(VIMH)Carl: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?

(VIMH)Steve: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?

(VIMH)Larry: WHO THE HFIL ARE YOU!?

"Obviously its an I Dio, duh!"

"So Mr. I Dio if you do not wish to continue this battle then you simply need to follow these three easy steps."

"Step One, Join me on my ridiculous adventures!"

"Step Two,......"

"Step Three, PROFIT!"

"Well... My master told me to guard these caves and scare anyone out because..."
And then he passes out. Turns out that being badly poisoned isn't conductive to having conversations.

It's dark again.

(VIMH)Larry: Is he dead?

"I don't know, there is only one way to find out!"

I begin poking it with my magical poking stick.

(VIMH)Steve: He's unconscious.

(VIMH)Carl: HE'S MADE OF MEAT! DINNER TIME!

"Carl! I told you we don't eat things that can talk, unless they're already dead."

(VIMH)Carl: AND NOT ROTTEN!

"That Too."

(VIMH)Steve: So what should we do with him?

"Hmmm, Mr. I Dio said he has a master, lets go find him."

I pick up the I Dio, turn on my flashlight(or whatever is equivalent to a flashlight in your world is) and head deeper into the cave.

(VIHM)Larry: I hope he has waffles!

"I do too, Larry, I do too."

The equivalent is a glowing magical rock that puts out enough light to see clearly for about twenty feet. You wonder why you didn't have this out in the first place when you ran into a wall.

You seem to be in a tunnel so there is only two ways to go. You feel a breeze from one direction.

(VIMH)Steve: That breeze probably means the exits that away.

"Exactly, so we shall go the other way."

(VIMH)Steve: Wait, Why!?

"Well obviously this I Dio why trying to stop us from going further in the cave, I'm curious to what might be down there."

(VIMH)Larry: I remember hearing a phrase that curiosity something something a cat, and then there was ice cream!

(VIHM)Carl:I ATE THE CAT!

"Right, so let us sally forth!"

We head opposite of the breeze assuming we're headed deeper in the cave

You go deeper into the cave and it widens out into a room. Boo Diddley gestures to a section of the ground in front of you.

"Ah, there must be a secret door."

Before i proceed I check the sealing.

(VIMH)Steve: What are you looking for?

"Ninjas of course! You can never be to careful."

(VIMH)Steve: Really!?

"Yes, really! Now then, Larry you keep an eye out for those Ninjas while i see what Ted found."

(VIHM)Larry: I'm on duty.

(VIMH)CARL: WHO THE HELL'S TED!

(VIMH)Steve: That would be Boo Diddley.

(VIMH)CARL: WHO THE HELL'S BOO DIDDLEY!

(VIMH)Steve: Sigh...

I proceed to whatever my Gastley gestured to me

You check the sealing of the cave. It is perfectly sealed against Ninjas.

Boo Diddley sighs and picks up a rock and drops it on the section he was pointing to. It collapses into a pit.
"Gastly!"

"Ah a clever pit trap! Must be those damn leprechauns!"

(VIMH)Steve: Wait! what about the ninjas?

"What ninjas! The cave is perfectly sealed!"

I walk up to the pit and shine my shiny glow rock into it.

(VIMH)Larry: I like me lucky charms.

The pit seems to contain many deadly looking spikes. You know they are deadly because the is a skeleton of a Rapidash down there with a still flaming skull and the skeleton of it's rider playing the xylophone with the Rapidashes ribs.
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"Greeting's Skeleton who is playing the Rapidash formerly known as The. Shall we play a tune?"

(VIMH)Steve: Are you serious?

"Of Course!"

I whip out a violin and begin playing "Sonatina in G major" in rhythm to the xylophone.

(VIMH)Larry: I got the tuba!

(VIMH)CARL: I GOT THE HARP!

And thus we play the night away, unless its day, can't really tell since were in a cave.
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After you finish the first play-though of Sonatina. The skeleton stops playing and bows to you. Then it points deeper into the cave. Then it and the Rapidash skeleton collapses into a pile of bones

"No! Not Mr. Xylo-bones!"

Poe stands up and pulls out a bible

"We have all gathered here to mourned our dear friend Mr. Xylo-bones. He died doing what he loved..."

(VIMH)Steve: He was already dead.

"He died again doing what he loved, playing music with the corpse of a horse."

(VIMH)Steve: Why are you doing this?

"I always have a eulogy for my dead comrads"

(VIMH)Steve: You've never even been to a funeral!

"What are you talking about! Remember Marv!

(VIMH)CARL: WE DON'T TALK ABOUT MARV!

(VIMH)Larry: Oh yeah Marv was so....

POW!

(VIMH)Larry: OWWW!

(VIMH)CARL: I SAID WE DON'T TALK ABOUT MARV!

"ENOUGH! We have a cave to explore!"

Forgetting about the eulogy the 4 man party of me continues deeper into the cave
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You go deeper into the cave, Boo Diddley prevents you from falling into traps. Eventually you come across a living quarters carved from the cave. There is a man in black leather armor on the floor dead. Boo Diddley is circling around him.

I set I Dio aside and look for a chair (hopefully one with arm rests) and pick up the body with much effort and cursing.

(VIMH)Steve: Are you going to desecrate another corpse?

"Come now, this is me your talking about."

I place the body on the chair and position him so that it appears that he is pondering.

(VIMH)Steve: What are you doing?

"You'll see."

And I begin waiting, and waiting, and waiting some more, I pick my nose, and waiting, and waiting, and........

"FOR THE LOVE OF BATMAN! Face Bitter! Wake up the I Dio!

As you rearrange the dead man so that he is siting in an armchair, pondering dread things, a bottle falls out of his pocket.

It appears to be a Revive.

Face biter comes out of his gem and carefully considers your order. Then starts 'singing' and when that doesn't work he starts bitting your face

Obviously I respond to a giant bat gnawing on my face like any sane man would. By running around in circles and screaming.

GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!

(VIMH)Steve: You might want to use the revive.

GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!

(VIMH)Steve: Sigh......Larry i'm gonna need you take control of Will's hands.

(VIMH)Larry: I'm on duty!

GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!

(VIMH)Steve: When Will's in position throw the revive at the I Dio.

(VIMH)Carl: ARE YOU ABOUT PERFORM AN ACT OF VIOLENCE!

(VIMH)Steve: What NO!

(VIMH)Carl: I WANT TO HURL THE BOTTLE AT THE RAT!

(VIMH)Steve: Fine...On my command.

GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!

(VIMH)Steve: NOW!

The revive potion is hurled at the I Dio as i run into a wall.

BAAM!

The mon stands up, skaking its head. "It will take more than mere poison to defeat I, Dio!"

The mon turns to William, and looks away. "I, Dio, am inclined towards what might be gratitude, were it not for the fact that awakening I, Dio, is the clear reason to do it in the first place. You have your reward. Perhaps you would like to know what I, Dio, was doing in this hole in the first place?"

William pushes himself from the wall.

"Damn you wall, that's the second time you got one up on me. But then again the first time was actually the I Dio, so I guess it doesn't count."

Carl: YOU SORE LOSER!

"Shut it Carl!"

William turns and looks at I Dio.

"As for you I Dio, I don't care why you where in a hole. But I do wonder how much you eat since I've had to drag yer fat arse threw out this cave. You did miss a lot though. I mean I played a wonderful duet with a musical skeleton. After that we found this room and this cooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrpulent person sitting right there."

William points to the corpse in the chair.

Steve: He's not that fat.

"Quite Steve."
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The I Dio Turns his nose up at the suggestion. You have a feeling it remains in that position a lot.

"Obviously not. Since I, Dio, am perfection given form. It was your weak spindly arms that gave you difficulty in carrying The magnificence that is I, Dio."

He walks to the corpse in the chair and examines him. You think you see a single tear in his eye, But you are sure it was your imagination. You almost think you see a small nod from the I Dio.


"With my eternal magnanimous will. I, Dio will give you a reward beyond The Transcendent joy of the presence of I, Dio. Come with I, Dio and claim your reward that I, Dio will graciously provide."

The I Dio is walking deeper into the cave. Clearly expecting you to follow without explanation.
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"So should we follow?"

Carl: IT'S A TRAP!

Steve: I don't see anything wrong with it.

Carl: IT'S A TRAP!

"It could be a trap."

Carl: IT'S A TRAP!

Steve:I highly doubt that.

Carl:TRRRRRAAAAAAPPPP!!!!

Larry: Oh! I bet he has COOKIES!

Carl: ................................COOKIES!

"Then we are in agreement. Cookies are delicious."

We follow I Dio.
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Deeper within the cavern, one begins to find telltale scratches on the wall of something terrible living here, as if a group of knights all decided as one to attack the walls. The sounds of something both skittering and clanking can be heard not far off, and a strange call that can be almost felt, almost a humming sound.

"Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuur. Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuur."

"Duuurrr, Duuuuurrr, Duurrrrpppy, Durp."

Steve: What are you doing?

"I am greeting to the sound of the things of the noise."

Larry: Its spooky.

"We live in a cave, its always spooky. Anyway Mr. I Dio, what are we looking for in these halls of Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuur."

"...
Of Course. Without the Magestic presence of I, Dio. The Durants Have moved in.
It is an Item of utmost importance to the safety of the entirety of Yurup. We fave to find it before the Durants bury in under this mountain."

Karl: THE HEFL'S A YURUP!

"Like I would know?"

Steve: I believe that's the land we live in.

"We live in a cave, how would you know that?"

Steve: Oh you know, I get around.

"...........What is this!? I don't even......"

We continue to argue with my self as we follow I Dio.