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Brodert put his hand over the one his young protégé had just clapped to the older scholar’s shoulder.  He knew exactly what the younger man was feeling; he was feeling the same emotions himself.  He just nodded at Cato, smiled back, and began filing out with the rest of the crowd.  The scholar sighed to himself as he walked back towards the western part of town with the rest of the group.  So many dead.  And so many deaths still to come, in all probability.  He had never felt older than he did right at this moment.

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Ven nodded gruffly at Kellan.  “He does at that,” the humongous man nodded, a slight catch in his throat.  As the proprietor of the general store, he knew just about everyone in Sandpoint, meaning that he had known many of those for whom the ceremony had been held.  “Always appreciated Zantus.  He’s a good priest.”  He hugged Shayliss close.  “Makes a man appreciate what he has.”  Ven’s expression was unreadable as he looked quickly back at where Katrine was walking towards the back of the group.

The big man walked in silence for a while, thinking.  But something Cato said in his conversation with Kellan brought him out of his reverie.  “Korvosa, is it?  That reminds me.”  Ven scratched his head.  “There was a man with a Korvosan accent in town when we had the town meeting.  You know, when Deverin was giving her speech?  Asked a lot of questions about the group of you.”  He gave Cato a nod.  “I put him off, told him you’d all been in Sandpoint for years.  No need to go spilling everything to outsiders, right?  I didn’t think much of it.  But if you’re from Korvosa . . . ,” he studiously did not look at Cato, “maybe this is more interesting to you than it is to the others.”

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“Vorvashali Voon, you say?”  Chask peered up at Pisca’s perch.  “Now that you mention it, no, I didn’t see him at the ceremony.  Which is strange,” the bookseller grinned, “as the man normally likes to make a splash at public gatherings by wearing the most-outlandish outfit he can get his hands on.”  He chuckled.  “One time he showed up at a Swallowtail Festival dressed in a ridiculously-multicolored ensemble that I’m pretty sure was actual jester’s garb from some far off land.  It had bells and everything!”  He shook his head.  “He is quite the character.”

“But no, I don’t think he was at the ceremony.”  Chask pondered for a moment.  “It’s odd, but not unprecedented.  Why?  Do you have a particular need of him?”

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Lunk was confused.  He wasn’t sure exactly what to feel.  On the one hand, he was sad because of all the people that had died.  On the other hand, he was happy to see Pisca again, and he always enjoyed being with Mr. Chask.  And the ceremony itself had been very nice.  Lunk had been impressed by how it looked.  But he also knew that Gorvi would be calling for him soon to go junking, and Gorvi was never very nice about that.  It always made Lunk’s stomach feel bad.

Pisca confused Lunk even more.  He liked her, but she talked a lot, and a lot of the time Lunk didn’t really understand what she was saying.  He figured it was because Pisca was very smart.  Lunk knew he wasn’t really smart enough to have conversations with smart people other than Mr. Chask, who always made sure Lunk knew exactly what he was saying.

Lunk appreciated that.

But now Pisca was talking about grass, a subject Lunk felt he knew something about.  “I’m not sure, Pisca,” he ventured hesitantly.  He didn’t like contradicting people, because they normally told him he was wrong and then made fun of him.  He didn’t think Pisca would do that, though.  “The greenest grass is in the church courtyard, and it doesn’t have any fences at all.  They take really good care of it.  Have you been in there?  It’s very pretty.”

Lunk paused, confused again by the all the colors Pisca was talking about.  Everyone knew grass was green, and sometimes yellow if it wasn’t watered too well.  He decided to ignore the color part.  “I’m pretty sure the church people would make sure badgers didn’t tear up the grass in the courtyard.”  Lunk nodded confidently.  Father Zantus would be VERY upset if they let something like that happen!

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The dark-haired girl stopped as Pisca jumped off of Lunk’s shoulders and came up to her.  Her eyes narrowed, then she sighed.  “Come here,” she said, glancing over at the others and leading the gnome slightly away from where Ven was talking with Kellan, Cato, and Brodert.  Shayliss shot Katrine a meaningful look, but did not follow them.

“Okay,” said Katrine, stopping and kneeling to fix the short woman with a serious stare.  “Look.  Let me set you straight here, Pisca.  I like Liseth.  A lot more than I like you.”  Her eyes hardened.  “Because you are an interfering busybody, sticking your nose into things that are no concern of yours.  At least I know that Liseth means well.”  Her mouth twisted.  “Which is not something I can say about you.”

“But you go around with Liseth, so you can tell her that I consider her a friend.  She saved my life, after all.  So if she’s thinking that I’m mad at her, well, I’m not.”  Ven’s eldest daughter paused.  “I like talking with her, and she’s very sweet.  That said, we’re not THAT good of friends.  I have no desire to wring out my family’s dirty laundry in front of EITHER of you, and she has NO idea what I have to go through with my father on a DAILY basis.”

The raven-tressed woman chuckled mirthlessly.  “Liseth is very innocent, and she has a very rose-colored view of the world, and fathers in particular.  And that’s great for her.”  Bitterness seeped into Katrine’s voice as she went on in as heated a tone as she could muster, given that she was trying to keep her voice down.  “I’m glad she has such a great father.  But if she, or you, is interested in taking my father’s side in the matter of my love life, well,” she stood and dusted off her skirt, “I don’t have much to say to either of you.”

And with that, Katrine Vinder headed back to the group, where she received a comforting hug from her little sister.

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Kellan fell into step alongside the Vinders, with the exception of Katrine of course, who looked like she was having a rather...intense...discussion with Pisca that Kellan felt best not to intrude upon.

Venn seemed to have calmed and was substantially more talkative than his somewhat normal brooding self. Kellan couldn't recall if Venn had always been so irascible or if it had arose as his daughters began to mature. Regardless he seemed in a better mood and Kellan was keen on keeping him that way.

"It really does" he replied to Venns comment about appreciating what they had. They had been fortunate that they had such a devoted bunch caring for the town. Father Zantus, Mayor Deverin, Alergast and the Sheriff, all very qualifed, hard working and true supporters of the community.  It could have easily been otherwise.

At Venns mention of a man from Korvosa asking around Kellans first thought was this Rogors Craesby that Pisca had mentioned in regards to a package from Lord Foxglove. Of course he quickly remembered that Aldern had gone to Magnimar,  not Korvosa. Still he supposed it could be related, the man seemed to have some powerful and far reaching connections.

Kellan looked just about to voice this possibility when he realized that if it had been a delivery, he could have gone right up to the stage to deliver it.

"Odd..what kind of questions was he asking?" Kellan asked in return as they walked, with a reassuring glance to Shayliss as they went.
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Liking was neither here nor there.  Or rather, that was to say, that liking was always here or there or some other curious and possibly interesting place.  Liking, actually, was one of those things that was wherever and wherever it wanted to be in the eyes of Pisca Neep Freemish.  In fact, it was well known among gnomes in general that liking was incredibly fickle and not to be trusted.  The best that could be said for liking was that one liked what one liked when one liked it.  That and ... things could change.

But, then again, didn't they always?

"But ... butbutbut, Katrine ... "  The gnome hurried after the humans as they made their way back to the General Store, skipping and running at times to keep up.  It was a fortunate thing that Katrine and Shayliss stopped for a hug.  It was just the thing to let a gnome catch up.  Pisca swept her arm in a huge gnome-sized arc to indicate to Lunk and Chask Haladan that they were lagging behind and that the direction of destiny was with her and the Vinders, plus Stomper.  And plus Cato.

"Alright, alright ... "  Pisca, upon catching up, tugged at Katrine Vinder's sleeve with one hand to draw her away from the greater group.  And, as the sisters seemed to be getting along so well, the gnome took hold of the sleeve of Shayliss Vinder as well, pulling her along too.  "Yes, alright, we're nosy bodies," Pisca whispered to the two sisters in conspiratorial tones.  "But, what I don't think you're understanding is that we're soon to be powerful and influential nosy bodies.  Wouldn't you rather have us on your side than not?  Face it, if you're having problems.  Any problems.  With your father, or anything.  Wouldn't it be nice to have people on your side?"

"Sure, most people would side with your father, Katrine.  Human's do that.  Authority, blahblahblah.  But your father is very much the grumpy bear.  And he's proven himself to be the kind of person who won't pick a gnome up when she needs to see over a crowd."

"What I'm saying is ... "  And the gnome, still holding the two human sisters by captive sleeves, looked up into their faces with very serious and intent violet eyes.  "What I'm saying is that if you ever need help, if you ever need aid or allies, we're here for you.  Lysa is nice and warm.  And I'm the Magic Gnome," said the self-proclaimed Magic Gnome, hooking a thumb at herself.  "I mean, with you and Stomper," Pisca added, tossing a wink and a grin at Shayliss Vinder, "we're practically family."

She turned then and left things at that, rushing back to where Lunk and Chask Haladan were still in the process of catching up to things.

"Oh, and *babies*."  The gnome stopped suddenly and turned back to shout in the direction of the Vinder Sisters.  "Remember, BABIES."
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Cato smiled at Brodert as the group walked away from the funeral.  As bad as the events of the Swallowtail Festival and their repercussions had been, Cato had never felt more at home somewhere than he had in Sandpoint.

And then Ven mentioned the man from Korvosa.  Cato instantly stopped in his tracks, nearly stumbling.  He was sure his face must have gone pale, as every fear he had had about the Hellknights finding him resurfaced.  The happy camederie he had been experiencing suddenly fled, and Cato felt the urge to follow them, fleeing from Sandpoint as fast as he could.  Where could he turn?  Maybe he could get to Riddleport?  Then hop a ship?  Cato took a calming breath, and tried his best to resume his normal life.  He couldn't abandon Sandpoint now, not when the town needed him.  How could he ever take himself seriously if he left everyone here and fled to save himself.

"Korvosa, you say?  That's certainly interesting."  Cato tried to keep the conversation casual, but a thousand questions hammered at its mind, each wanting to be released.  "He didn't say what he wanted?  I wonder what someone in Korvosa would want enough to try and find me all the way out here?"  Besides the obvious, of course...

Cato managed a smile.  "I trust your instincts, Ven.  Thanks for putting him off.  Maybe if you spot him around town again, you could point him out to me?  That might be helpful.  Maybe it's just some word from my family.  My father and I had a bit of a falling out before I left home."

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Ven didn’t look at Kellan or Cato as he continued to walk, but he did answer their questions.  “Nothing too out of sorts for an itinerant.”  The big man shrugged his broad shoulders.  “Or so I thought at the time.  What was going on.  Who you all were.  Where you were from.  Why you were on the stage.  Whether you were Sandpoint natives, or we were honoring out-of-town folk.”  He waved his hand through the air, as if shooing away an annoying insect.  “Things like that.”

He stopped as Cato continued his questioning.  Now he did look at the wizard, raising an eyebrow as he did so.  “I didn’t say he was looking for you, scholar, and neither did he.”  He waved his hand through the air, indicating the group.  “He was asking about the whole lot of you.”  He nodded as Cato talked.  “A falling out, eh?  Well, that’s understandable.”  He shot a glance back at his daughters.  “Family can be . . . difficult sometimes.  You don’t have to worry; I’ll let you know if he shows up again.”

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Shayliss would have much rather been up walking arm-in-arm with Kellan, but Katrine had to come first.  Plus, Kellan was up talking with her father, and she didn’t want to make that any more difficult than it already was.  Shay spread her arms as her sister stalked away from Kellan’s gnome friend; she gave Katrine a comforting hug.

But the gnome wasn’t done.  She had followed Katrine, continuing to badger her.  Shay’s lips set in a thin line.  Some people had no sense of social cues, and this gnome was apparently one of them . . .

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Katrine rolled her eyes as the indefatigable gnome pulled at her sleeve.  “Look, Pisca,” she said in a low voice, glancing at her father as she retrieved her sleeve from her pint-sized assailant with barely-concealed impatience.  She began walking away, then stopped as Pisca kept talking.  When Pisca had finished, the dark-haired girl sighed, then turned around.

“I appreciate what you’re trying to do, Pisca.  You and Liseth.  I really do.”  Katrine was clearly attempting to be as gracious as she could.  It was just as clear that this was taking a toll on her.  “But please stay out of this business with my father.  You have no idea . . . .”  She looked on in consternation as Pisca ran back towards Chask and Lunk.

Then her face went ashen at Pisca’s yell . . . .

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Shayliss’ hand flew to her mouth in horror as the gnome shouted.  She flushed, spinning about to see if her father had heard . . . .

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He had.  Ven immediately stopped in his tracks, glowering at Pisca as she started yelling in the direction of his daughters.  “Babies?  BABIES?!?!”  The word was an epithet.  He shouted back towards his daughters, shaking his fist.  “Katrine, if that no-good layabout has gotten you pregnant, Gods help me I’ll . . . .”  Helpless anger filled his voice.

“Or . . .”  He stopped, looking at Shayliss, mouth open.  He quickly shut it and rounded on Kellan, hands balled into fists.

“Storval?”  Ven Vinder had never seemed more imposing that he did right now.

“Storval?”  Ven’s menacing voice was quiet, but it carried.  “Is there . . . something you need to tell me?”

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Kellan, who had grown accustomed to Piscas curious manner and her even more curious way of speaking barely flinched when Pisca started shouting in the street about babies. Pisca was just that kind of person, she might shout about things, or whisper them, and they might not even be real things. Kellan had not known many gnomes in his life so he had kind of assumed that a lot of gnomes could behave in such a way. They had a reputation for quirkiness after all.

It all seemed to happen in slow motion after that. Katrines expression changed from sort of annoyed to one of abject shock. Shayliss was soon to follow and some how Kellan knew in that moment that when he turned around, Venn Vinder, all two hundred and something pounds of him would be wearing a scowl fit for a rune dog.

And sure enough, there it was.

"What?!" The farm boy replied, his face mixed parts surprise and confusion "No...no sir, Shayliss and I have never..." he broke off, shaking his head as he tried to steer Venn thoughts away from that, by not even saying it aloud

"You have nothing to worry about there, I swear it"

He turned to Pisca, his eyes pleading for some sort of intervention.

"Whats this about babies?"

One glance over a gnomish shoulder was all it took to show that things were decidedly not right with the world.

Wait!  Pisca's hands pleaded with Lunk and his faithful Story Reader to bear with her.  Her lips mouthed the silent word.  There were dire circumstances to deal with.  Great anger and violence had raised its head once again in Sandpoint.

"Are you threatening my friend?"  The gnome had placed herself between Stomper and the angry store owner.  With hands on hips she tossed her challenge at the dark glowering clouds that were Ven Vinder.  "What are you?  A baby hater?  I thought all humans loved babies.  You certainly have enough of them."

"Isn't that what makes human's happy?  Don't you want your daughters to be happy?  Why shouldn't they have babies?  Don't you want grandchildren yourself?  Well, you can't force everyone to be like you, Ven Vinder."  Pisca wagged a finger up at the distant heights of the man in question.

"Everyone's afraid of you because you're big and you never smile.  Well, I'm not, and I smile a lot.  I'm not afraid of you and I say that your oppression must end.  People should be free to have babies.  People should be free to love.  Daughters should be free to make the mistakes that they want to make, and know that their father's loving arms will be there to hold them and comfort them and take them back, no matter what horrible mess they get themselves into."

"Some people aren't afraid of you, Ven Vinder," cried the gnome with a defiant fist raised in the air.  "And it's about time someone taught you to stop acting as though everyone was!" Pisca added.  And then the gnome hauled off and drove a punch into the meaty part of the big man's thigh.

Cato nodded at Ven.  "Of course, you're right.  Just interested in the group."  Cato gestured towards the shopkeeper's family.  "Maybe I've just had family on my mind.  I assumed it must have been someone sent by my family looking for me.  Despite everything that we go through, we still assume the best, right?  You're right, though.  It's probably just someone passing through town who was curious what was going on.  Thanks for letting us know.  If my family did want to reach out to me, I'd certainly want to know."  And if it was an agent of the Hellknights, I'd want to know that as well...

Cato walked in silence for awhile longer, observing the interactions of Kellan, Katrine, Shayliss, Pisca, and Ven.  The wizard felt relieved.  He was sure that someone had been asking after him, but maybe Ven was right.  Just someone passing through town and curious about the group on stage.  Maybe it was merely coincidence that the man was from Korvosa.  It was a big city after all.  He shook his head and stifled a laugh at the trouble caused by one errant word of Pisca's.  And then the gnome hauled and hit Ven.  Cato gasped.  What was going on?  Where had this come from?

The young sage rushed forward.  "Pisca, Ven, calm down.  There's no need for a physical confrontation here!"  Cato looked from the obviously enraged shopkeeper to the pugilist gnome.  "Let's take a step back and relax.  Ven's just worried for his daughters.  I'm sure he wants grandchildren, and babies would make everyone's lives happier, but you have to understand about human customs regarding marriage."  Cato glanced quickly glanced at Shayliss and Kellan to see their reactions.  As far as he knew, Kellan and Shayliss hadn't had any significant interactions before their escapades in the cellar, and Kellan certainly hadn't had enough free time since then to...well, for the making of babies.  "Ven is perfectly happy with Kellan's courting of Shayliss, and Shayliss and Kellan are happy with the way things are."  Cato looked to all involved.  "Right?"

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Ven stared hard at Kellan as the young guardsman expressed his confusion and dismay at the bigger man’s unspoken accusation of fatherhood.  For a brief moment, there was silence as the giant storekeeper clenched and unclenched his fists.

Then he took a deep breath, as if calming himself.  It looked like a ritual he practiced often, and the flush in his cheeks diminished slightly.  “I believe you, boy,” he said, somewhat too reluctantly in Kellan’s view, “if only because I know Kenneth, and he would skin you alive if you fathered a child out of wedlock.  The Storvals have honor.”  His eyes hardened as he turned away from Kellan towards Katrine.  “That’s not something I can say for some OTHER . . .”

It seemed as if the entire group shared a joint, shocked intake of breath as Pisca ran up, yelling, and slugged the elder Vinder in the leg.  The wisdom was known in Sandpoint from the cathedral to Fatman’s Feedbag:  if you started something with Ven Vinder, he’d end up finishing it.

Every.  Single. Time.

Even the biggest, baddest Sczarni toughs gave Vinder a wide berth.  At one point a few years ago Jubrayl Vhiski had tried to make the General Store the focus of a protection racket.  Ven, of course, had refused.  Vhiski, never one to take “no” for an answer, sent several armed men to the store to make Ven see reason.

Ven had thrashed them all.  With his bare hands.  And carried two under each arm back to the Feedbag, where he dumped them at Vhiski’s feet and asked him if he’d lost something.  Vhiski had stared at the big man for a moment, mouth open.  It was the only time in living memory that the entire Feedbag had gone silent.

But Vhiski knew a losing cause when he saw one.  He laughed, designated Ven an honorary Sczarni, bought him a drink, and never tried to muscle in on his business again.

No one messed with Ven Vinder.  No one.

Except, apparently, Pisca Neep Freemish.

Ven looked as shocked as anyone.  His hand came up automatically, ready to backhand the gnome away from him, when Cato jumped into the fray, attempting to make everyone see reason.  Ven’s eyes narrowed, but the blow promised by his raised hand never fell.

“Just keep your gnome in line, scholar.”  The innkeeper grated, staring daggers at Pisca.  He nodded at his daughters.  “Kat, Shay, come with me.  We’re going home.”  He gave Kellan a level look.  “Please escort your friends elsewhere, Storval.”

Katrine and Shayliss, cowed by what they had fully expected to turn into violence, followed their father obediently.  Katrine’s stare at Pisca was an angry one, and Shayliss shot a pleading glance at both Kellan and Pisca, hoping that they wouldn’t make things any worse.

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Kellan had barely had time to register Piscas punch before Cato was upon her. Pisca had something of a habit of getting close and looking up at people, but this was the first time he had seen her get violent with anybody.

His reaction was a sort of frustrated clenching of his jaw and a steady pace over to where Cato was keeping the two apart.

Venn was right of course, Kellans father had long ago made it very clear that a man was expected to take responsibility for his actions, and the guardsman knew that any sign of a little Storval would lead to Sandpoints shortest engagement and a very somber ceremony led by none other than Father Zantus. That was all aside from the possible estrangement...being written out of any inheritance and any other punishment his forebears saw fit to dole out in recompense for shaming the family name.

Kellan looked to Shayliss as she was led away. He wanted to say goodbye, to give her his gift, to hold her one last time before they rode off towards Thistletop and an unknown fate, but he could not risk the tenuous relationship he had established already over sentiment and a bauble.

He sighed and turned, taking a long deep breath as he looked to the others.

"There was'nt much we needed at the store anyway...I'm goin back to the Dragon...need to clean my kit...probably write some letters, and get some sleep. You guys comin?"
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The gnome watched the Vinder family depart.  Her small pink hands were balled into fists and each one was planted firmly upon each hip.  On her face was a dark cloud of dissatisfaction.  That had not gone well.

The gnome sighed.

Normally.  Usually.  Well, often, at least, a good sigh would expel a goodly amount of annoying dissatisfaction, where upon it would drift away to either dissipate on the breeze, or to go bother someone else.  This was not one of those times.  The gnome's mouth only compressed into a thinner line of ire and her golden brows pulled down harder over her large violet eyes.  It was only thinking of Stomper that eased the feeling of how badly that had gone.

"I'm sorry, Kellan," and the disappointment within her turned to contrition.  "That must have ruined your time with Shayliss.  I was so hoping that you two would have had time to have sex and make babies before we left for an uncertain death.  But, I guess, from everything that was said, that you wouldn't have anyway.  Even if you'd had the chance.  I guess I didn't have the right sense of which would take precedence for a human, honor or the legacy of children.  You humans are really quite difficult to understand sometimes."

"Oh, and next time, please don't intercede.  Thank you for the concern.  But, I've found that there's nothing like the satisfaction of standing up to a big bully when you're the weaker one.  It's well worth the pain of the beating."

Pisca shrugged her slim shoulders.

"Well, that was interesting.  But lets not do that again soon."

"I've got one more errand to run before returning to the Rusty Dragon.  Maybe, I'll see you for a late meal.  But, I suspect we'll need plenty of rest tonight for the trip tomorrow.  Don't you think?"

The gnome waved and headed in the direction of the docks.  She sighed once again, and this time felt the hard knot of disappointment loosen and leave.  It was, however, replaced by a quiet sort of sadness.  Not unpleasant, but sad none the less.  It would have been nice to have left babies behind.

Cato let out his breath as Ven stepped back from the edge of confrontation and gathered his wayward children.  That certainly wasn't the best thing that could have happened tonight, but at least there wasn't any fighting.

He stepped up to Kellan and patted his shoulder.  "I'll join you back at the Dragon for a drink."  Cato took another long breath, and gave Kellan a weak smile, continuing on in a whisper as Ven led his children away.  "Sorry about Shayliss.  I know this isn't you'd like to see her off before Thistletop."

The wizard watched the gnome leave the group, heading off to another part of town, and shook his head, before turning around and heading towards the Rusty Dragon with Kellan.

Kellan walked in silence for a bit, obviously deflated from the falling out with the Vinders and absolutely exhausted from the days activities. His normal "mature for his years" facade was wearing thin and he was begining to look more like a boy who just wanted the day to be done.

"It's alright" he sighed "None of this is going to matter much anyway unless tommorow goes well...so no point in worrying about it." He rubbed at his face as if bothered "One thing at a time I guess"

He was obviously stressed and although he had managed to more or less keep up appearances around the Mayor and Shayliss, with just Cato around he seemed more comfortable letting down his guard.

"My families not even going to find out about us leavin until we're half way there..." he added a minute or so later with a hint of anger in his voice, seeming to be speaking as much to himself as to Cato.

He still didn't know how they were supposed to pull this off. Even with ample time to plan and rest up it would still seem nigh insurmountable. Five of them against all of Thistletop...it would make for a grand story if anybody lived to tell it.

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Kellan and Cato made their way, slowly and tiredly, back to the Rusty Dragon.  The streets of Sandpoint were almost empty now; all of the funeral’s attendees seemed to have either gone home to be with their families or to one of its several taverns to be with their friends.  The torchlamps intermittently lining the street were the pair’s only company aside from a brief encounter with the patrolling Jamis Needlehome, but the on-duty guardsman had time for little else other than brief pleasantries before going on about his business.

Sandpoint was, after all, under siege.

One wouldn’t have known it from the activity occurring at the bustling Rusty Dragon, however.  Kellan and Cato opened the inn’s large double-doors to find a crowded and almost-raucous public room.  Apparently those who weren’t inclined to retire to their homes and meditate on life’s fragile brevity wished to completely drown such thoughts under an avalanche of alcohol and good food.

Kellan and Cato savored the tempting smells of whatever savory morsels Ameiko and her staff were preparing for the evening meal.  It seemed attending the funeral hadn’t precluded the Rusty Dragon’s food preparers from putting together quite the evening repast; the guardsman and scholar observed roast duck, braised pig, and what look like pheasant traveling to various tables.

Across the room, Cato spotted Rogors Craesby sitting at one of the taproom’s smaller tables.   The slim, dark-haired man had apparently obtained rooms, or at least found somewhere to change, as he was now dressed in an appropriately somber black vest, jacket, necktie, and pants, the darkness of his ensemble set off only by a brilliantly white, crisply-pressed undershirt.  Craesby’s high-quality black boots were polished to a mirror shine.

Clearly the man was a believer in quality sartorial presentation.  But he didn’t outshine the two men who were approaching him.  With Kellan dressed in his pressed dress uniform with its shining gold buttons and Cato in his best scholar’s robes, they made an impressive trio.

As Kellan and Cato walked over to Aldern’s assistant, the man called a barmaid over to the table; she arrived at the same time they did.  “My treat,” Rogors nodded graciously as she took their beverage orders.  One she had gone, he turned his attention to Kellan.

“Kellan Storval,” he smiled.  “I have spent most of the afternoon looking for you.”  He waved them to the two empty chairs at the table.  “I’m glad that we are finally able to meet.”  He inclined his head at Cato, indicating his appreciation for the scholar’s assistance in finding his quarry.  “I have something for you.”

Rogors brought out the neatly-wrapped package and placed it before the guardsman.  “Please,” he said, gesturing to the parcel, “open it.  Lord Foxglove wants to make sure he got the proper fit.”  Kellan tentatively opened the package to find a pair of boots.  But not just any pair of boots; they looked exactly like the pair of boots Aldern had been wearing at the party, the ones with which Kellan had been so impressed.

The package held a folded handwritten note on high-quality parchment.  When Kellan unfolded it, he read the following:

Kellan,

I hope you will forgive me for ignoring your wishes and procuring you a pair of these very fine boots for your very own.  I simply could not countenance the idea that you would continue to wear your current footwear without at least giving these a try.  Of course, if you prefer your current boots, I won’t be offended if you continue wearing them.  I have a sneaking suspicion, however, that once you try them on you will understand why I felt you had to try them.

Gaspar the Cobbler is truly a magician.

I hope that this gift can in some small way evidence my esteem for you.  I don’t think I can overstate how much of an inspiration you and your friends have been to me.  The selfless sacrifice you demonstrated during and after the Swallowtail Festival is a rare thing in this world.  Rare, but very worthwhile, and to be commended and rewarded when it occurs.

You are a good man, Kellan.  You’ve been a great encouragement to me during a dark time.  And I hope to live up to the example of you and your companions.  I hope I will always have the privilege of remaining,

Your friend,

Aldern

As requested, the young man tried them on.  The feeling as he did so was akin to having his feet massaged by one of the most-skilled masseuses imaginable.  The boots held his feet with a comfort that was hard to describe.  Suffice to say that Kellan had never, ever experienced footwear of this quality before.  It was as if his feet had gone to their own little heaven.

They boots fit perfectly.

Rogors looked on anxiously, eager to see whether Kellan approved of his lord’s gift.

OOC:  Kellan, these high-quality boots give you a +3 bonus to any Survival or Endurance check having to do with using your feet.  We can hash out their application to particular situations as they occur.  Also, once per day these boots will allow you to ignore encumbrance penalties for a round and move at your base speed.

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Kellan managed to put his best foot forward when meeting Rogors Craesby, the farm boy sympathized with the man travelling such a distance all for a mere package, likely to a strange place in seach of somebody that he had never met. While he was undoubtedly well compensated by the generous Lord Foxglove, it did little to assuage the tinge of guilt felt by the common born farmer cum soldier.

He shook the mans hand firmly and asked about his trip and how he was finding the little town but eventually they came around to business. Kellan ordered a big mug of milk, and while it may have seemed a little childish, he felt it best not to drink when he was in anything less than a good mood. He had seen the negative effect of alcohol far to often during his work to take the stuff lightly.

Opening the package gingerly he savored the scent of freshly worked leather and polish as the lid came away, giving a low whistle as he saw the boots themselves.

"Well that's a lordly gift..." he said aloud as he read the letter and lifted one from the box and showed it to Cato. "I dont know what to say...thank you, for bringing these all this way, and doubly so to Lord Foxglove if you please. That's...very, very generous"

Kellan did not want to be so crass as to ask how much such finery cost, but he wagered that he had made less in a year than what they would sell for in a store, never mind Rogors services.

When the courier insisted that Kellan try them on, the farm boy seemed hesitant. Looking around he slowly worked off dress boots.

Putting a aside his embarrassments Kellan slid them on right there at the dinner table and  slowly stood, letting out a contented sigh as he did so.

"Oh wow..." he exclaimed, breaking into a smile. "He wasn't kidding...they are so light" he took a few steps around the table. "I wonder how he knew my size...they fit like gloves."
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Cato gladly accepted the drink from the barmaid, nodding to Rogers.  "Ordinarily, I would prefer some wine."  He took a quick pull from the mug.  "Of course, ordinarily I'd want to savor my drink.  This isn't an ordinary day."  Cato smiled and broke into a wide grin, raising his mug to the staff of the Rusty Dragon.  "This is actually quite good, though."  He poked Kellan softly in the arm.  "You've been holding out on me, Kellan!  You never told me that Ameiko's ale was this good."

Cato watched as Kellan opened the package and displayed the boots.  The mage let our an involuntary whistle and looked back to Rogers.  "Generous, indeed.  Your employer is that."

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"He is indeed."  Rogors inclined his head towards Cato before addressing Kellan.  "I am pleased to see that you approve of the boots, and I know Lord Foxglove will be pleased to hear that news as well."  He shrugged at Kellan's wonderment regarding the perfect sizing.  "Well, it is not so much Lord Foxglove's doing as Gaspar the Cobbler's.  He's famous for being able to size a person just by looking at them."

"Although," Aldern's aide looked around, then leaned in conspiratorially, "I think if you consulted Mr. Buxton on the matter you might find that he had a conversation with Lord Foxglove regarding your boot size."  The dark-haired man grinned.  "I'm sorry if that spoils some of the magic."

"But now that you have your boots, I beg your leave to retire."  The well-dressed man stood, giving first Kellan, then Cato a slight bow along with an apologetic look.  "It has been a long and wearying day and I have much to do on the morrow.  May Desna guide your paths."

And with that, Rogors Craesby took his leave, heading up the stairs towards the residential area of the inn.

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This evening had not gone as expected.  Not at all.  In many ways this was disappointing.  But in other ways, it was also very interesting.  Unexpected things arose when you didn't know everything that you thought you knew.  And, although the unexpected things could be unpleasant and uncomfortable, beneath the unexpected lay the treasure trove of question to be answered - those things that you didn't even know that you didn't know before.

Pisca Neep Freemish entered the Rusty Dragon to the scent of roast duck, braised pig, and pheasant.  It was a rich smell of community and hospitality, and it contrasted sharply with the quiet and solitary smell of night air and empty streets from which she had just come on her walk from the Fatman's Feedbag.  From the corner of her gnomish eye, she noted the departure of Aldern Foxglove's Executive Minion, Rogors Craesby.  But his brief presence was little more than part of the background of the inn to the pensive and currently quite thoughtful gnome.

"Hey ho," Pisca offered a distracted greeting to Stomper and Cato as she climbed up into a chair at their table.  In silence, she pulled an unattended plate in her direction, and without really seeing them, transferred some green things, some red things, some form of meat, and something that said with some degree of certainty that it was potatoes, onto her captive plate.  With a hummie sized spoon in her fist, the gnome brought a scoop of the self-identified potatoes to her mouth and mulled it even as she mulled her thoughts.

Finally, she looked up at the two humans with whom she'd been spending so much time over the past few weeks, and formed a question.

"Friendship is a sticky thing, isn't it?" she asked.  "Friendship only goes so far before it breaks, doesn't it?  Most things do, I suppose.  And if that's true, should you live your life expecting the friendships that you have to break sometime?  Is it better to live, always on the lookout for the specter of inevitable betrayal?  Or should you just live with the present joys of the friendship and put the future out of your mind?"

With the edge of the human spoon, Pisca carved a piece of potato away from the main white-ish mass and scooped it to her mouth.  Potatoes were a good thinking food.  She brandished the spoon for emphasis, pointing first at Stomper and then at Cato.

"That ... is the question," said the gnome.

Kellan bid Rogers a good night and gave him yet another nod of appreciation be for the man left. The lingering embarrassment of having the man travel so far on his behalf was mixed with his wonder at the gift and his silent appreciation of it as he sat there as the table. He had been sipping at his milk and getting ready to tuck into his meal when Pisca arrived.

He listened to her observations on friendship as he broke off a hunk of soft bread and spread a little honey on it.

"I dont know if betrayal is the word I'd use..." Kellan began, taking a bite "Sometimes it seems that people just grow apart, ya know?" He wiped some honey off the corner of his lip with a napkin

"I think the term friend gets thrown around pretty easily too...I mean, people will use the word friend when they really mean acquaintance or co-worker, just out of a habit of bein nice maybe, but they dont really mean it."

The guardsman began filling up his plate,picking at things with his fork as he spoke.

"A friend, to me at least, should be someone that you are proud to associate yourself with, somebody you'll stand up for and help out in a pinch. Somebody you can trust. Now Sandpoint has a lot of friendly people, Gods bless em, and they may do all that stuff just of bein kind. But I could'nt rightly call em my friends cause I just don't know em that well.

It's like bein in a relationship...only not romantic of course, but still you go out together, you learn about the other person, and if it really works out and they prove themselves to each over the years, you can call them friend...if that makes sense"

The gnome sat quietly, absorbing the wisdom of Kellan Stomper Storval as she masticated her potatoes and then added some of the Red Food which, as it turned out tasted like cranberries.

"You humans wouldn't consider making up new words for different kinds of friends, would you?" she asked once he seemed to come to the end of his explanation.  "'Tomogachi' is a perfectly good word.  And I don't think it's taken yet.  Or you could each make up your own personal word for different kinds of friends.  Gnomes make up their own words all the time and look at us."

"But ... I guess ... What I really mean ... "

The gnome paused for a moment, temporarily at a loss for the words that would express what she really meant.  And when she continued again, she said, "I stopped in to see Jubrayl.  I asked him whether he was my friend, and he said pretty much the same thing that you said, Stomper.  Except with fewer words, which is a very Varisian thing to do, by the way.  And he also said," and the gnome continued in a passable approximation of the crime lord's voice, "'Friendships are also tested by circumstances.  Sometimes . . . the circumstances prevail.'"

"Some truths are harder than others, and when they fall on you they hurt."  The lips of the gnome were pulled into a grim line of concentration, and her gaze drilled into the middle distances as though taking in the full bleakness of her moral dilemma.  "He was right.  He is right."  Pisca looked up into the faces of the two humans.  On her face was an expression of abject misery of existential proportions.  "What's the use of pretending something is something else?  Especially when you're not really even pretending that you're pretending?"

Cato sat down to eat with Pisca and Kellan, idly listening to their conversation and just as idly spooning various forms of food onto his plate.  The prospect of the excursion to Thistletop was weighing on the young scholar's mind, and captured most of his attention.  Cato his shook his head, bringing his focus back to the present.

"I think Kellan has the right of it.  We have different words for different sorts of relationships."  Cato started counting on his fingers.  "Like you said, we have friend, and acquaintance, coworker.  Maybe you could add lover, confidant..." Cato trailed off.  "Really, the mystery is why we don't do that."  Despite his internal thoughts, Cato's voice increased in speed and passion as he discussed ancient history.  "In Thassilonian, they actually had four different words for what we'd call love.  The first, [Language unknown: Dinwerrat] is a kind of spiritual love.  Then there's [Language unknown: Cese], with shades of lust of passion.  Next you have [Language unknown: Elchun], which is closer to pure friendship in the common tongue.  And finally you have [Language unknown: Liurse], which is the natural love that family members feel."  Cato's brow furrowed as he thought about Tsuto, Lonjiku, and Nulia.  "Well, most family, in any case."

Cato let out a long sigh, stirring his food.  He took a single spoonful of the mix and put it in his mouth, chewing and swallowing automatically.

Kellan raised an eyebrow in an almost comical way in response to Piscas conundrum. They had all been through a long, long day and for a brief moment he felt a flush of anger at the gnome. He had mostly forgotten about her tie with Jubrayl that had been revealed that morning, in the face of what they were dealing with now it was easy to have it all lost in the shuffle.

Here was a man like a cancer in the heart of their little town. Not some outside enemy like the goblins, which were an enemy that could be marched against, slain and burried. No, Jubrayl was part of Sandpoint, a facet of human nature. A representative of vice, greed, selfishness and degeneration. If they killed him or locked him up another would take his place. It was just the way of things.

That did not mean that they had to stop trying to get rid of him of course...

And here was Pisca, who in the span of an hour had yelled at and struck the father of his girlfriend, denied them access to potentially useful supplies and consorted with a man who had probably ranked foremost among his enemies before all this goblin business started a few weeks ago.

And yet he could not bring himself to truly be mad at her. Kellan was finding out that bonds forged in blood and combat are curious things. They had all saved each others lives more than once and probably would again before the sun set tommorow. What did such things really amount to among comrades? They would need to be strong, for each other as much as Sandpoint, now more than ever.

The guardsman utensils hit his plate with a small clatter before he gestured with a kind of circular motion I've toward himself as he stood.

"Come on over here Pisca" he insisted with a very tired smile, getting down on one knee and offering the gnome a big ole hug.

"Things are the way we make'em, and none of us are perfect...you got two friends right here, comrades, allies, hell...compatriots" he grinned "And I reckon you always will...so stop thinkin about it so hard and just go with it. Life is too short to worry about the small stuff...well...for us at least." He shrugged "Maybe in your case it's too long. Either way, we're here for ya. Ain't right Cato?" He looked over to the mage from over her diminutive shoulder.
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Cato shook his head, ending his scholarly reverie.  "Uh....yes, I reckon that's correct."  We watched the interaction between Kellan and Pisca, suddenly very curious as to the end result.  Pisca's actions would have made Kellan not particularly disposed to treat her kindly.  And it seemed Kellan was willing to overlook the attack on Ven, consorting with Jubrayl and the rest of the scum at the Fatman's Feedbag, and the rest.  Strange allies were indeed born out of shared danger.  Cato chuckled a little.  "I wonder what the best thing to call the group of us would be?  I suppose comrades, maybe veterans in arms?  I'd say brothers in arms, but half of us aren't the right gender."

"'Fislbind,' closer to pure friendship in the common tongue."  The gnome's voice was lifeless, repeating the Thassilonian word as though by rote.  Or, in this case, perhaps, for the purposes of inculcating the word into rote memory.

"'Arvalad,' the natural love that family members feel."

Pisca nodded, acknowledging to herself that she had heard and absorbed the lesson.  Kellan's words and Cato's words had so far made a great deal of sense.  They did not, however, make her feel any better.  But when Kellan went to the floor and opened his arms, the gnome's heart knew what to do.  She leapt from the chair, half jump and half fall, with the instinctive certainty that he would catch her.  He was warm, and she was safe, as she hugged him fiercely in her embrace.  And, to Pisca Neep Freemish, that act and that moment spoke with greater truth and eloquence than any words possibly ever could.

And in that moment it came to Pisca, - or, perhaps it was only that she had just remembered what she had known all the long - that there were always, and had always been, many things that filled up the world of thoughts and ideas.  They made a terrible din of the mind with their clamor and clangor.  Many were so similar that they might as well have been identical cousins.  And yet they always fought with such vehemence for supremacy that one could almost believe that there could be only one.

That was, of course, as an idea, entirely wrong.  The sheer multiplicity of conflicting and near mutually exclusive views was what made the tapestry of the mind so interesting.  It was alive and vibrant with uncertainty and questions.  It was what drove the engine of the meaning in life.

"I'm sorry," whispered Pisca Neep Freemish, with her face buried in Stomper's shoulder.  "I should have known.  The answer was there all the time," she said.  "In me.  In all of us."

The gnome smiled, and turned her face up to the wizard.  "We're an Assembly, Cato," she said in reply.  "Lysa said so.  We were brought together by the gods.  We're the Assembly of Fate!"
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"It's ok" Kellan whispered in return to the gnome, rubbing her back vigorously before he moved to stand.

After he returned to his seat the food he had prepared seemed to vanish in a minute or so, lost to the sudden realization of how hungry he had been. A second glass of milk and a little more bread to top it off brought on a yawn and glance around at the taverns crowd in an effort to gauge the evenings progress.

"Well...I think it's about that time for me." He said as he stood and organized his dishes for easy clean up.

"I'm gonna get the horses saddled up in the morning, if Dav doesn't beat me to it, so don't worry about that...I would like to leave just as the dawn breaks..get out of town before most people are up and about...we'll see if it happens I guess"

He have a knowing smile to the pair

"Sleep well guys, I'll see you bright and early"

With that he gave a little wave and made his way out and down the street to the garrison whet he collected his things, then brought them back up to his room at the Dragon with little ceremony, pausing also the way to thank Ameiko for the meal and the ask for a wake up knock an hour before dawn.

Once inside he groaned and marvelled at how sore his body was as he carefully transferred his dress uniform onto a hanger and set about inspecting and cleaning his things for tommorow.

He was bleary eyed and yawning by the time his kit was passable, and he sat himself down at the desk in the room with a candle burning brightly nearby to compose his letters.

They were fewer than he imagined. One official looking one that would serve as a will, distributing his possessions back to his family. Another to Alergast meant to assuage any guilt should Kellan not return. One for his family, thanking them for everything and assuring them that he wanted this, and a final one to Shayliss that was mostly about being sorry that he was busy all the time.

When done he sealed them all and wrapped them up in twine with a note to Ameiko asking her to deliver them if they did not return in a months time.

Then finally, and with no small amount of satisfaction,  Kellan surrendered himself to the downy mattress and soft sheets of his bed where he was asleep as soon as his head touched the pillow.

Pisca simply stood by and watched for a while after disengaging from the her hug with Kellan.  The way humans eat can be very impressive.  It was certainly something to watch.  It did no harm to the appetite, supposed the gnome, that the food at the Rusty Dragon was as good as it was.  Pisca reclaimed her seat and was soon yomping away at her food with as much gusto as Stomper was.  Albeit with a great deal more feminine grace.  It was a shame that Lysa was absent.  She would, no doubt, have requested blueberries, and then Pisca would be able to eat from the human girl's plate too.

Oh well.  Pisca hopped down off her chair and went in search of Ameiko.

"I couldn't find him?  He wears a fruit bowl on his head, Ameiko.  Or so I was told.  Vorvashali Voon wears a fruit bowl on his head and I couldn't find him."

"Of course, then again, that does fit perfectly with the lock."

"Dui ma?" the gnome asked with the small scraps of the Tian language she'd picked up so far from her conversation with Bethana Corwin.  Pisca grinned at her accomplishment before continuing.  "But I was sort of counting on him to dispose of the batwinged head.  And now that we'll be leaving for a while, without a clear idea of when we'll be back, I suppose I've got no choice but to try the ritual myself."

"I've never banished an extra-planar batwinged head before, Ameiko.  Have you?"  With hands on hips the gnome looked up into the face of the Tianese proprietor of the Rusty Dragon, sharing her look of vexation.  "But I suppose there's a first time for everything.  And we certainly can't leave it here while we're going.  No telling what mischief it might get up to."

"So, where did you hide it?" asked the gnome.  Then, "Hmmm.  I wonder if Cato might know anything about how to go about this?"

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Pisca dodged around some protesting kitchen staff to find Ameiko laboring over one of the cooking ovens.  “I think I see the problem,” she said in a loud voice to no one in particular as Pisca approached.  “I think if we just,” she reached under the oven with an arm, no doubt performing some sort of repair, “re-settle that, then,” she removed her arm, struck a match, and tossed it down below the oven.  The sound of something bursting into flames brought a fierce grin of accomplishment to her face.  “Just so,” she said, clapping her hands together.

She turned around, only to stop in surprise as she found Pisca only a foot behind her, beginning to talk about the town’s most-outrageously dressed personality.  Ameiko gave her gnomish a considering look, then smiled.  “You are right, Pisca.  Vorvashali Voon is not a hard man to pick out from the crowd.  Although he certainly does seem to come and go as he pleases.  But I’m sure it is for reasons of his own.”  She nodded, as if in possession of a secret knowledge.

“I’ll tell you what.  I’ll make a point of finding Voon as soon as he returns tomorrow and telling him about . . . what’s in there.”  She cocked her head back towards the storage area.  “I think it would probably be safer to have him handle anything of that nature, don’t you agree?  Disposing of such things isn’t a great time for,” she considered her words carefully, “experimentation.  I think the mischief that might result from such a thing would far outweigh the risk of whatever might occur from it spending a night in my vault.”

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Cato, now alone at what had not long ago been a crowded table, looked up as the Rusty Dragon’s double doors opened to reveal none other than Shalelu Andosana, the legendary ranger who would lead their expedition on the morrow.  The public room hushed slightly as she entered; most townsfolk treated the elf woman with something akin to awe.  Having her actually walk, in the flesh, into the tavern were one was tipping back one’s favorite beverage was enough to shock even the drunkest Dragon patron into the brief, respectful silence due a hero.

The ranger’s piercing blue eyes scanned the room, missing nothing, noting and finally alighting on Sandpoint’s second-ranking scholar.  As the tavern’s conversations resumed, she made her way across the room to his table.

“Cato Crispin,” she said with the brevity of one used to one’s own company, and no one else’s, “it is good to find you here, although I was hoping more of your company would be present.  I think we are mostly prepared for tomorrow’s journey, but I thought if any of you had any questions now would be the time to answer them, rather than making an unnecessary racket tomorrow as we attempt to slip through the goblin pickets.”

She hailed a serving girl, ordered what Cato recognized as an excellent vintage of elven wine, then returned her attention to her new drinking companion.  “So, Cato,” she said, glancing away at the serving girl to determine what progress was being made with the wine, “has your agile mind presented you with any such questions?”

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At first, the gnome met Ameiko's proposal with a dubious look.  Her violet eyes flicked first from the Vault that Ameiko had indicated with her head and back to the Tianese herself.  But, after a few blinks that were the outward manifestations of gnomish thought, Pisca's look of unease blossomed into a smile.

"That's very brave of you, Ameiko," she said after wrapping the Tian woman's waist in a hug.  It was a night for hugs, and that couldn't be a bad thing.  "Oh, and could you tell Mister Voon that Pisca Neep Freemish looks forward to meeting him?  He comes very highly recommended by his lock."

She'd have to stop by Town Hall before leaving tomorrow.  Such was the thought and the general tenor of the gnome's thoughts as she left her host behind and crossed the common room on her way to the guest suites.  Having failed to acquire any of the powerful magic on her list, she'd have to settle for the weapons that they'd taken off of the Three-Armed Zombie Master.  The Glowing Red Sword of Ultimate Evil was certainly no rapier.  But it could be stylish too.  With the right outfit.

Then Pisca spied Shalelu Andosana from the corner of her eye.

"Hullo," the gnome said in greeting as she climbed up into the seat that she had vacated only minutes ago.  "Are we ready to leave tomorrow?" Pisca asked.  Then, "any idea how long it will take to get from here to ... "  The gnome took a circumspect look about the nearby tables for casual, or possibly not so casual, listeners.  " ... from here to there?"

Cato looked up from his half-finished meal as the elven ranger approached his table.  "Ah, Shalelu.  Good to see you here.  My companions were around.  Kellan just went up to rest, and Pisca ran off somewhere.  I'm sure she'll be back shortly."

The scholar paused as the elf placed her order, nodding at the wine.  "You're an interesting person.  I wouldn't think someone with your reputation would be able to tell a good Chablis, but you seem to.  The way the elves bring out the character of the grape is impressive, don't you think?  Too many humans seem to want to repeat the elven effort, but their wines all just end up tasting of oak, and it ruins the underlying crispness of the wine."  Cato smiled, as thought reminiscing of wines past.

"But enough about that.  Yes, questions about our journey."  Cato laughed.  "I suppose talking about wines is just a mask for my nervousness regarding our upcoming expedition.  "You might be interested to hear that Brodert shares your opinion that our destination is a re-purposed structure of ancient make.  He seems to think it is, or was, the top of the Old Light.  Which might mean there's interesting things inside, though I'm not sure it helps us.  Unless there are additional entrances that we could use to circumvent some of the defenses?  Other than that, I suppose the only thing I need to worry about is what spells I should prepare for our...adventure.  Any suggestions there?"

Cato looked up as Pisca rejoined the table, and nodded at the gnome.  "There she is, just as promised."

"Yes!  I am the promised," grinned the gnome, and she threw up her hands in self-presentation.

" ... promised what?  Well, it must be something special.  That's good, at least."

"I've been wondering how well you know Thistletop, Shalelu.  I mean, I don't expect you've been inside.  But how long have you been watching the outside?  Have you seen the gobbies come and go?  Are they all the Right-Sized monkey humpers?  Or do they have their share of hobgobbies and bugbears?  In addition to Bruthazmus, I mean."

"Are they all fighters?  Or are there women and children and old goblins there?  Oh, and I haven't given up on a sea entrance.  How far is the nearest way down to the shore?  And, do you think we can approach close enough along the beach without being seen?"

"Oh, and while I'm asking all these questions, have you fathomed why humans seem to be so touchy about marriage and babies?"

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Shalelu shrugged at Cato’s question.  “One of the few parts of my heritage I haven’t forsaken is an appreciation of good wine.  Which is one of the reasons I so enjoy Ameiko’s establishment, and her company.”  She took a sip from her glass.  “She is quite the expert.  She has never shared with me where she obtained her knowledge.  But then again, I’ve never asked.”

“Hmmmm.” The elf nodded.  “Well, it is good to have my theories shared by a scholar, even one who is reputedly given to outlandish theories.  Perhaps they are not so outlandish after all.”  She shook her head.  “Unfortunately my knowledge of Thassilonian architecture is almost non-existent, so I have no idea if there might be a secret entrance or not.  All I can say is that I have seen no sign of a secret entrance and no evidence that anyone might be using one.  Although that, of course, does not mean one does not exist.”

Shalelu smiled at Pisca.  “A normal journey would take some eight hours for a group led by someone experienced with the terrain, as I am.”  She said this in a matter-of-fact manner that held no hint of bragging.  “How long it will take us to evade the goblin pickets and whatever other groups may be traveling over the same ground?”  The elf paused.  “That is harder to say.  I am planning for us to leave before dawn tomorrow, a plan with the double benefit of allowing us plenty of time to reach Thistletop and keeping,” she glanced around the public room, “any prying eyes from observing our departure.”

“As far as how well I know Thistletop,” she shrugged again, “probably better than any who have not actually entered it.  Although the gods know little enough for our current purposes.”  She grimaced at Pisca’s questions.  “I have not spent time cataloguing the comings and goings of all Thistletop’s occupants, although Thistletop proper is surrounded by villages of the Thistletop tribe, so I believe it to be much more of a military center than a social one.  Here.  This won’t be as nice as Mayor Deverin’s map, but let me see if I can sketch it for you.”

The ranger brought a charcoal pencil from the inside of her vest and a blank, folded up parchment from a slim knapsack she carried.  She shoved some dishes to the side, creating a clear area, and smoothed the parchment out over the newly-cleared space.  “Thistletop, as you know, is essentially an island.”  She drew a circle on the parchment.  “It is surrounded by steep cliffs plunging into the ocean,” she said, shooting Pisca an apologetic glance, “so accessing it via sea is impossible for all but the strongest climbers.  If we had a group of them we might be able to gain entrance that way.  But aside from myself and, perhaps, Guardsman Storval, these cliffs will likely prove an insurmountable obstacle.”

“No,” she said, drawing what looked like the coastline near the circle and a thick, dark line connecting the two, “we are probably going to have to use the bridge.”  She tapped the line.  “As far as I can tell, this is the only real connection between the shore and the island.  It is well-guarded, and probably trapped should circumstances become dire.  We will therefore need to gain the bridge as quickly and quietly as we can.”

Shalelu sighed.  “Before we do that, we will need to navigate the Nettlemaze.”  She drew a few squiggles on the shoreline in front of the bridge that indeed looked like a hasty attempt at a maze.  “I snuck in to this area once, for purposes of my own.”  She grimaced.  “It is difficult for larger-than-goblin-sized creatures.  The nettles create a sort of cave with only four or five feet of clearance, so anyone larger than that will need to crouch or scramble their way through.  Not ideal, but we must negotiate it nonetheless.  Fortunately the nettles open into clearings at various points, so we will not need to crouch the entire way.”

She looked over at Cato, “I don’t have many suggestions regarding your spellcraft, but I imagine that the use of fire magic would not be the best idea in that environment."  She inclined her head toward him.  "But I’ll defer to your judgment.  I am no wizard.”

The elf then drew little squares around the Nettlemaze.  “These the goblin villages.  I’m sure the villagers can be pulled back onto Thistletop in the event of an attack, much like some humans use castles.  But I've never had the opportunity to test that theory.”

The scout sat back.  “That is most of what I know.  And as far as human social customs are concerned?”  She gave Pisca a wry look.  “I’m afraid I’m not the one to ask.”

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Cato listened to Shalelu's questions, trying to absorb her words and formulate plans.  Things just seemed so utterly dire that his brain refused to come up with rational plans.  What's the point?it thought.  A better plan is just going to let your survive marginally longer in this suicide mission.  Cato rubbed his weary eyes and studied the map again, before pushing himself back from the table.

"Before dawn, eh?  Well, given that I need a full night's rest at least an hour to get prepared in the morning, I should be off."  He grinned, finally finding a small bit of humor in the situation.  "One final question: do you know anyway to quiet a racing mind so that one can get sleep in preparation for a day like tomorrow?"  Cato took one final candied blueberry tart from the table, bouncing it in his hand as he left for his room, hoping sleep would not be as elusive as he thought it might be.

"I know what you mean, Shalelu."  The gnome rolled her eyes to Desna's stars, a show of sympathetic solidarity with her fellow non-human.  "I'm thinking of becoming an expert on humans.  There are so many of them that it's sure to be a great help to people like us, don't you think?"

"Um ... no offense meant, Cato."

"Why?  Why?  Tell them that it's Human Nature ... " the gnome hummed.  "Oh, and one last question, Shalelu.  Once we get to Thistletop, where will we leave our ponies?  My Nettie isn't a wild pony.  She might be afraid if we leave her out in the woods with all of those gobbies about."

"Oh, wait.  You said before dawn, didn't you.  I was thinking of stopping by Town Hall to get my magic weapons back," Pisca said.  And with that statement, quite clearly indicating that she thought of the weapons now as her own.  "I'll probably have to go tonight instead."

"And no one's spoken to Dav Hosk, have they?  It would be useful to find out what he's learned from the goblin captive before we leave.  Especially if I'm going to impersonate one of them."

*sigh*, the gnome sighed.  Miles to go.  Miles.

"It's getting late, and I'd better get about it," announced the gnome.  She waited only for an answer to her question before hopping down off the chair and heading out into the dark of evening for those few last errands before bed.  Town Hall was almost all the way across Sandpoint.  It was a good thing that Sandpoint itself was not very big.

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"It might take more years than you have to become an expert on humans, Pisca."  The elf savored another sip of her wine.  "You can think you know all there is to know about them, but they still manage to surprise you.  And the variation in their society!"  She shook her head ruefully.  "I think you'll find humans from Sandpoint are far differnet from humans from even Korvosa, much less lands outside of Varisia.  Look at the Shoanti and the Sczarni.  All human, but with very different traditions and approaches to even the most basic things."

"I enjoy them, though."  The ranger said with a note of wistfulness.  "They're so . . . active.  You can spend a century in my homeland and not simply live the way humans do in a decade.  I think their shorter lifespans give them a sense of urgency.  I enjoy being around them.  They make me feel," she spread her hands wide and took in a deep breath, as if soaking in the atmosphere of the inn, "well, alive."

"And I think I can find a place to tether our mounts where goblins won't find them," Shalelu said this very seriously, but with the smallest hint of a smile.  "I have been doing this a very long time."

Shalelu seemed somewhat taken aback at Pisca's sudden leave-taking.  "Wait, Pisca," she said.  "I think I brought everything you need down with me from the Town Hall.  It's secured in my room.  I think I got it all, but why don't you go over what you needed to make sure I have everything?  We wouldn't want to start out undersupplied."

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"That's exactly it," agreed the gnome.  "That's exactly what I was thinking too.  Knowing that they have such short lives, they try to fill them with so much.  Even from birth.  You can hear them cry out for it.  That's pretty inspiring, don't you think?  I'm inspired.  And I think you'd be surprised at what a gnome can learn, Shalelu."

Pisca sauntered off toward the door out of the Rusty Dragon.  Then she froze in mid-stride.

"Wait.  You brought everything?  From Town Hall?  You have my Red Blade of Ultimate Evil?  The Amazing Returning Dagger?  Hmmm ...  We'd need rope.  We have food, right?  If it's going to take a day's travel just to get there, we'll need it.  And food for the ponies.  And magic scrolls of Silence.  For Stomper.  And a portable bridge would solve a lot of problems."

"Oh, and you wouldn't happen to have a really good bow for me, would you?"

"Hmmm.  And I would have liked to have talked with that Gobbie that we've got caged up too.  But I think we can do without."

"What do you think, Cato?  Anything that I didn't think of?"