”Mission accomplished Sir. We took out the women’s dorm of the local university,” JWK Team Leader Axel Wojciechowski said in crisp, clear, English.
”What do you mean you took out the dorm? You killed them?” Piotr asked, worry and panic evident on his face.
”No Sir, we took out all the women. Uh.. romantically speaking,” the team leader added sheepishly.
”All of them?” Piotr asked in amazement.
”Yes Sir. We used para-wing gliders to gain access to the roof. Uniform for this operation was tailored suits and Oxford shoes. We silently breached the structure and proceeded floor-by-floor, room-by-room. Dąbrowski had created files on the entire group, which we reviewed prior to the incursion. We knew all their hobbies and interest. Using that intel, we rehearsed making interesting, witty, and suggestive conversion prior to the start of the operation. When any of us hit heavy resistance, Kozłowski deployed wine or mixed-drinks, mostly Cosmos, but a few Sex on the Beach and Appletinis as well,” Axel said, discussing the operation as clinically as any other military operation he had been on.
The Master Sergeant continued.
”Krawczyk was quick on the smooth jazz and Sinatra Sir. I’d like to recommend him for a commendation. We certainly couldn't have done it without the mood music. Jankowski deserves a lot of credit as well. He humped in a twelve pack of fuzzy navel jello shots that saved our bacon on the second floor. Without those, I'm not sure how we would have handled the Melissa Etheridge groupies in room 202," Wojciechowski said with a curt nod.
"Now if you will excuse me Sir, I need to check on Mazur’s injury. When he entered the first floor lounge, several of the Tangos appeared to be engaged in a twerking contest. We weren't able to extract him until after he’d slipped a disc.” The JWK Commando paused, then added with grave seriousness.
”The doctors say he may have that smile on his face for the rest of his life,” Axel said, shaking his head.
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