Shawn: The New Neighbors
Shawn paused to think about it, even as visions of April's screams, Bradford's face, and Henri's corpse echoed through his mind. He couldn't tell those stories; he had to come up with one of his own. "Well, there was this one time...I was on this movie set, and they had this really cool makeup thing where it looked like you'd been stabbed, and if you squeezed a little bag, fake blood would squirt out."
"And one time there wasn't anyone watching, so I decided to try it out, just for fun - I put it on my stomach, like I'd been stabbed in the gut, and I was pretending like it was an action movie and I was dying or something. But then I accidentally squeezed the little bag, and the blood squirted out really far, and it got all over a bunch of costumes they needed to film. They were expensive costumes, and they got ruined I was really afraid I'd get caught, so I put the thing back and ran away. I think one of the prop guys got in trouble for it, but I never told anyone about it." It was a semi-true story that had actually happened to Shawn, albeit tweaked slightly to make it a little bit worse for him and worthy of 'the worst thing he'd ever done'.