In reply to Uldaf Asbjorn (msg # 249):

I bet you I do it with more style.

In reply to Titus Blackwell (msg # 250):

The bear doesn't need grace. The bear needs only endure.

..I bet I do it with more residual bestiality.

I bet the GM intends to wank with this bridge like a horny teenager with unsupervized internet access and you're fools to consider it.

...don't judge me...

In reply to GM (msg # 253):

... is residual bestiality even a thing?

In reply to Titus Blackwell (msg # 254):

i'm sure if you google it you could learn all kinds of things about beastiality residue.

In reply to Enrei Omal'i (msg # 255):

NSFW

In reply to Brennan Otthild (msg # 256):

uh oh...

In reply to Titus Blackwell (msg # 257):

I think Uldaf may be daft...

Especially considering he is wondering why he is in the lead when he is the only one who knows the way or has any outdoors experience.  I think Brennan may be serviceable but does not rise to the level of Bear-Fuckery, Enrei is... Enrei, and I am a total city boy.  Once we get into a city I'll take charge but until then it defaults to the man with the most expertise.

In reply to Titus Blackwell (msg # 258):

Do I get a vote?  I say go with the "condemning" option.

In reply to GM (msg # 259):

Couldn't you guys swing across Tarzan style?

In reply to Titus Blackwell (msg # 260):

Maybe if there were any trees.  There aren't.

In reply to GM (msg # 261):

Ok. Let's grow a tree. It only takes 50 years, right?

In reply to Brennan Otthild (msg # 262):

Some grow faster.

In reply to GM (msg # 263):

What if we just put a bunch of little trees on top of each other until it's as tall as a fully grown tree, that'd be faster, right?

In reply to Enrei Omal'i (msg # 264):

If it weighs the same as a duck, it's made of wood. And, therefore, a witch.

In reply to Brennan Otthild (msg # 265):

But all trees are made of wood.

All trees are witches!. Burn the trees!

In reply to Titus Blackwell (msg # 258):

Not daft. He's a crotchety old hermit who hates people and has no idea why you all trust him.

I'm quickly realizing our party is city slickers. Quick Titus, be more Jewish

In reply to Uldaf Asbjorn (msg # 267):

Since we had a little lull there I'll toss out a reminder:

Titus is still sitting on the far side of the crevasse with a long rope tied to the far side and a rock.

In reply to GM (msg # 268):

I would say to send lump across as this bridge literally can only get worse.

In reply to Titus Blackwell (msg # 269):

@Uldaf...

I am an actor.  How do you know that Titus Blackwell is not my stage name and my real name is Billy Horowitz?

In reply to Titus Blackwell (msg # 269):

sending lump, godrick and arule while our hearty PCs are on either side of the bridge to mount any kids nd of rescue us probably best, but Enrei's not going to be the one to condemn anyone to this death bridge.

In reply to Enrei Omal'i (msg # 271):

I lobbied twice to split the load, and everyone ignored me. Lump, Arule, and all our gear are going into the abyss.

You heard it here first.

In reply to Brennan Otthild (msg # 272):

To be fair I was on the far side of the gorge fixing the damn bridge.

If we want I can come back across I think I have the best pool of anyone to get across this bridge (If the bridge knew how damnably handsome I was it would be a lock)

In reply to Titus Blackwell (msg # 273):

Not that I'm complaining, but... when did Lump get across?