Delilah: The Kool-Aid...
Delilah opened the pantry.
It was completely empty. Maybe if it was a story or a fairytale, the pantry shelves would have cobwebs or spiders crawling in them. But instead that, each shelf was completely pristine and shiny, like Mr. Clean himself had just recently polished them.
Delilah's stomach grumbled.
There didn't seem to be anything to eat in the pantry, or in the refrigerator, or even in the entire house.