It's funny that we were talking about it the other night, I just saw it on Steam for 12 bucks.

In reply to Jacob Williams (msg # 34):

Why in the sphincter of stupidity, do people always read from ancient evil texts aloud?!

Mummy is on, she does it, raises Imhotep.  Evil Dead 1 &2, in the first one they listen to a recording of an archaeologist reading from Necronomicon, which raises evil spirits, which also means when he read it they raised evil spirits.  In the sequel, sortof sequel, dumbass girl reads the words.  Cabin in the words, dumbass girl reading the diary of evil pagan cannibal hillbillies, thus raising a family of evil pagan cannibal hillbilly zombies.

You get the picture. Have these people lost the ability to read Silently?

Do the forces of evil intentionally target less than intelligent idiots with no internal monologue?

I understand writers need something to propel the plot.  But really, it's along the lines of people suddenly developing a case of the stupids just to screw stuff over and progress storyline.

In conclusion, if I am ever n a group in anything resembling a creepy setting (cemetery, old creepy houses, ruins, caves, Chuck E Cheese) and some moron starts reading something strange and unusual out loud.  Fuck it.  What Would Mike Milligan Do?  Shoot 'em in da face.  Oh yeah, and double tap.

Anyone else just get an image of Mike shooting a large Mouse in the face with a double barrel in a Pizza restaurant and knocking into a pool of those multi-colored balls with children screaming, not realizing he just kept them all from becoming a bunch of flesh eating freaks?

You're welcome.

(ooh, I just thought up a new mission for Dresden!)

I'm not sure whether to be appalled or encouraged that shooting someone in the face seems to be my answer for most problems.

In reply to Jacob Williams (msg # 36):

well, your answer for situations that allow for such things as reading aloud from a book to initiate the zombie apocalypse or some such

http://axecop.com/comic/episode-0/

The "writing team" is a 5 year old boy with a really weird imagination and the artist is his 29 year old brother.  This is some of the funniest and most random stuff I've ever read.

http://store.steampowered.com/news/11462/

I know I told you about this, but here's a reminder to put you in the Christmas spirit.

My own mother, who is in no way, shape, form, or fashion either a rocker or metal head rather enjoyed the selections I let her hear from Twisted Sister's Christmas album.

O Come all ye faithful, silver bells, and Deck the Halls are probably my favorite, but a lot of them are good.  Mom didn't appreciate Heavy Metal Christmas, but that's expected.  O Come...almost sounds like a rock anthem to my ears.

The main thing is takes the same old sugary, mealy-mouthed tired christmas songs we only hear at this time of year, but still cringe at, and mixes in a little something new.  All in all, I rate this an Armadillo Up!

Here's another one for you.  Apparently, as well as being an awesome guitarist and pretty decent singer, Zakk Wylde is also a pianist and plays several other instruments.  Anyway, here's Black Label Society's version of "The First Noel."  It wasn't really what I expected, apparently they play a lot of sweet and mellow stuff as well as the 80-proof butt-kickings we're used to.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtvVP1u9RfE

And here's Zakk's tribute to Dimebag Darrell, not a Christmas song, but while we're on the subject of BLS, why not?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HUr9UKAxiY

In reply to Jacob Williams (msg # 41):

if you get a chance to watch The Family, take it, I'm recommending it having only watched it halfway through.

May try to come over week after Christmas. good days?

In reply to GM (msg # 42):

ok, finished the movie.  Only way I can say it is this: F**k I love this film.  Of course, it turns out to have been directed by Luc Besson, screenplay co-written by him, starring DeNiro and tommy Lee Jones, oh and Michelle Pfeiffer in a mob comedy.  I mean, crap, it's a 7 before the title rolls.

But really, it is actually an introspective, deep experiment in the exploration of the depth, meaning, and usage of the word F**k. From F**k - this pasta is amazing o my lovely and talented wife, to F**k - wiseguys are trying to kill us!

I'll watch it again in a few days to see if I still enjoy it so much.  Which would be odd, two of my favorite comedies being semi-comedic mob movies (You kill me, which is more organized crime, not the Mob in the strictest sense, but you know what i mean)

In reply to GM (msg # 42):

New Year's Week?  No plans so far.

Another video for you, maybe a little different from my usual stuff:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaI8kqdcfp0

http://geektyrant.com/news/kun...ng-you-will-ever-see

Yeah, I just wanted to brag about finally joining the 21st Century by posting from the John on my zombie iPhone

http://thepunchlineismachismo....ic/merry-200th-strip

In reply to Jacob Williams (msg # 48):

Logged on facebook first time in ages.  2 posts caught my eye

Dear Lord, if we give you Lady Gaga and Nikki Minaj, would you consider giving us back Dime Bag Darrel?

And

Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But yell it at them in German because life is also terrifying and confusing.

In reply to GM (msg # 49):

So a guy asked me this today, and I'm asking you because I want to see what answers you come up with.  Tell me yours, then I'll tell you what I told him. Him, bythe way, is the hard drinking, tough as nails bastard that nicknamed me Hoss all those years ago. Junior High I think it was, but it stuck in High School to the point several people had no idea what my name was.

Anyway, here's the question.

You and I are in the back of a police car.
In 4 words you turn to me and say:

"Oops." or "I didn't do it."

http://www.buzzfeed.com/ariann...ting-vintage-recipes

In reply to Jacob Williams (msg # 51):

Keep in mind, this would be similar to saying this to a bad boy Mike.

I went with

Lindsay Lohan? That you?

http://www.hulu.com/watch/1603

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkaGogebHDw


'nuff said.

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Just saw the news yesterday that the lead guitarist and drummer from Lacuna Coil are leaving.  At least it's on amiable terms, they're leaving the band to spend more time with their families.  And they did cut one last album with them before they left.  No word on who will take their place in the band yet.  But I guess 16 years in the same band is a pretty good run, life happens to everyone eventually.

In reply to Jacob Williams (msg # 57):

yeah, 16 years is a pretty good run.  a lot of groups with higher mainstream success didnt last that long.