OK folks, first draft of the Raven/Tortoise myth for critique…
How Tortoise Got His Shell
The old shaman drew heavily on his pipe, savoring the taste and effect of the herb, then smoke came from mouth and nose alike as he spoke. Listen to this tale and you might just learn something useful.
Tortoise has not always been as he is now. Back in the time he was a lizard like so many other lizards but, in his mind at least, better than the other lizards. He was faster then, not just faster than he is now, but faster than most all lizards, faster than most all creatures if you believed him.
Tortoise was far more dexterous than he is now, back then he had fine toes paws, very dexterous indeed and tipped with sharp claws, not the stubby paws he gets around on now.
Back then Tortoise had a fine sleek body, no shell and a most impressive set of teeth in a fine strong lizard jaw. If you want to picture him then the best thing to do is imagine the finest pack lizard you have ever seen and then think of that is a gern compared to how tortoise was, he was the Great Khan of lizards, or so he would have had you believe.
Whilst Tortoise was all of these things, all of these things were not all of Tortoise. He was also more prideful than all other lizards and most other creatures, more boastful and more condescending. In his eyes he knew he was the best at everything that mattered to him and because of this he had few friends.
Now one day Tortoise was basking on a rock enjoying the light and warmth of the Bright Treasure whilst playing idly with a particularly sparkling piece of stone and the stone kept catching the light of the Bright Treasure and throwing it back and forth, this way and that.
This reflected light caught the attention of Raven and we all know how Raven is drawn to shiny things so he flew down to take a look at what as flashing so enticingly. Now as Raven swooped in his wing crossed between Tortoise and the Bright Treasure and covered the lizard, albeit briefly with a shadow. This did not sit well with Tortoise who, as he was prone to do, spoke with ire and without thought. "Who dares come between me and the Bright Treasure? Who dares block his view of me when he likes so much to look down on me in admiration?"
Now Raven had landed next to the basking rock knew well the temper of Tortoise and still wanted so much to take a look at the sparkling thing. He knew full well about Tortoise, all knew about Tortoise and most avoided him, but because of the sparkling thing Raven bowed and tried "Please forgive me Great Tortoise. I was blinded on one side by your great beauty and on the other by the light of the Bright Treasure so all that I saw was the sparkling."
Tortoise was not impressed by this attempt to appease him and had a mind to teach Raven a lesson so he held up the sparkling thing up enticingly and he said "This little thing? It's nothing really, you can have it if you want."
To this Raven hopped up and down excitedly "Thank you Tortoise, you are so generous, so so generous" but he was cut off mid praise when Tortoise interrupted "All you have to do is win it from me."
Now Raven stopped hopping about and glared at the lizard and his mood darkened as Tortoise continued "So you might as well just flap off now as we both know you cannot beat me crow."
Raven didn't fly off though, he decided there and then to teach Tortoise a lesson "But Tortoise, everyone knows that you cannot be beaten, not at anything." and Tortoise was caught, Raven could read him so easily "But it is so very shiny."
"Tell me Tortoise, what kind of trials did you have in mind?" the great bird asked to Tortoise waved a paw dismissively "It matters not what as you can't win.” and he sneered at Raven with his lack of forepaws “Combat first you choose the weapon, not that you can hold one and stand at the same time." and Tortoise closed his eyes and smiled as he considered how he had hooked Raven knowing full well that the bird lacked paws to hold weapons no claws that could pierce his hide and no teeth whatsoever.
So Raven fell silent a while as he thought. Tortoise was fast and he was strong, he was many things but he was not wise and he had made a mistake in giving Raven the choice. Then after considering Raven cocked his head to one side and would have smiled had he a mouth rather than a beak.
"I choose beaks then" he responded to which Tortoise opened his eyes wide and glared "You choose a weapon that I have not, I've a mind to rip your beak off and beat you with it!" the lizard said angrily.
At this Raven took to the air and flapped out of reach, but called down to Tortoise "I'll get you a beak, less that is you are backing out of the deal, are afraid of losing?" and he started to fly higher calling loudly "Afraid Tortoise, afraid of losing to Raven?"
Tortoise could not stand this and he called back "Return if you can find a beak but no tricks Raven, get me a real beak and I'll teach you to mind your betters!"
Raven flew to find a friend of his, a bird whose children are now know to the dragon men as a fierce mount, sharp of tooth and claw eater of meat now, but then was a rather stubby beaked eater of seeds who could fly.
He found the bird perched in a tree eating fruit "Hello Unenlagia" he said "Tell me, don't you get bored of eating nothing but seeds and fruit all of the time? I mean, it's all well and good, but don't you ever fancy trying to eat meat, it is rather tasty and fills you so quickly that you don't have to eat so often. That leaves you far more time for the females." and Raven winked.
"I can't even if I wanted to" replied Unenlagia, my stubby rounded beak is good only for breaking nuts and splitting fruit." and he went back to doing just that.
Raven cawed smugly "And what if I were to tell you that I could get Tortoise to swap his fine toothed snout for your beak? With that you could eat meat and the females would be falling over each other for your attentions!"
So Raven returned with Unenlagia father of demi birds and the trade was made, Tortoise was too proud to refuse the challenge and even if he was far less than impressed by the beak he was sure that on him it would be good enough a weapon to defeat Raven.
Unenlagia stayed to watch the combat and though Tortoise was fast, the beak was too clumsy and the Unenlagia didn't need to stay long to witness his defeat. Tortoise was too foolish to check on the terms of the trade and before he could demand his snout back Unenlagia was away to eat and find the ladies.
So that is how Tortoise lost his fine snout and gained his stubby beak and taste for plants. With the loss he got a little clumsier and Raven collected that little lost dexterity as he facilitated the trade. This is not the end of the tale though and if you stop picking your nose I'll tell the rest.
Tortoise was furious, furious and embarrassed and ashamed all rolled up together with confused at how this could have happened. Well, what an opportunity that was and Raven took it. "Tortoise, that is one trial and how lucky I was, but you have four more chance for your natural superiority to shine through... assuming you wish to continue and not give up?"
To this Tortoise raged so much that his skin flushed red all over and after he calmed enough Raven said "My choice then this time. Up there" and he pointed with his beak at the top of a cliff "There's a nest at the top and it just happens that in it at the moment are eggs. First one to get one of the eggs back down unbroken." Raven smiled "You are fast, reckon you can beat me to the top and back then?"
Tortoise protested "You'll just fly, hardly fair when I have to climb!" and it was true So Raven replied "If we start together at the foot of the cliff then it'll be fair, you can climb straight up but I'll have to fly back and forth to make it up there."
This was good enough for Tortoise and he nodded to which Raven added "Want to sweeten the deal with a little side wager, if you dare? I'm sure that I can get your snout back if you dare wager anything for it?"
"Dare?! If I dare?!" Tortoise was outraged, so much so that he didn't even realise he was tapping his claws on the rock but as the tap, tap, tap registered he looked down at his feet and frowned "My claws" he said knowing in his heart that he was fast enough, that he'd win back his snout and with a snort added with derision "If I cannot climb faster than you I don't deserve them!"
"Excellent!" said Raven "I'll go arrange it with Unenlagia." and off he flew to find the bird. It didn't take long before he spotted Unenlagia trying to impress the ladies, but they would just laugh at him.
"You look terrible Unenlagia, have you lost weight?" to which the bird replied in a rather annoyed voice "Raven. A fine beak to attract the females you said. They just laugh and to top it all I'm starving! Sure I can eat meat now and don’t have to eat so often if I do, but I can’t catch any!”
Inside Raven smiled “Ah. Well it just so happens that I’ve come to offer you a nice set of claws to go with that impressive snout. A matching set as they are Tortoise’s fine claws. With those you’ll have absolutely no problem at all catching all that you want to eat. Far more energy to go chasing those ladies.” and Raven winked at Unenlagia who snapped up the offer.
Together Unenlagia and Raven flew back to the base of the cliff where Tortoise waited and then the race started. Tortoise was off in a flash, climbing higher and higher and almost straight up whilst Raven had to circle in his ascent or would end up miles from the nest. Tortoise was easily the first to the nest and grabbed an egg. But then came the descent, far harder for Tortoise who had to carry the egg in his new beak and climb slowly and carefully so as not to drop or crack it.
Tortoise was about half way back down when Raven finally reached the nest and picked up an egg carefully in his claws. Then a flap to the cliff edge and he folded back his wings, plummeting downwards, before spreading them again as he passed Tortoise. A few frantic flaps and he slowed enough to place the egg on the ground seconds before Tortoise arrived.
Unenlagia jumped for joy as Raven took Tortoises claws and placed them on the bird saying as he did so “Here you are Unenlagia, try your teeth and your claws on these, celebrate with an egg or two.”
Unenlagia cracked open the eggs and devoured the contents as Tortoise wept at his loss and Raven laughed though at just what was unclear. Then as Unenlagia ate, so engrossed that he was oblivious to everything Raven spoke “Well Tortoise, one last challenge and the chance to win it all back unless you want to call it a day and quit now. Your choice this time of course.”
Tortoise stopped crying and blurted out "Race! I'll beat you in a race, none of your flying mind, just legs to be used for this one." and it was Tortoise’s turn to laugh as Raven's legs were no match for his own and he was sure that he would win this one, get all that was his back.
Raven considered and considered, should it have been he who should have stopped whilst ahead instead of offering Tortoise the last chance to win all back? There was no way he could beat Tortoise in a running race, the lizard was so fast that he could run across water!
Raven was kicking himself but then he spied Grandfather Gazelle and he looked at Unenlagia who by this time looked like the things that the dragon people ride. Imagine the ancestor of all ostriches with the claws of a hawk on its legs and feathered arms, for the wings were turned to arms to take the fore claws. To this add a toothed beak more like a pack lizard’s snout and you’ve got the idea, the father off all demi-birds.
Raven hoped onto Grandfather Gazelle’s horns and gripped tightly, then said to Unenlagia “I hope you are enjoying the eggs, your favorite wife used to be very proud of her clutch.” Unenlagia looked at Raven in shock and then anger and ran after him. Grandfather Gazelle, saw the monstrosity charging him and ran. “First to the <insert place here> Tortoise.” shouted Raven and the poor lizard realized he’d been tricked again, Raven was using legs, just not his own!
Tortoise took off as fast as he could but Raven and Grandfather Gazelle had quite a lead. He ran so fast he caught up, so fast that he was wearing his legs down. Shorter and shorter they got until his belly was dragging on the ground. Grandfather Gazelle was too tired to carry on, but so was Unenlagia who called after them “I’ll eat you and yours when I catch you!”
Raven hopped off and could now walk faster than Tortoise so he won of course and when Tortoise finally crawled up he was weeping. “Raven you have beaten me both fairly and with tricks and I have lost everything. And now Unenlagia will hunt me down and if not him then another. I cannot run, I cannot climb, I cannot fight, I will surely be killed.”
Raven felt sorry for the creature who had lost everything but gained humility and so he fetched clay from the banks of a nearby oasis, mixed it with some acacia sap from Grandmother Thorntree with his feet, rolled it into a ball and then dropped so that the bottom flattened. Then he pecked a hole right through it and said to Tortoise “Here, climb into this when danger comes and you can hide. Bright Treasure will soon bake it solid.”
Tortoise climbed in and the wisdom he had learnt told him to remain within and this is why tortoises now have beak like mouths, short stumpy legs and move so slowly with their shells on their backs.