"Eeeeeeh, watch me paste this pathetic palooka with a powerful, paralyzing, perfect, pachydermous, percussion pitch!"
The Book suddenly yelled, transforming into its form quickly. Eyes appearing through the leatherbound cover, tongue swishing out rapidly like a whip. It tried to slap at Shawn's hand but he pulled it away.
The Book's eyes looked at Shawn and Bobby, shifting between the two of them. Then Bobby, fumbling the Book out of his own surprise, dropped it. With a book that heavy, it would have made a loud crashing sound on the floorboards. Instead, it landed with a heavy thud onto the pile of clothing that Bobby had laid out.
"Eh, what's up, doc?"