For the random, the weird and the wastes of time.

WHO AM I?????

I am One Armed Willy- international pimp

I am Silas Mcbuttchug seafaring serial killer!

I made you One Armed Willie till you have 100% of who you are....Mcbuttchug? Disallowed.

Mcbuttchug has literally made me laugh so hard I cry twice now

but for a sailor...hes going to be wet so often...and a wet Mcbuttchug...just sounds like the start of some sort of disease.

Correction: I am One Armed Willie- international TIME pimp!

Correction: HEADLESS international TIME PIMP!

I have the hindrance that I auto-fail all stability tests until I hit 0 and my head falls off. On the plus side, I can never really die.

Caught in the whirlpool!

But seriously, what's the date for this game?

1934

And if you ain't got no head you ain't got no brain means you ain't got to worry bouts going insane

Bleh. I spent a whole bunch of time making up my sheet with the form fillable pdf one from the pelgrane website then when I saved it, it just saved it with all of the default drop downs.

Lame. I ended up just doing it by hand. With all the half points it was a pain to use anything else.

Also. This boat you see. I didn't have to upload the image to a third part. If you "view original image"  and just copy that link you can use it. It will go away if the picture ever moves but for the time it is used I'm sure it's fine.

Boat!!!

Also. Though I will handle Danny's main moves, of course, puppeteer him as you see fit both in dialogue and normal actions. He is a quiet young man who fancies himself a bit of an artist, kind and gentlemanly. You have not worked with him previously but know his work and could think of no one better for the job.

Don't want my first post to be an awkward phone post. Will respond this evening. Also need to find a proper portrait. This guy is a bit too light hearted looking for the subject matter.

I feel like I'm missing one vital piece of background information: Why are the people being evacuated? Is it like a group of scientists and their research is done? Colonists and the place is just too remote to be bothered with? Or has that remained mysterious to this point?

True, I had the thought about putting that lol in there but thing thought that you could also just ask about it and learn through conversation. But since we are here lets discuss.

Basically the seal and whaling hunting has dried up some time ago, so this settlement had worked  on an experiamental sheep farm. That being said, it failed, the conditions are just too harsh. So the residents are leaving for good. Unless some other use for the island can be figured out there will be no humans there.

Now, just like my adventure, looking up the history will just cause you more problems but this is all true. Settlement, sheep, didnt work. So this is why the it is the last ship there for the foreseeable futre. They need to pack up and close up the settlement and head back civilization.

I'm on a biggity-boat son!

Also, I looked back over the one Lovecraft expedition story I could remember (At The Mountains of Madness) and now I don't feel like I've strayed too far after all. The fainting academics can stay in the libraries for this one! Let's buttchug some whiskey and two fist some pistols!

If there isn't at least a little Buttchugging I will find this to be a faillure, it will be the letting One Armed Willie die of this afventure.