McCallister Moves On
You are in Yosemite National Park, enjoying a big camping and hiking retreat combined with seminars at night on leadership techniques along with about fifty other businessmen. The trail under your feet is good, and the other hikers, while not as conditioned to it as you, are still pretty decent.
Granted it would be more fun to hike with a few buds, but then the company is paying for this, and thats not at all bad.
Then you hear George Monroe from ahead of you start cursing, which surprises you because George is a calm man. You look up to see what he is pointing at. And your heart sinks.
Some idiot is walking along a cliff edge about two hundred feet in front of you, no dancing with a bo stick in hand, like they think they are in an action adventure movie, and incredibly they are blindfolded.
Then a rock slips under the dancer's feet. Before you can even think, you're dropping your backpack, and jerking out the med supplies you brought. And then barrelling through the crowd of stunned businessmen in front of you.
Even as you run, you think it won't do much good. At least a two hundred foot fall, even sliding down, and miles from a hospital. Its going to be grim.
You run up, and cast about in a frenzy for a path down. Something appears and you plunge recklessly down it. Somewhat to your surprise you make it down to the bottom in a cloud of dust and stone. Your clothes are shredded, and blood is pouring out from a dozen cuts on your hands and arms as the sharp shale bits flicked you as you slid/ran down.
Upon getting to the bottom, you pause for a second. The man could pass for an action movie star. Tattoed, shirtless, and with muscles big enough that he probably could bench press five hundred pounds, and with less than one percent body fat, he's a very impressive specimen.
"Hey Doc." He says calmly. "No need to rush. I'm not going to make it."
"Nonsense." You move closer, and note two broken legs, and with a chill see his back at an odd angle over a rock.
"Broke my back, both legs, fractured my skull, and just to make the point really clear to me that the Almighty disaproves of stupidity, a splinter through my lung." He says with calm precision.
You start to tend him, surprised that he is not shouting in agony.
Then he puts a hand on your shoulder to stop you. You try to move. You don't. Its like pushing against a concrete wall.
"Doc. I'd like to thank you. Name's Marcoe. I've died before. Its not a big deal. Now go. The cliff face is unstable."
He shoves you back like you are a doll. But you refuse to leave, and he threatens you with rocks. But they are easy to dodge. Then he grimaces, and pulls himself up to his seat. You see him stop.
And then he disappears. There's a small drifting cloud of dust where he was. And then a rumble above you lets you know you really should have followed his advice. The cliff face is coming down...
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And then you feel sand on your face, and water rippling on your feet....
OOC: We need a list of things you would bring, that you own, that weigh in total less than two hundred pounds.