.

Mike, any idea what the weekend holds?  When/if to expect you?

What do you want to eat?  Help me catch that dern armadillo and we can cook that rascal.  Or the alligator, but we can't tell nobody 'bout that.

In reply to GM (msg # 68):

B movie coming out i think i'll try to see.

Bring Me the Head of Lance Henriksen.

Yes, Lance Henriksen will be playing himself.

In reply to GM (msg # 69):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkGEg4evHMY

I really wish I could say this is a joke someone on youtube made, but no, sadly, it aired on IFC as a miniseries.

In reply to GM (msg # 70):

http://gizmodo.com/freddie-are...-internet-1594532561

Star Wars trailer made in the style of modern trailers, I think specifically Guardians otG

whoever edited it together did a great job, I've seen these movies how many times?  But the way the "trailer" was edited made some of the scenes a little funnier, like when Wedge says Look at the size of that thing!
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In reply to GM (msg # 71):

So apparently, according to the pilot, Barry Allen was bitten by a radioactive lightning bolt. No, I don't think I'm kidding.

Other than that, looks pretty good.

In reply to GM (msg # 72):

Yeah, so I just said this to Mom & Dad.

Their looking into buying a meat slicer, and it suggested a bottle of oil to go with it, they asked what you use it for, and without thinking, I told my mother father how you use the oil.

I guess it could have been worse, no kids were here, but i got embarrassed badly enough myself.

In reply to GM (msg # 73):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjTOF8IC528

Honest Skyrim Trailer
I also recommend the Honest Pokemon Trailer, it doesn't matter if you know nothing about it, it is worth the watch.

In reply to GM (msg # 74):

Apparently The Onion holds an event every year where they select 25 songs, then get bands to come in, pick one, and cover it.  Once covered, it is off the list, no repeats.  This past year, GWAR got stuck with Billy Ocean's Get out of My Dreams.

kinda funny

In reply to GM (msg # 74):

"Oh crap, I didn't mean to steal your bowl!  Damn, now I have to kill everybody..."

Tori Amos covering "Raining Blood" by Slayer.  Very, very different from the original song.

http://dndppf.blogspot.ca/2014...of-dice-shaming.html

In reply to Jacob Williams (msg # 78):

Ok, got 3of them for ya.

Muppets Most Wanted.  If you like the Muppets and the previous film, it's good.  I like the songs, on the whole, better in this one.

Snowpiercer.  Wow. I really don't know what else to say about this movie except a small spoiler: Humanity is screwed. Human made ice age and the only human survivors are on board an excentric millionaire's train he re-engineered to be self-sustaining.  The closer to the front, the more important you are and better you live, the people who were allowed on at the last live in the last car.  Chris Evans decides to do something about it.

The third movie is truly a piece of art.  I started to put Snowpiercer here, it is the more important film, but this one is on a level all its own.  Yes, I am speaking of Sharknado 2: The Second One.

I kid you not, I sat and watched this travesty with my parents.  It is so over the top ridiculous that I started to believe Elvis really is in a retirement home fighting monsters.

Mark McGrath, you know, from that signing group that gave us I Just Want to Fly is in it.  The guy from Beverly Hills 90210, no, not the 2 who went on to have semi-careers, the one who had to be in 2 sharknado movies to get a paycheck.

Vivica A. Fox is in it, and she had some of the best(?) scenes.  A shark is flying towards her, as she turns, the white dude has a sword in a scabbard.  She grabs the hilt, and spins in slow motion, dissecting the shark.  But wait.  It wasn't so much slow motion as it was the actress just slowing down to match the animation speed of the shark.  I s*** you not.  Her clothes are being whipped by the wind in real time, but she's moving slowly.

That wasn't the only time they did so.  Blond girl gets her hand bit off, jury rigs a circular saw on her hand.  Why not a chain saw?  Fiance's greedy ass took it first.  The only thing I saw keeping this from being the new King of B-Movies, was the lack of Bruce Campbell.  Hopefully he is now above such crap, but I doubt it.

The oddest part of the movie, to me, Mom and Dad loved it, is the crew from the Weather Channel are in the movie.  Stefani Abrams, who they watch every morning, is there, Al Roker and Matt Lauer stab a shark to death with an umbrella.

New York mayor Bloomberg is in this thing.  how in the name of Cthulu's sphincter did they get these people?

In reply to GM (msg # 79):

http://io9.com/syfys-turning-j...into-a-tv-1616498760

This article is mostly for Mike.  Looks like SyFy is getting Wolfgang Peterson to help them turn Old Man's War into a tv series.

I think the series name will be Ghost Brigade, in the article they said it sounds sexier.  I can see that.  They also promised they wont skip book one, they just thought the title of book 2 worked better.

This news completely fills me with fear and dread.

In reply to Jacob Williams (msg # 81):

look on the bright side, Wolfgang Peterson

not like I said Uwe bohl or the president of NBC's retarded nephew, wait, he's show running for NBC, the retarded nephew's retarded dog then.

In reply to Jacob Williams (msg # 61):

Ok, finally watch Winter Soldier.

I liked it, good story, fairly obvious we'll be seeing Bucky again.  I'd like to see Cap 3 with Steve, Falcon looking for Bucky, that could work.

What they really need is a 3rd hero though, played by me! S*** I'd play that short fat guy from Alpha Flight if that's what it took.  Puck(?)

Did anyone else notice Fury's grave? Engraved with The Path of the Righteous man...
 Ezekiel 25:17.

Which of course is the verse Sam quotes in Pulp Fiction.  Excuse me, misquotes.  Ezekiel 25:17 reads - And I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the Lord, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them. (KJV)

Go read all of Exekiel 25, no path of righteous men.  Oh well.  The original quote, using part of Ez 25:17 and starting with The path of the righteous man is beset...is from Chiba the Bodyguard, starring Sonny Chiba (Hattori Hanzo in Kill Bill 1) and the line ends with and you will know I am Chiba the Bodyguard when I lay my vengeance upon you.

Now that's some cold s*** to say to a man before you pop a cap in his ass.

In reply to GM (msg # 83):

One of my favorite Robin Williams movies was not exactly a comedy, though it had some humor.

Jacob the Liar is the tale of residents in a Jewish ghetto waiting transport to a concentration camp.Jacob hides a young girl, which leads to a rumor he has a radio, which he doesn't.  But the fictitious reports bring hope to the community.

his narration at the beginning starts like this:

Hitler goes to a fortune teller and asks her when he will die. You will die on a Jewish holiday. The old woman tells him.  Which one?  Whatever day you die will be a Jewish holiday.


It appears his death has opened up awareness and talking points about depression, which is important. I know the struggle of living with depression.  Though I can't say mine is as bad as his, how should I know?

Dad's favorite Robin Williams film is Hook.  Bob Hoskins is also gone from us.

I didn't like everything of his, but some of it, wow.

In reply to GM (msg # 84):

Were your parents retarded? Because you sure are special.\

If that doesn't work I have this for backup:

Hey baby, sit on my face and I'll guess your weight.

I've always been a fan of "Does this smell like chloroform to you?"  100% successful...
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In reply to Jacob Williams (msg # 86):

Or maybe even an epiphany.  Boobytrap, spelled backwards, is partyboob.

Amazing!

In reply to GM (msg # 87):

I'm in a game and the GM gives us this situation, paraphrased:

You are eating lunch in the college cafeteria, violence outside, doors blow open, equivalent of magical darkness dropped on the room.  You hear screaming, then the sound of automatic weapons and a different kind of screaming.  What do you do?

My first response?  What kind of tables and chairs are in the room, and how far from the kitchen am I? I already know there isn't construction equipment.

Second response? Cause a distraction to allow the others in the room to escape or jump the bad guys.  Unfortunately, this is not a game system with thermal detonator, power armor, or allen reglia to yell at them.

In reply to GM (msg # 88):

ok, there is a movie apparently, called dark Dungeons, based on the chick track.

there is a line:  Those are the RPGers, we keep trying to get them thrown off campus, but they're just too popular.

Are you S******* me?! POPULAR?!

Get in touch with reality before you try to save it. Or cast judgement on it.  Unless this is tongue in cheek, in which case it's pretty funny.

In reply to GM (msg # 89):

ok, it was funded by a kickstarter by Zombie Orpheus Entertainment.

I watched the 8 minute preview and all I can say is: where the **** is that room full of drunken rpgers and how do i get in?

They had girls! more than 1! And they weren't completely unfortunate looking!

totally unrealistic. Also, that one guy looks way too much like a jock, the beer I believe, otherwise, hand that man a fantasy football draft pick.

In reply to GM (msg # 90):

Damnit, I love The Grand Budapest Hotel.  Watching it the third time, I love the charm, wit, the Wes andersony-ishness of it.

And while I'm not exactly a Ralph Fiennes fan, this role is quite possibly his crowning achievement.

In reply to GM (msg # 91):

started watching a random episode of Leverage.  It was the one where they go to a costume party as detectives, guy dies.

The interesting thing, which I only noticed this time, Nate shows up as Ellery Queen, who he describes as the greatest detective ever. How the hell do you figure that?  Oh, Ellery Queen was played by Jim Hutton, Timothy Hutton's dad.  That's right, his character dressed up as the actor's daddy.

In reply to GM (msg # 92):


I'm sure you know about the Ice Bucket Challenge to raise money and awareness about ALS.

But have you seen Patrick Stewart's?  Oh yes, he takes the challenge, and all I can say is Stay Classy Cap'n.
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In reply to GM (msg # 93):

If you haven't read it, Benedict cumberbatch, Martin Freeman, and Steven Moffat all won emmy's for Sherlock Holmes s3e3 His Last Vow.


I love that show

“I am the melted cheese of desire. Please, feel free to double dip.

Mike, what can you tell me about Halestorm? That is one freaky b****.

And I mean that in the good way.

Prepare yourselves for the arrival of the Corpulent One! ETA is Friday evening. I'll need to pick up a few supplies before I get there.

I'll either grab food and come, or we can do something. Let me know if have preferences/ideas.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSgJeVwjnpc

You're welcome.

http://imgur.com/gallery/b2XGP

Garg the Ogre Paladin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikXXF7RqG_s

if you haven't seen this, you're welcome.

Mark, you'd be proud of me.  My Jedi Guardian in the Star Wars game I'm playing in keeps making reference to Orrin's Taco Quest.  We're about to go to Tattooine (because of course we are, nevermind that Tattooine is supposed to be the ass-end of the galaxy, everything important always happens there) and I said that we'll have to go try the bantha tacos at The Tusken Taqueria.

*stands and delivers a slow clap*

And that's how legends are rammed down other's throats.

Yeah, unfortunately I haven't had the chance to do anything balls out insane just yet but maybe that chance is coming.

I've changed my stance on gay marriage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-YCdcnf_P8
&
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0Be8LnuG3U

I'd be alright with the lesbians marrying all the women's boyfriends, assuming that all lesbians were as hot as the ones in that video.  Unfortunately, this is the really real world.

Yeeeeaaaahhhh, those are way hotter than the majority of lesbians I've known. Occasionally I've met a hot lesbian, inevitably with a girlfriend more masculine than me.

http://taking10.blogspot.com/2...-or-why-its-bad.html

This sounds almost like the kind of crap we'd get ourselves into.

And this sounds a bit like someone we know.

http://taking10.blogspot.com/2...-player-got-his.html