Shawn: Don't Get Mad...
Bobby was really dead-set on the idea. He pressed Shawn, trying to come up with a convincing argument as to why this should be the way forward.
"Listen" he started, spreading his hands to his sides, all innocence. "I know it isn't the best set up, but it does give us some wiggle. We can just lie and say that Ralph ran away. And if the police ask, we'll lie to them too. Then, we can sneak out in the middle of the night, or when your parents are gone during the day, and you're at school, I can go across the street and check on 'ol Ralpy to make sure he's OK. I can even take him for a few walks around the neighborhood. Then, when we save someone else from the Clowns, we can use that person to babysit Ralph. It might also save the kid, because if he goes out on his own, there's no telling if the Clown with the cleaver will come back with her scary car and get him. There aren't any closets in that basement and he won't be near the Book. " Bobby reasoned.