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Check out this footage!
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[Footage shows a grainy security camera footage of a Gentleman's Club in Sri Lanka. Various stripper poles are occupies with their sundry occupants doing their sundry things. Everyone in the group ignores them and focuses on the red door in the back. It is red, and it is shiny. It is a very big shiny red door and it never opens. Mr. Wolf, the owner of the club, is known as one of THE most prominent fixers on earth, whose gift is more of an art form of selecting the right group of people for the right job. While not ensuring success, the parameters of that success are so high that success, within the scope of the mission itself are almost guaranteed.
After that, of course, there are no such guarantees.
Mr. Wolf's tastes are so ecclectict that there are often three components to his price to put a gift together. First, it must be a mission that interersts him...something that has never been done before by anyone. This is why he almost never does a job for the same person twice. Even with their vast resources, most governments or...major organizations...have used his services twice. He is absolutely confidental and his mind cannot be read. He can, and has used his gifts to help himself, and people who attempt to violate his privacy learn the hard way that it is a horrible idea.
The second component is that it always costs 1 million dollars more than the last job, adjusted for inflation. Right now that is an astronomical $250 million, not including expenses or the salaries of the specialists he taps.
He never taps someone who won't take the job.
Because the third component is that if you work for him, do a job for him, you get a special silver tab that cannot be counterfitted and that is almost impossible to steal; it must be freely given. There have only been 230 jobs, and a total of 400 tabs given, which means there are only 130 out there, most of which have been sold to the rich, the powerful or the monsterous.
But now something is up, Mr. Platypus, the fixer for the fixer, has been summon, walking with his tan jacket and briefcase through the shiny red door.
A job is afoot.]
Who is it? Who is it? What's it for? Who will be involved? Bets are now open on snoxknocker.com.....this will be AWESOME!