DUNGEON: Main Room.   Posted by Dungeonmaster.Group: 0
Dungeonmaster
 GM, 305 posts
Fri 23 Jun 2017
at 15:09
DUNGEON: Main Room
IN A BLAST OF PRIMAL ENERGY AND EXTREME DWARVEN VOCAL BELLOWINGS OF DEEPTHROATEDNESS (wow I guess i can use moodsetting mmm im hungry now y idk continuing sorry)

Uklem spawns.

Uklem? This short nerd? Yuck! Anyway he uh yeah well great.... SO SHORT I CANT GET OVER IT

Anyway he spawns yadda yadda... the end.

Okay your free to do everything you want bye Uklem pal buddy friend

*pukes* so short...
Uklem
 player, 2 posts
 A dwarf Dwarf
 Elemental caster
Fri 23 Jun 2017
at 15:16
DUNGEON: Main Room
The diminutive dwarf looked around curiously, and fingered his youthful beard thoughtfully as he regarded the ground underfoot and the material of the walls. He peered up at the cavern ceiling high above, and pondered.

Looking left and right, he turned around, and turned around, and turned around again taking in his surroundings. And sat down briefly because he felt dizzy after that.



OOC: What does he see?
Dungeonmaster
 GM, 307 posts
Fri 23 Jun 2017
at 15:25
DUNGEON: Main Room
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In other words : 12 doors split evenly among 4 walls (all oak w golden handles), a giant red rug, with ancient godlike writing with an aura of perfection and wanting of ubelievable desire underneath it. Certain doors are opened: north 1 + 2, east 1-3, west 1, south 2+3

There is many echos of voices talking, and shivering waves of ghostness. Also barbaric snores.

And a nice smell, like that of a pretty little elf, but with hints of rat.... also lots of metallic smells, and frog smells, and rabbits, racoons... much more smells of animals... steel and dust, and there's hot things, and cold things, smelly things, and more.
Uklem
 player, 3 posts
 A dwarf Dwarf
 Elemental caster
Fri 23 Jun 2017
at 15:31
DUNGEON: Main Room
Oooo, gold! But the rug was more attractive for the moment, and the dwarf headed over to investigate that first. The gold was on the doors so likely wasn't going anywhere.

Uklem peered at the rug, and decided that it was much too big to wear as a cloak and too thick to cut up and make pants out of (for someone his size). So he tried to burrow under the rug and hide for a bit in the comfortable darkness, peering out from underneath in case anyone else came by.
Dungeonmaster
 GM, 311 posts
Fri 23 Jun 2017
at 15:33
DUNGEON: Main Room
okay.... that kid is messed up..... anyway.... uhh... NOBODY EVER FOUND YOU AND YOU DIED ALONE

the end

just kidin'

Also you will never be loved


(OKAY OKAY IM DONE PRIMOSES)

pimkie swaers 100%percent%%% %



So anyway you stay and be all happy for about 20 seconds, do you keep doing that, or move on?
Uklem
 player, 4 posts
 A dwarf Dwarf
 Elemental caster
Fri 23 Jun 2017
at 15:50
DUNGEON: Main Room
Remaining under the sheltering rug for the moment, Uklem squirms to the left peering out from underneath in another direction. Hmm. Was that a voice he'd just heard in the distance? Yes, it did seem that way. But he had no clothes! How embarrassing, should he encounter someone else naked.

Hmm. There was something written under here with him. He burrowed deeper under the rug to check out the writing.
Dungeonmaster
 GM, 317 posts
Fri 23 Jun 2017
at 16:11
DUNGEON: Main Room
THE GODLIEST RUNE IS THE STORY IT TOLD... All he knows is it's power.. threats, invitations, forcing you to accept, slowly into your mind, out the hole in your eyes, where'd my own hands go, my brain hurts?? BYE BYE.. but the rune stands on, im aware of you... do I CARE? maybe maybe.. NOT.. And there is dread, but not loss of focus, cause the rune says LIVE.. but you DIE... the Rune says DIE but you LIVE.... Living and dying forces from your head to your toes, what toes? My hands? WHo am I? your the one I choose, leave them all behind... Can I say goodbye? You havent even said Hullo

Uklem in a world... where he... lives? Alive, always alive? No pain, no loss, no tall stalks of corn.. Mmmm Corn, Momma said no? I dont remember... sure NOBODY would mind if I took a wee bite? Eh, who are you? Did Momma send you? I told of my love, "Weeks and weeks I walk, for you, can't I be found?" who said it? (CAN YOU NOT GUESS???)

I think the wind howls for me now, not cause of what I lost, what I gained... the mark? Is
  THE MARK is not important, AM i wrong? Can i be wrong anymore?
I gues I'll have to learn, no mistakes (such pain) no gain... Is that what MOMMA said? (such pain)

I'm just a little boy, crying deep, deep, deep, So alone.. Not anymore (comfort, such pain) Because she's here, Momma. Nobody will hurt me now... im fine... Healthy waxing moon... means good tidings for the little ones, is it not?

Maybe so, because Im older here, she is not... Sick?
My momma is sick (im scared..)
My momma is looking at me, hand out for me (im SCARED....)
Fix it momma Fix my toy!
She cant


Im SCARED!!!!!!!


But no no Im not scared, cant be scared when Momma's around...

death (Momma's death)
MOMMA IS DEAD
~~


I go back..
Uklem[?] in a world... where he... lives? Alive, always alive? No pain, no loss, no tall stalks of corn.. Mmmm Corn, Momma[?] said no? I dont remember... sure NOBODY would mind if I took a wee bite? Eh, who are you

Im NOBODY?

"Why[where] are you here?"

I dont mind.

"Thank you"

\"Goodbye friend"/[NO, GOODBYES!]

Goodbye to you, my little one



mommadies momma dies
mommadies momma dies
mommadies momma dies
mommadies momma dies

Im scared!!!!!???????????

How can He be Scared.. Oh , there you are...





mommadies momma dies



Melku in a world... where he... dies? Dead always dead? some pain, some loss, no tall stalks of what loooks like corn.. Mmmm Corn, Father said no? I remember... he said ""sure"" Father would not mind if I took a big piece to share with the other....Eh, who are you? Did Father Father send you? I told him of my hatred of your people...

"We are all the same, abide my warning, plese!"

I tRIED.!

the end



Or not?


~~~~



u'Kemm-Luu in a strangely familiar corn... where she, what again? What were my instructions?
 Doomed always Unparalleled? Godly amounts of joy, my son is not lost, But im only 42 Glens? Not a Half-Medic! no the stalling talks of mothers Fathers broad leaves of green corn.. Hey I dont want any corn. The King says no? Good I dont remember Care. Sure Everyone is depending on my very own mind . But if I took a Souvenir? Eh, who am I to deny me? Does Mothers always go Stop, or sometimes should they say, <s><s>START</s></s>"I told of my love, "Weeks and weeks I walk, for you, can't I be found?" who said it?" (CAN YOU NOT GUESS???)

I think the wind howls for me now, not cause of what I lost, what I gained... the Souvenir, and my own independence. Cause sure, who says what I DO? I DO!!! I DO!!! NOBODY ELSE DOES!!!


there is only me


DEEP LOSS






Goodbye son.... goodbye. (Who is my child: GO BACK UKLEM)

Uklem

Uklemuklemuklemuklemuklemuklemmukleemuklee


Yes... I am Uklem




**You are Uklem. The Visit is Over.
**Thanks, Rune.
Uklem
 player, 5 posts
 A dwarf Dwarf
 Elemental caster
Fri 23 Jun 2017
at 17:01
DUNGEON: Main Room
Politely bidding the Rune goodbye, Uklem crawled back to the edge of the rug, twig in hand, and peered out again. Hmm. He couldn't hide under here forever, so... he tried to drag the rug along with him as he made his way westwards keeping underneath it if he could.
Dungeonmaster
 GM, 324 posts
Fri 23 Jun 2017
at 17:02
DUNGEON: Main Room
the rug doesnt fit thru the doorway.

Time to crawl out Uklem
Uklem
 player, 6 posts
 A dwarf Dwarf
 Elemental caster
Fri 23 Jun 2017
at 17:08
DUNGEON: Main Room
Hmm. Rugs were soft and flexible, right? So the tiny dwarf tries to scrunch up and bundle his rug together in an attempt to get it through the doorway with him.
Dungeonmaster
 GM, 327 posts
Fri 23 Jun 2017
at 17:12
DUNGEON: Main Room
it is much to large, even after folding it 4 times.
Uklem
 player, 7 posts
 A dwarf Dwarf
 Elemental caster
Fri 23 Jun 2017
at 17:24
DUNGEON: Main Room
Uklem grumbled to himself, having trouble believing that this thing as was so big yet he'd still been able to move it by himself. Reluctantly, he came out from under it and started cautiously through the open doorway stay close to a wall as he explored.
Dungeonmaster
 GM, 329 posts
Fri 23 Jun 2017
at 17:28
DUNGEON: Main Room
Uklem > West1
Moonlily of Voronwe
 player, 33 posts
 Elven Summoner
Sat 24 Jun 2017
at 03:19
DUNGEON: Main Room
Voronwe found herself at the beginning of the dungeon. Only moments ago, her short life flashed before her eyes in a violent blur. She shook her head to clear the images and ran back through the doors she and Franklin entered through earlier.
Uklem
 player, 42 posts
 A dwarf Dwarf
 Elemental caster
Tue 27 Jun 2017
at 14:53
DUNGEON: Main Room
-----> returning from main west 2

Waddling back into the room in his new pants, twig still being used as a walking stick more than anything else, Uklem got to work trying to get the third and final west door open. And waddled down the hall exploring once he did.


-----> to main west 3
Dungeonmaster
 GM, 386 posts
Tue 27 Jun 2017
at 19:09
DUNGEON: Main Room
a portal opens, only for a week... maybe more or less.... but IT IS THE PORTAL TO CTHULHUS TOILET!!!
Uklem
 player, 49 posts
 A dwarf Dwarf
 Elemental caster
Tue 27 Jun 2017
at 19:19
DUNGEON: Main Room
Returning here from West 3, Uklem started in surprise seeing the portal. He waddled closer, then around it in a circle looking it over. Hmm. A toilet? But he didn't need to go right now.
Hmm.

He thought about it, then tried to use his Lolly Banana to do something. He had no idea what it could do, just the idea that like a wand it could be zapped.
Dungeonmaster
 GM, 387 posts
Tue 27 Jun 2017
at 19:49
DUNGEON: Main Room
WHAT COLOR CHANGE THE PORTAL TOO?

or do something else w/ the lolly banana?
Uklem
 player, 50 posts
 A dwarf Dwarf
 Elemental caster
Tue 27 Jun 2017
at 19:50
DUNGEON: Main Room
Uklem turns the portal red.
Then looks at it curiously, and at the banana, thinking over this.
Dungeonmaster
 GM, 388 posts
Tue 27 Jun 2017
at 19:51
DUNGEON: Main Room
banana needs 10 mins to recharge.
Uklem
 player, 51 posts
 A dwarf Dwarf
 Elemental caster
Tue 27 Jun 2017
at 19:52
DUNGEON: Main Room
Uklem thinks about this, shrugs his shoulders, and waddles to the north wall to try and open the one closed door there for more exploration.

-----> north 3
Dungeonmaster
 GM, 448 posts
Fri 30 Jun 2017
at 22:42
DUNGEON: Main Room
Cwyn of Annwyn spawns in a flurry of bad moods.
Franklin Humman
 player, 200 posts
 Hp 100
 Stamina 100
Thu 28 Sep 2017
at 22:34
DUNGEON: Main Room
He walked over to Catherine which had at one point been hidden under the rug but no longer. He wished with the flippy umbrella to be able to use this rune and see what happened. He then tried to read it once more. It wasn't going to be pretty at any rate. But he might just manage getting out of here and into his world once more. Or whatever his existence being complete meant.

This message was last edited by the player at 22:36, Thu 28 Sept 2017.

Dungeonmaster
 GM, 515 posts
Sun 1 Oct 2017
at 15:24
DUNGEON: Main Room
the flippy umbrella was unable to perform the task. RIP.

He would have to spend the next years of his life walking around a dank room
yay
Franklin Humman
 player, 203 posts
 Hp 100
 Stamina 100
Sun 1 Oct 2017
at 15:37
DUNGEON: Main Room
He left and went back to the room he was in previously.