The paramedic says to the screaming woman "Now, just calm down, the alligator is sedated. Look at me." that seems to calm her down. He shines a light in her eyes. "No unusual reaction, doesn't seem to be drugs, we'll have to take them in to be sure."
The other paramedic checks a few others, "This one's snoring, I think they're just asleep, but how?" looking at the odd collection of heroes. Then looking at Dr. Cobra responding to Gyre "Yeah, I'll get a blanket." which he proceeds to do and tosses it over Dr. Cobra.
The woman says "I don't remember what happened, I was standing in line to get some change for the bake sale, then you woke me up." Glancing at the now covered Dr. Cobra and cringing.
The other paramedic says to the police "Do you have forensics on the way?"
Gary says "Uh... no, just called you and for backup, where are they? I'll call this in too" proceeding to do so. in the background you overhear him talking 'Where's our backup?
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(They're out sick)
Blue flu? *#$%! What a day for that! Why wasn't I told?
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(Don't ask me, ask your union rep, this isn't an information booth)
How about forensics, we've got a whole bunch of unconscious people the paramedics don't know what's happened to them?
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(They went to the mayor's office)
Why'd they go there?
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(The mayor wanted someone to look at the evidence left behind. Get to the point, we're understaffed here too)
*#$*# what're we supposed to do here we've got some giant snake man...
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(Snake? I'll call animal control)
Animal control? #&*%, why not. How about the National Guard or DHS or the FBI they deal with the weird X-files @^*% right?
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(Why do you need the FBI for a giant snake?)
*#*#% #$%(^ $*#$ D#*$% I give up!'