Re: An Acolyte's Intermission (Liseth)
“A little curiosity is good for me. But a lot of curiosity is not!” Kerr gave Liseth his best puppydog look, using his soulful brown eyes to their best effect, and tried not to be impatient as she set up the picnic. “I’m ravenous!”
In short order the food was revealed. “You know,” opined Kerr, watching from his end of the blanket as his girlfriend set out the roast beef, then started slicing the bread. “This sandwich preparation process is really.” He drew out the word. “Really slow.” He paused. “Agonizingly slow!”
At long last, the sandwiches were prepared. Kerr gazed at them hungrily, but was quickly distracted by Liseth’s production of the wicker basket and . . . .
“Strawberry . . . cake.” Kerr looked at the frosted-pink dessert. He was stunned. “It is my favorite!” He laughed. “Wow, you were really paying attention!” He grinned at Liseth and gave her a quick kiss. “Thanks Liseth!” He stared at the dessert as if he were afraid it might disappear. “Desna, I haven’t had strawberry cake since,” he paused, then laughed, “you know, I can’t remember the last time I had strawberry cake!”
Finally—after the two acolytes said a short prayer thanking the gods for their food—it was time to eat, and Kerr wolfed down one of the sandwiches before Liseth even had time to pick hers up! He blushed as his girlfriend looked on in awe then, hunger somewhat sated, started on the second sandwich at a more-civilized pace.
“This . . . this is amazing, Liseth.” Kerr finished the sandwich, hunger mostly banished at this point. “So I guess it’s time for the moment of truth!” He took his slice of strawberry cake and the proffered utensil, taking a bite and putting it into his mouth. His eyes closed as he savored it. “Wow, Liseth,” he said as he finished chewing. “This cake is amazing. You and Ameiko did a fantastic job of it! And you say there’s more?” He rubbed his hands together greedily, chuckling. “I don’t think anyone else needs to know about that. It shall be mine, all mine, I tell you! Hahaha!”
“Ahem.” Kerr’s best attempt at an evil chuckle was interrupted by a polite cough from Derren Poliska, the Scarnettis’ majordomo. Even Derren seemed to realize that his extremely-proper finery stood out terribly on the sandy beach—he looked awfully uncomfortable. He seemed to be trying to stand an inch above the sand so as not to get any on his fancy-looking shoes.
He was not succeeding very well.
“Mister Poliska!” Kerr said, his surprise causing him to give the butler a not-very-polite greeting. “What are you doing here?”
“My master’s business, as ever.” Derren’s thin, reedy voice reeked of both propriety and condescension. “In this case, it is to tender you an invitation to dinner this evening, seventh bell, at Scarnetti manor.” He gave Liseth a pointed look, then turned his attention back to Kerr. “You are to attend alone. My master wishes to hear an account of your adventure to Thistletop, a matter of no small interest—and no small expense—to both Sandpoint and the Founding Families.”
Kerr gaped at Derren, his mouth open. The strawberry-cake crumbs adorning the side of his mouth might have made the scene comical if it weren’t for the young paladin’s obvious distress. It was clear that he had never been invited to such an event before and equally clear that he had no idea how to respond to the invitation. He looked over at Liseth.
“I . . . I have plans for tonight.” He responded weakly. “If you could offer Mister Scarnetti my apologies? Maybe I could meet him later, if he talks to Ser Klerris?”
Now it was Derren’s turn to look shocked. “You are . . . declining? No one declines . . . very well.” He turned in a huff. “Perhaps I shall talk to Ser Klerris.” He shot a look back at Kerr before marching off towards the cathedral. “Perhaps I shall!”