Dreamchipper: Let me Make You an Offer
Crane cracks up with laughter, not really able to hold it in, not trying to restrain it once it builds. After a good laugh, a deep breath, and a tear wiped from a pink-hued eye, he leans in.
"Okay, now I want to keep him. Can we keep him? That was really cute. Street cred, bahahaha!" he continues with another short bout of laughter, but is able to contain himself more quickly.
"We got street rep too, kid. What's your handle? If you know any of our connects we'll even let you off right here. Otherwise, you wanna cut out the bullshit and answer my question?" He reaches in and yanks off the perp's sock in a swift motion.