Welcome to the obligatory OOC thread.  Enjoy.

*taps an ornament lightly*

Hello.

*taps the ornament closer to the edge of the shelf*

Anyone there?

In reply to Tickles (msg # 2):

Howdy folks!

I'm playing a cat named Bones.

In reply to Bones (msg # 3):

Hey cats.

My humans call me P-P or Cat or Pee. Apparently the last is not an instruction.

Hello. My humans call me Sunny. I am the bane of birds.

Mephistopheles reporting in.

Mephistopheles is an excellent name for a cat.

I thought I'd tell you all what Bones is known for.

Firstly, Bones likes to talk to bugs, cut deals with them, etc. He is a Bugfriend. Bones also likes to squeeze in and around difficult spaces.

Bones might be a coward, since he doesn't like to get into fights unless it's necessary (of course, upon winning a necessary fight, Bones will play with his quarry for some time before the kill, as is right for a cat to do).

Finally, Bones Fleabag might have known a witch or two in his day, and might understand something about poisoning.

And I am known by humans as Miss Cuddles.  :)

The best way to lull others into a false sense of superiority is to appear to be unconcerned, or dozing - both of which I do well. :)

Zzzzzzzzzzzz...

... hmm? What? Was that the can opener?!

Oh, it's just you. Greetings. My humans call me Milk-Whiskers because they don't know any better, but you may refer to me by my proper name, Sir Percy Higgleton III. I keep careful watch over the house from my perch up here on the window sill. Oh, all right, I may occasionally rest my eyes for a moment, but I can hardly be blamed for that - one must have one's beauty sleep in order to stay this pretty, after all.