Chapter 3
In reply to Titus Blackwell (msg # 127):
Base Camp
Deev thinks for a moment, looking Enrei over carefully.
"Well, I do know one story you might not have heard... wherever you're from."
He proceeds to tell his story, though not with any particular skill:
"Once, there was a great general, known to all as a fierce warrior. Time and again he would lead his soldiers into battle against impossible odds: hordes of western savages, battalions of demons, Ogres from the frozen north, you name it he fought it. His attending officers thought him almost as great as the First Men, and attended to his every word so they could learn from his example.
One captain, after a particularly bloody battle, asked the General:
'Sir, I have oft noticed that you are very attentive to your routine before combat. I know that a warrior is always well prepared, as has spoke Magalan, but your routine has one quirk the significance of which eludes me. Why is it, sir General, that before each battle you don only a red shirt?'
The General stared down his captain, then nodded approvingly. 'You see,' he explained, 'The General is the heart of the army, and the soul of the men. To see me at the front lines, felling foes without being wounded, it inspires them more than any banner or war cry. And so, I wear a red shirt, such that no man can see me bleed. This makes me seem more than mortal, and inspires the men.'
The Captain nodded in approval, seeing the wisdom there.
And so it came to pass that weeks later, the General's army was faced with it's most terrible foe: an army of corrupted men led by the demon Baal. The enemy horde was so deep that their footfalls shook the earth, their combined breaths caused a tornado, and their arrows blotted out the sun itself. Behind them all stood Baal himself: as big as a mountain and as terrible as the end of the world.
The General stood and took this all in, while his officers rushed to prepare him for battle. The faithful Captain rushed to his master's side: 'Sire,' he asked, 'shall I bring you your red shirt?'
The General gazed upon the enemy and shook his head. 'No, good Captain, bring me my brown pantaloons.'"
After this, Deev falls into a fit of laughter.