Re: X2U-238: Shot In the Dark
As Gavin brought up explosives, Kaspar looked shocked and began poking the many pouches on his tactical vest.
"Wait. What? You mean the Americans didn't stuff something explosive into one of these pouches? I thought Americans didn't even go on picnics, without something that explodes!"
Kaspar smiles, "Okay, fine. We won't blow up the General's MALP. But mark my words, I predict that we shall come to regret not being able to use that thing as a rolling shrapnel bomb! Either that, or none of our MREs contain freeze dried ice cream. I'm not sure; my powers of prediction are sometimes hazy..."
Kaspar hangs his flashlight back on his webgear, then claps his hands and rubs them together.
"Alright, then. Sorry Freyda, but it looks like the majority wants to move out, so you're going to have to keep figuring out ways to open closed doors."
When Rajip suggests leaving a guard or two behind, Kaspar assumes a shocked expression; even going so far as to remove his pipe from his mouth and let his jaw drop.
"Sargeant! I am shocked, shocked I say! Why, in every one of your American horror movies I have ever seen, whenever the group splits up, the smaller group always gets killed by the axe-wielding psychotic! Are you trying to get someone killed?"
Kaspar chuckles, "Sorry Rajip, just joking. But, I do think that Captain Tourmaline's idea to place the MALP off in a dark corner and let it stream video of the gate to us, is the way to go. Besides, except for this curious skeleton, here, it looks like things are pretty quiet on this level. It's the rest of the ship I'm more worried about; between possible damage or neglect, I think we're in more danger from accidents, than we are from Jaffa. Or whatever. No, for the moment we'll stick together."
"Okay, Vassandra, why don't you position the MALP off in a corner, and set up the video feed. Freyda, I want you three to go over to that door across the hall and get it open. Hilda and Rajip, you go with her as protection, just in case there is actually something dangerous over in that other cargo bay. Gavin, you and I will wait here while Vassandra sets up the MALP, to keep an eye out while she works."
"Let's go, people. We've moved on to Plan B, and I'm already thinking up Plan C."