Everyone wants to punch my character, or else I am playing him wrong.

"So i woke up one night screaming in pain as a zubat was nawing on my face."

(VIMH)Steve: Well it took you long enough, its been on your face for over 10 minutes.

"So me and the zubat began an epic fights of fisty-cuffs, and it was kicking my ass, which was kind of funny, seeing as it had no hands."

(VIMH)Carl: No you Fuck! Dodge its right hook and go for a low blow! A LOW BLOW!!!

"After a half hour of running and singing the song of PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I finally got it off me with some fruit!"

(VIMH)Larry: I named him Face Biter and we lived happily ever after.

Looking at my ghastly.....

"Seriously Ted where they hell were you?"

Pokemon Ted: GHASTLY?

Four out of five threads started. Huzzah!

Four out of five gamers agreed that William's opponent is seriously OP. What vulnerabilities does it have? It just no sells everything!

As you can all see we have killed the DM we there for have won forever.

In reply to Jade (msg # 13):

*Blackish red laser beams start shooting everywhere and hit all of you. Killing you instantly ... then I realize that I can't have a game with out players. So I sweet talk Xerneas into reviving all of you.*

On a serious note. I am sorry for the long wait for posts. Once I get my internet turned back on I'll try to continue.

Its cool dude, I was just joking, but that would be awesome!

Hello, all. I am your new assistant DM. I'll be helping my good ally Yveltal to kill you enrich your experiences.

Don't know how those struck through words got there. Oh, well. I'm sure they mean nothing.

This does, sadly, mean Rex's Reach will no longer be starring Rex. I'm not conflicting my interests. That character will show up again, but only when it makes for an interesting story.

On the plus side, Frio can now beat his lying, thieving skull open without starting a PvP matchup.
This message was last edited by the GM at 02:51, Sun 17 Apr 2016.

*Xerneas sighs and revives Yveltal*

hmm... didn't expect to be dead that long.

Good news, everyone! We have...let's see here...two new players to the roster! Everyone say hello to Lupus and Phoenix! A dog and a fiery bird are unusual player concepts, but I'm sure no one will have a problem with it.

...oh. Are you sure they are human? We have Rex, I'm pretty sure he's also a dog...he's not? Huh...the more you know, I guess.

AHEM! Say hello to our two new HUMAN players, Lupus and Pheonix!

Sup new people.

Blessings of Victini upon you!

Yo odd not dogs

Lupus, You now share a thread with Frio.

Hello, everyone. Northern magician and her Spheal here, serving in the vanguard of a conquering army!

People are logging in, but nobody's posting. Did I just enter the game during a slow period?

Sorry. I've been thinking on how to introduce you.

But I've been so fatigued from work that I can't get the words to come together right.

The moving of the houses is my curse. Thus posting will be arduous and filled with much HATE! or LOVE! Haven't decided yet.

Pie, did you just try to pick your nose through a face mask? You can tap the mask all you want, but to actually pick it would require you to remove your mask. No biggie.

Pie is DELICIOUS!
This message was last edited by the player at 02:18, Sat 18 June 2016.

Damn phone and its autocorrect thinks it is smarter than me. I know what I meant to say, and who that was aimed at.

No matter. Yes, pie is tasty.

So we at a stand still on post?

Sorry. Real life is hitting me hard. I'll try to get a post for you.

A bit of an update for those few still looking here for some reason:

Yveltal has graciously handed me his game. It might be a bit before I fire it up again. I have a present track record of screwing up games I am running due to poor planning and biting off more than I can chew, and I have no wish to repeat that.

This game will return to life. Eventually. For now, back to hibernation until I know I can do this. Thank you for your patience.

Take your time; I for one will be here.

"Cobalt and the Iron Chef reporting for duty."

"Cobalt?! Are you spreading rumors again?!"