NEWS FROM THE NOIRVERSE
[cue film reel]
And now a public service message from CAPTAIN AMERICA, the hero of THE GREAT WAR!
"Some foes you CAN see, some foes you CAN'T. Even *I* need to be careful about TUBERCULOSIS!"
[shot of a boy coughing on the street corner and looking at his handkerchief]
"If you think you have symptoms of TB, get an X-RAY right away!"
[boy is being placed in front of an X-ray machine, then taken to a bed in a hospital ward where Cap, greats him while wearing a surgical mask. boy looks excited. cue happy music]