Re: SHAVE-THE-VARGR
In reply to Serge Baklanov (msg # 25):
Once the two morons are brought to the other end of the warehouse in which they live, Vonon quickly searches for a pair of simple metal office chairs he'd noticed when he was here last--when Inderpal was rescued.
"Strip the two snarfs down to their boxers, then sit 'em in these chairs and tape 'em up." Vonon says, producing a large roll of duct tape from a shoulder bag,
"Don't forget to put a big piece over their muzzles--for now."
Vonon sees Serge preparing to start recording,
"Serge! Indy! Once the idiots are secured to their chairs, Reese will give 'em something to wake them. Don't record Reese giving them anything! Once they start to wake up, Serge starts recording...and it's your show, Indy."
"The rest of us will stay silently in the background. We'll prepare the buckets of hair remover and rinse water. We get this done quick! We hand you the stuff as you call for it. Just dump the depilatory all over them, give it a couple minutes to work, then rinse 'em off. It doesn't have to look pretty--in fact, a patchy, mangey look works better."
Varca turns to Sylvester and adds, "Leave their boxers on! Unless you wanna be the one to rub the cream onto their ballocks!"
Vonon catches Indy's eye, "Remember, if we wanna sell this as a prank to get even, then you have to be seen as doing the important stuff, Indy. We can carry stuff for you, even hand you the hair removing cream, but it has to be you taking the direct action. And you need to keep explaining that you're doing this to them, because they grabbed you off the street and held you against your will for hours--all due to a case of mistaken identity. Mention that their plan was to hold that other woman until they were paid to return her."
"Never use the word 'Kidnap' or 'Hostage'! Never! Those two words have a Legal definition--as in they are Illegal Activities!"
"Okay, looks like we're ready." Vonon nods, grabbing a bucket in which he'll mix up a batch of the depilatory cream Reese prepared, "Okay, Reese, do what you gotta do to wake 'em up. Serge--you start recording as soon as Reese is clear of the idiots..."
"Indy--you're gonna do great. Don't be angry! Be indignant!"