A Ferengi comes barging into the ready Room, dressed in a rumpled Starfleet uniform and wearing a Ferengi Head Plate that doesn't, exactly, look Starfleet approved.
Napax:
" Lieutenant Junior Grade Napax, Ship Counselor reporting for duty... huff huff... let me catch my breath..."
The little Ferengi said, as he dropped his rucksack on the floor with a dull thump, while he wheezed and puffed, trying to catch his breath.
"HA! Ha-ha-ha-ha!" Shard's sudden laugh exploded out of him, actually causing him to lean forward in reaction.
Just as suddenly, however, Shard stopped laughing - his eyes going wide as he raised a well-manicured hand up to silence his laughter.
"I am so sorry *giggle*" Shard said, trying to contain his continued amusement,
"It's just ... I never really expected to hear a *snicker* statement like that in the remaining *snicker* lifetime of the Universe *giggle*"
"*ahem!*" shaking himself, Shard gains control, brings himself to a more formal posture, and bows his head - chin touching his chest and antennae stretched out towards the Ferengi.
"My apologies, Lieutenant." Shard says solemnly, keeping his head down,
"My outburst was completely inappropriate. I am shamed."