Re: Planning, Plotting, and Scheming
Unpleasant odors are my specialty! Stains are really more of a hobby.
Besides, I'm not going to be unarmed, I have a pencil. And a troll. Can't forget the troll.
Anyway, going to scum up the sleeves a little with an old addition I like to call "old pizza sauce, curry leavings, and sweaty socks" because that's what it is. Also going to strap them to my boots for a short walk, scuff them up a little bit. Fortunately, it's not exactly like the sleeves are expensive, so will be running "experiments" in parallel to get that perfect level of scum. Can't hand them a *completely* illegible card, just authentic.
Anyway, by the end we should have 4 "cards". 2 are fake ID's in case we need the proper info, with enough room to jam the actual cards in behind them in case there's just an RFID scanner on the real ones (makes life easy). Then a pair of empty authenticized sleeves with our mugs on the inside to cover the actual ID if they match up well enough to be used as-is.
BTW, I'd like to avoid bomb threats on the hostages/prisoners if we can. Our J should know where they are, so all we need to do is secure them, preferably to something that can knock them out again without killing them, like a Neurostun canister. Bombs & murder are... higher on the PD's priority list than a bunch of thieves.