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[RP] PRELUDE: Sword & Board Tavern.

Posted by FrakerFor group 0
DM
GM, 50 posts
Mon 20 Aug 2018
at 16:56
  • msg #16

SWORD AND BOARD

In reply to Creston Fairwood (msg # 15):

"Eh the one I was thinking of had more of a deep oaky voice. Said something about a queat for a crossbow turned into a dragon. Or was it the other way around? Anyway we never did find that thing. Lost a totally good sword on the way, too..."
Amalrik
PC, 1 post
Human Fighter
AC:8 HP:7/7
Tue 21 Aug 2018
at 01:05
  • msg #17

SWORD AND BOARD

In walks a man with large bulging muscles.  Clad in leather armor with a large sword across his back.  At his side is a small dagger.  He walks up to the bar and orders a drink and then turns to the room and taking a long drink takes in his surroundings.
Rain Drumming
PC, 4 posts
Human Cleric
Nature Acolyte
Tue 21 Aug 2018
at 01:53
  • msg #18

SWORD AND BOARD

"Oh, Treekin! The Divine Breeze has led me to you. I am Rain. I feel like I have already said that. Ahh.. do you also seek the Mother Tree? No matter, the Divine Breeze will open a path through the Briarland."
DM
GM, 53 posts
Tue 21 Aug 2018
at 12:54
  • msg #19

SWORD AND BOARD

The streams of light through the windows fade as the sun sinks below the level of the surrounding buildings. As the tavern wench lights the sconces, a gangly thin bard in the corner perks up from his slumber and adjusts the lute in his arms and barks,

"IT IS DARK!"

He starts to strum and sings in a monotone,

~You
are likely to
be eaten by a grue!
if this fate seems
particularly cruel
just try to remember
whose fault it would be
with no lantern or torch
in your inventory?~
Creston Fairwood
PC, 11 posts
Elf in Wolf's Clothing
Tue 21 Aug 2018
at 13:04
  • msg #20

SWORD AND BOARD

Creston pulls a recorder out of his pocket and tries to get it to behave, so he can accompany the bard.
DM
GM, 54 posts
Tue 21 Aug 2018
at 14:05
  • msg #21

SWORD AND BOARD

Even if you've never heard this song before, your instrument and fingers are more in tune than the bard's. He pauses for a beat as he hears accompaniment. then keeps going.
Stormbinder
PC, 2 posts
Wed 22 Aug 2018
at 00:51
  • msg #22

SWORD AND BOARD

A thin man dressed in a cloak with a dagger tucked into his belt enters the room. He walks up to the bar and orders a herbal tea.
Creston Fairwood
PC, 14 posts
Elf in Wolf's Clothing
Wed 22 Aug 2018
at 13:37
  • msg #23

SWORD AND BOARD

Creston keeps making his recorder shriek like a Bain Sidhe. He also has to stop frequently and check his fingering.
DM
GM, 59 posts
Wed 22 Aug 2018
at 14:22
  • msg #24

SWORD AND BOARD

In reply to Creston Fairwood (msg # 23):

The regulars groan.

"Ye gods! I never thought his pluckin' could get any WORSE! Now it sounds like he's makin' a chicken hop on a field of pitchforks!

Listen ye pointy eared scruff! Put that pipe away before we find a place a new place ta put it!"
Creston Fairwood
PC, 16 posts
Elf in Wolf's Clothing
Wed 22 Aug 2018
at 14:35
  • msg #25

SWORD AND BOARD

"Believe it or not, I used to be quite good." Creston puts the recorder away and starts trying to get the attention of a server.
DM
GM, 60 posts
Wed 22 Aug 2018
at 14:38
  • msg #26

SWORD AND BOARD

In reply to Creston Fairwood (msg # 25):

The one-eyed redhead bartender with a pegleg hobbles over. She pushes some chairs out of her way unceremoniously.

"Yeah? Whaddya want!"
Creston Fairwood
PC, 17 posts
Elf in Wolf's Clothing
Wed 22 Aug 2018
at 15:09
  • msg #27

SWORD AND BOARD

I'll have a cider, please.
DM
GM, 61 posts
Wed 22 Aug 2018
at 15:35
  • msg #28

SWORD AND BOARD

In reply to Creston Fairwood (msg # 27):

"Pfft. HEY DRAKE! ONE APPLE PISS FOR THE PRETTY ELF!"

She hobbles back to the bar as the bearded bartender starts rummaging through the stocks for cider.
Uringizel
player, 3 posts
Wizard, Seeker of Secrets
Wed 22 Aug 2018
at 15:55
  • msg #29

SWORD AND BOARD

A lanky and slightly hunched man in blue hooded robe enters the tavern. His massive ginger beard hangs long making him look far older than he really is. Equally ginger hair is long as well, but is currently tied to neat ponytail. Seeing the tavern is full he pouts.

"Hrmh. I guess no lodging is available then..."

He stands at the entry, pondering what to do next, eyes taking in the general scene.
DM
GM, 62 posts
Wed 22 Aug 2018
at 16:50
  • msg #30

SWORD AND BOARD

Nobody hears him over the din of the shouting and strumming.

"Come on in, Old Man!" The barmaid shouts as he hobbles across the creaking floorboards with a wooden mug of cider, sloshing over here and there as she ambles. "Whoops! Sorry Backamel!"
Eron Windblade
Eron Windblade, 3 posts
male elf
Wed 22 Aug 2018
at 22:54
  • msg #31

SWORD AND BOARD

Another elf walks into the bar, looks for a table, and seeing none, joins the other elf.

"Creston," the new elf nods at the other elf.
Creston Fairwood
PC, 18 posts
Elf in Wolf's Clothing
Thu 23 Aug 2018
at 01:57
  • msg #32

SWORD AND BOARD

Creston perks up when he hears his name. "You remember me!"
Uringizel
player, 4 posts
Wizard, Seeker of Secrets
Thu 23 Aug 2018
at 13:43
  • msg #33

SWORD AND BOARD

In reply to DM (msg # 30):

"Old man? Phewt! I'm not old..." Sasar snorts.

He hesitantly wanders in through the crowd and tries to spot a free place to sit down. Not finding free seat he ends up standing near the bar.
DM
GM, 66 posts
Thu 23 Aug 2018
at 14:21
  • msg #34

SWORD AND BOARD

The barmaid finally carries the mug of cider to Creston. "15 coppers for th' fancy stuff."
Creston Fairwood
PC, 20 posts
Elf in Wolf's Clothing
Thu 23 Aug 2018
at 14:42
  • msg #35

SWORD AND BOARD

"Fancy stuff? That weird stuff you make out of grass is the fancy stuff."

Creston forks over the 15 cp.

"You sure know how to make a customer feel robbed."
DM
GM, 67 posts
Thu 23 Aug 2018
at 15:00
  • msg #36

SWORD AND BOARD

In reply to Creston Fairwood (msg # 35):

"Y'wanna be robbed? Take yer hood off in the pub at the pier. You'll be lucky if y'take yer ears home in a jar!"
Regdoc
player, 2 posts
Human Cleric of TWG
AC14, ToHit:-1, HP:3/3
Thu 23 Aug 2018
at 20:59
  • msg #37

SWORD AND BOARD

It was a large-ish sort of creature that then next poked its head through the door of the Sword and Board. A myriad of smells assaulted the sensitive nose of the otherwise nondescript animal. It edged further in, struggling against something from the outside not yet seen by any patron who might lift their eyes from their cups and plates long enough to notice. Upon its back, which had now became visible, was a harness of sorts and various pouches were slung tightly. As if it weren't bad enough that the hairy brute had been turned pack-animal, there was a small wooden keg attached to the collar about its neck. Finally, the beast pulled its way fully inside, revealing a wagging tail and a bit of a leather rein or leash tautly pulled beyond the door. The dog then sat with a look of infinite patience upon its face.

"Bah! Fine, have it your way for once you scruffy worm barracks!" The voice was strained with the passage of countless seasons and belonged to a shockingly thin pilgrim who, having given up resistance, entered through the door holding the end of the dog's leather leash.

"Trust that foulness-favoring nose of yours to lead us into a place like this! Some of these sots don't look like they've left their stools for a fortnight! Alright then, c'mon Chomper."

Pulling back a tattered burgundy hood, the skinny old man shook a head covered with a shock of white hair that was aggressively waving to everyone in the vicinity. His walk was more of a shuffle really, and he began making his way toward a spot in the corner, recently vacated by a tubby chap who'd gotten up to visit the alley. The dog followed obediently and protectively behind, and sat down next to the old man on the floor of the tavern.

Grabbing an empty mug on the table, the wizened and rail-thin traveler banged it loudly to draw the attention of whatever wench he could attract. While he waited, he wiped his nose on a handkerchief that might have last been washed in the great floods of '27.
Creston Fairwood
PC, 21 posts
Elf in Wolf's Clothing
Wed 29 Aug 2018
at 01:48
  • msg #38

SWORD AND BOARD

In reply to DM (msg # 36):

"I've been there. It's a bit rough, but I could have gotten a hand-keg for 15 coppers. I used to sell it for 8. I'm absolutely not offended that you called it 'apple piss,' because this is made from all the apples that are too rotten to eat."

Creston takes a swig of his exhorbitantly-priced 'apple piss," then turns around and yells, "Hey, Bard! Can you sing the twelve-thousandth and five hundred ninety second commandment?"
This message was last edited by the player at 02:02, Wed 29 Aug 2018.
Einhard
player, 3 posts
Wed 29 Aug 2018
at 03:35
  • msg #39

SWORD AND BOARD

Quietly entering the tavern, Einhard looks around for a place to sit. He plans to travel north to meet with his husband.
Creston Fairwood
PC, 22 posts
Elf in Wolf's Clothing
Sun 2 Sep 2018
at 14:05
  • msg #40

SWORD AND BOARD

Creston leans waaaaaay over in his chair, discovers that he can't quite reach the bard, so he pulls the recorder out of his pocket and pokes the bard with it. "Are you awake?
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