In reply to Keef (msg # 60):
"The name's Professor Dwight Sherman," the man says, adjusting his spectacles proudly. "Surely you've heard of me?"
Seeing the blank stares of the P.A.R.T.Y., he sniffs and continues.
"Accomplished Planesman extraordinaire? Nothing?"
The man slings off his backpack and rummages through it furiously, producing a collapsible wand. Dwight gives it an experimental wriggle, then swishes and flicks it through the air in a purposeful pattern.
Colorful words swirl around him in a column, and appear to be quotes from reputable news sources.
quote:
"Brilliant!" - Tris Tribune
"One of the finest minds of this century." - The Twilight Order
"Revolutionary inventions!" - Tinkerer Quarterly Review
"A human of impeccable character, charm, and grace." - Red Dawn
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Private to Boreas Highwind; Maeve: This last one catches your eye, as the Red Dawn is rumored to be the PR front for a fairly militant organization dedicated to advancing the wealth, power, and prestige of pure humans at the detriment of humanity's mixed strains.]
"Now that you've seen my credentials," he begins, self-assuredly whipping out a piece of parchment and a strange quill pen that seems to have a vial of ink attached to it. "Perhaps you can tell me bit about yourself and your journeys in the Ethereal Plane? I'm especially curious about your spirit friend, there."