Re: In the traders store
Vestan leans nonchantly on a low shelf stacked with shirts, apparently unconcerned with the dust he leaves on them from his clothes."Well, I'm justinterested in collecting some mementoes of me adventures like, you know how it is. Summat to scare the gran'kids with when I'm old an' grey." Vestan's eyes don't leave the big mans face. As to my adventures, these nowt much of interest to tell. His eyes flick around the store and as he continues to speak, he starts to peruse what's on offer in earnest. "I seem to have fallen in with a bunch of do-gooders and wusses, peaches! I like peaches, these eem slightly bruised though, thankfully the biggest one has now left. Never trust a Knight, me old uncle Bert used to say, they're all tough and macho on the outside side but nowt but boy buggering hipp-o-crypts on the inside. Wow! I like these towels, such vivid colours, bet the dye will run though, The old dwarf is ok, but he's deaf and pretty senile to boot. Likely to croak any minute now, especially as he likes to shout. One of these ear trumpets ought to fix him though, can I take it? I've fought a few beasties, a big snake which I wanna use the skin of to make me boots.Cor, some marbles! I'll take a bag of those, please. Some Zombies who apparently are really dead people come back to life and I'm not allowed to take the skin cos they might complain. Got any skinning knives?"