Smoke Alarm:
From: Smoke.Alarm@superphone.sweetboy.tardis
To: All
I gave nohow Kang Fu 2 Fadreen egghed. F's icehot mahaps Kang :D
G2G 2 I-spy 4 Peet n frends. Mahaps unsownd n unsaf? :( Outgoing 2 big TM weel-door in city basment-carydoors.
Will LnF Trav's hat.
Ware F31S.
BHFH SA :)
Trav looks at the message and her eyes boggled. She's been to a lot of places, and most of the time she could make out the slang. But Kangtext, at the moment, was defeating her.
"Um, hey, Stan. I think she's saying that she's been teaching Kang Fu to someone named Fadreen, who's a Draconian. She thinks this Fadreen is Kang material, high priaise!"
"Uh, she says here I have to go spy for Peet and friends? Who's Peet? She says here maybe it's not safe. She's heading out to 'big TM wheel door in city basement corridors. Um, I have no idea what LnF means. Ware F31s? I guess that's a hat size? BHFH SA means Build High for Happiness Smoke Alarm."
Trav sends back a code snippet that will guide Smoke to the video recording feature. "Try icehot talkiphone face eyespout taker!" Kangspeak was a bit easier than Kangtext.
"Crap. This is harder than when I was trying to make out James Brown when he was zooming on heroin." She fans herself with her hat.
This message was last edited by the player at 11:04, Mon 10 Feb 2014.