Re: The Game: Chapter 08
In reply to Maeve Hassan (msg # 908):
Keef bursts through the crowd just as the last of them file into the church.
He makes his way to the front of the large room clutching his binder of notes to his chest. Just behind him, Chubbs follows in his wake.
At the pulpit, Keef misses a step and nearly tumbles to the ground, only just catching himself at the last moment.
He unloads his armful of notes on the lectern and shuffles through them haphazardly. The crowd falls silent quickly, not so much due to Keef's presence but based on habit. Here and there is a whispered word between companions as they eye Keef curiously.
Keef smiles a broad nervous smile. Chubbs mounts the stage to one side, casting a withering glare at an old man that silences him.
Keef raises his hands, then things better of it and places them firmly on his hips. This doesn't do either and he finally rests them on the sides of the pulpit.
He clears his voice.
Dearly beloved,
We are gathered here today to witness the union... of magic with... MAGIC! In this great house, under these ancient walls, and you shall all bear witness.
Keef gestures to the ceilings and then to the crowd.
Magic is indeed a sacred thing, a sacred vow as old as time itself and as implacable as the highest mountain. So too should your union ...with magic... be. Magic...
Keef glances down at his notes, then raises his palms and claps them together forcefully. When they part again, a small brightly glowing orb appears floating between his fingers.
Magic is patient, magic is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs, magic does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Magic never fails.
NEVER!
When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I put childish ways behind me. Now we see but a poor reflection as in a mirror, then we shall see face to face. Now I know in part; then I shall know fully, even as I am fully known. And now these three remain; faith, hope and... magic But the greatest is magic.
Keef consults his notes.
Three was once a fox, who, upon spying some grapes high on a vine, decided 'I'd really like to eat those grapes'. But they were too high, too high by far. Though the fox was sleek and cunning, he could not climb the arbor nor jump high enough to get the grapes. Finally he gave up and concluded 'the grapes were probably sour anyway, I didn't REALLY want them.'
Keef raises one finger so that the glowing ball floats just above it.
Sir Greenheart would say... but no, that's not important. Anyway, soon after came along ANOTHER fox, and he had a darker tail and paws. That's not important either, but what IS important is that this other fox also wanted to eat the delicious grapes. He too could not jump or climb high enough to get them. But he knew magic, so for him it was a trifle to get the grapes down and eat them. And did he share his grapes with the first fox? I don't know, but without magic there were no grapes. At least not for the fox... the vintner would probably get grapes either way...
Keef loses his place and scans around for a moment. When he looks up he sees he is loosing his crowd. Keef slams his hands shut around the glowing orb and it is replaced with a glowing ring, a circlet of golden light.
Take the hand of your partner and answer these charges...
The faithful look at one another dubiously for a moment. Keef holds his stance, however so they finally follow his instructions and cautiously take one another by the hand.
Do you take magic to be your lawfully chosen path, to purity and enlightenment, in sickness and in health, forsaking all others, all other weapons, even really great flame-spitting swords, until the end of your days?
In the ensuing pause one or two people mutter "I do" reflexively.
WEll? Keef repeats louder.
"I do" more people respond.
And does magic take you... the faithful as the body and arm of its power. Both in sickness and in health, on good days and on bad, through thick and thin, bread and butter, wet and dry, high and low, long and short, ornate and simple for as long as you avoid shuffling off this mortal coil?
Keef pauses again until he realizes nobody is going to speak on behalf of magic.
It does, he assures them. Now, what we have forged here with magic, let no man put asunder. And if any man has any reason why... magic is not.... above all. Let him speak now or forever hold his peace or... toad. Keef squints at his notes. TODAY, I mean, today we are renewed in our vows to magic, to pursue and preserve, to replenish and expand. Go now and be fruitful and multiply... and do magic, whose power is knowledge and the knowledge of which is truth... but is also power which in turn again becomes more knowledge and truth-power... and on and on.
You may now kiss the... magic.
Keef, grinning like a jack-o-pumpnition, grabs up his papers and exits as quickly as he can before any of the muttering crowd asks any questions.