Tadeusz:
Mr. Bruin tries, and fails.
'Level 10. Supernormal information exceeded for ten minutes.'
'Oh gaining levels is easy. Everyone knows that. Get in adventures.' Pink Nose says cheerfully.
Yes to the water ferry tribe. They're still working on maintaining the hydrological cycle.
No, only upstream.
You meet the Sphyinx.
Its fifty feet tall in every direction (again, you get the feeling of a game designer rushing through his project.)
"Hello, Immortal Outsider, honorable Fair-ret, goodman Tiny Giant. You are aware that upon meeting me, you have to answer my riddle. And if you don't, I eat one of you, or all of your goods."
There are eight mimmoths. You can name them. Sure.
Oak:
OOC: Having previously scouted from the air, and at fifty feet tall etc., I suspect I could see it in advance, and query my companions as to whether or not they wish to risk this encounter. Assuming they did, I would at least wait until I was certain that ten minutes had passed... :)
"Peace be unto you. I am new here, so please pardon my ignorance. It seems that we take risk by facing your riddle unsuccessfully. May I respectfully query as to what we gain if we are successful? For example, how many levels (or fraction thereof) would we advance?"
Tadeusz:
"One level each."
And yes, ten minutes have passed. But no, you can't see it in advance (although you do know its there...)
Oak:
OOC: Assuming then that my companions wished to proceed...
I look at my companions, and nod.
"Very well. What is the riddle?"
Tadeusz:
"The Zodiac is a circle with each Constellation a point of the story of this world. Where do you begin the story?"
Oak:
I consider, and pray, and nod thoughtfully.
"Does a circle have a beginning, or an ending?"
"Yet the story of this world, and of every world, begins before time, decreed from the LORD God Almighty, Sovereign Creator of all things."
"And He has placed me, the least of the servants of the Son and Savior, the LORD Jesus Christ, before you, a Sphinx of this world, to answer such a riddle."
"Where then is the story of your beginning, the head of a woman, and of your ending, the body of a lion?"
"You are placed here as a witness and testimony to glorify the LORD."
"For your beginning and ending illustrate the beginning and ending of the incarnate LORD Jesus Christ who has saved me, beginning His incarnation within a virgin, and ending as the conquering Lion of Judah."
"For it is written, 'The heavens declare the glory of God; and the firmament sheweth his handywork'."
"And so that story of redemption, the Story of stories for this and every other world, begins with a virgin, represented within the Zodiac by Virgo, and ends with a Lion, represented within the Zodiac by Leo."
Tadeusz:
"Well done, Immortal Verser Level 2 and similarly ranked companions."
OOC: The GM is impressed too.
Oak:
OOC: Is the fifty foot ladder upstream or downstream from here, based upon my previous reconnaissance?
"Thank you, friend Sphinx. We are exploring the lands, seeking where we may serve the LORD, and be useful. Have you any needs, or any advice for us?"
Tadeusz:
Its on a different path.
"There may be further things like myself. Items taken from other worlds, or copied actually, that mean more than the Admin realizes."
Oak:
"Do you wish us to come again if we are able? And are you able to contact us if you wish?"
-=-
After we finish conversing, we resume our journey downstream...
Tadeusz:
"I am always glad to converse with the Wise, and I have enough levels to be able to Chat."
You pass out of the woods, and down to sheep covered hills. You see that the sheep and shepherds seem to move very slowly as you pass them on the stony road that circles and winds through the hills. You meet a Hey Wagon going the other way, loaded with hay, and the occupants four Equuses saying 'Hey' to each and every one of you. The hey wagon is being pulled by a gentleman of human origin and Spanish descent.
Oak:
"Admin, please show stats."
I turn to my companions as we draw near to the sheep and shepherds.
"Is it just me, or do they seem to be moving rather slowly?"
I examine them with my Sight as we approach.
"Peace be unto you, friends. We are exploring the lands. How do you and your folk fare? Have any here need of healing, or of courier services? What news have you, either from here or from lands beyond? What needs are there where we may potentially be of service?"
-=-
When we eventually approach the Hey Wagon, I proceed in a similar manner (except this time I don't ask my companions if they are moving slowly ;)
Tadeusz:
You have two sets of numbers which appear to bounce back and forth. One seems more like the others and gamish. The other seems to match you more closely.
They all have Level 2 in their stats.
"Its just you." The Tiny Giant says, and then laughs. "No, They don't move fast at all, do they?"
In your Sight, they are shepherds.
The shepherd turns to you as if in slo-mo, and blinks at you....
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"We fare well." The four Equuses say cheerfully in unison. "And we have plenty of courier services already."
"Yes, provided by the Key Brothers. I am Don Alejandro Domingo Velasquaz Ascensione Ludvig Todd Key. It is my fate to bear these equus where they will, but it is a hard cruel fate."
"Get back to work, and shut up Don Key!" They all yell.
Oak:
I stand still, and patiently await a response from the shepherd with a pleasant friendly look of greeting on my face...
-=-
I look with perplexed sympathy at Don Key, and back at the others.
"The Key Brothers? But I 'marely' see one, and even he seems a little... hoarse. What other brothers are there? And why do they provide such services if they find a hey ride to be a hard cruel fate?"
Tadeusz:
Five minutes later...
"H-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-...."
=============
"They are scattered about the Democracy of the Horse Stables. We had a vote, and majority rules." The equuses say.
"Fate is undeniable. Its why its fate." Don Key sighs.
One of the equuses gets down, and checks in Don Key's mouth for signs of hoarseness.
"I do believe you are right, sir. He should shut up now if he knows what's good for him." That equus says. The others echo him closely.
Oak:
I query my companions...
"Have either of you ever seen or heard of such slowness? Do they need help, do you suppose?"
OOC: I'm not sure I understand the description about the two sets of numbers. Could you elaborate? And how is one set like me? Are they Versers, or Outsiders, or something?
-=-
I consider thoughtfully.
"So you voted to have Don Key Tow Hay, but that doesn't sound quite right to me. Somehow, I think somewhere in the windmills of my mind, that should be switched around a bit..."
"Besides, if you drive him too hard, it could be the last straw for the poor Don Key. He doesn't seem as strong as he must have been in his heyday. He needs good healing, good feeding, and an end to such a conflicted existence, lest he perish."
"I exhort you to consider, noble equi. Think of your reputations, and how wildly rumors can spread. Would you really want to have you Four associated with this Hoarse Man, and with Pestilence, and Famine, and War, and Death?"
Tadeusz:
They don't know.
Let's forget about the numbers.
========
The sheer mass and power of punnishment drives them to releases Don Key from his reigns over him, and beg his forgiveness. He's willing,a nd dignified about it.
Oak:
I attempt to make telepathic contact with the shepherd.
:: You seem to be moving very slowly. Are you all right? ::
-=-
"Admin... please list current level, and how far to the next level. Also please list current spectators."
I look at the others.
"Thank you, noble sirs. I knew that you all could find an... equi-table solution."
"What are your plans now?"
Tadeusz:
Contact is made (+@1 for new use to superslowed).
::y-y-y-y-ee-e:
–
Lev. 1 Experience pt. system not yet operative. Do you wish to change servers? Same as before, except add Xanth.–
"But how are we to move the hey wagon now?"
"Continue our job of greeting visitors."
Oak:
"Admin, please start chat session with Lord Traveler Patron of Versers."
"Greetings, Lord Traveler. I am informed that, even after successful interactions with the Sphinx and with these five hey wagon folks, we have received neither levels nor experience points, as 'the experience point system is not yet operative'. We have been given the option to change servers, 'same as before, except add Xanth'."
"Do you have any preferences as to which server we use? Do you believe that your fellow spectators have any preferences? Are there still seven of you, or were spectators gained or lost during our adventures thus far?"
Tadeusz:
"The Mod is aware of this problem, and is attempting to fix it. The 'changing servers' is because you are on the edge of one of the earlier server systems, which is why time is running slower there.
You have the same seven viewers as before, but you've added one more. This Being Xanth is correctly termed 'Demon Xanth' although he is not a demon as you think of the term. He is of substantial power, being able to casually destroy a solar system, but frankly not the sharpest tool in the woodshed if you take my meaning. He is usually not interested in your order of beings, but your powerful puns drew him.
We have no server preference as we all experience time in ways that I cannot explain to you given your time-bound mind and brain. But the result is the change means nothing to us."
Oak:
"Thank you, Lord Traveler."
"What say you, Pink Nose, and you, Hugh?"
Tadeusz:
They are not that interested in shepherds as nothing happens that interesting with sheep.
Oak:
OOC: Sigh. I was actually asking them the same question I asked Lord Traveler: "Any preferences as to which server we use?"...
"Admin... please change servers. 'Same as before, except add Xanth', as you stated your previous query to me..."
OOC: Note that I have never read any of the Xanth books... :o
Tadeusz:
You feel for a long moment as if molasses is sprinting past you, as if snails are FTL, as if you're never going to flick your eyelids shut, and then you're normal. The shepherd looks at you, and smiles.
"Now you're not twittering like a bumblebee."
OOC: Xanth has a lot good about it, but it focuses on sex in inappropriate ways a lot too. But it has lots and lots of puns.
Oak:
"Peace be unto you, friend. I am Oak, and this is Hugh, and this is Pink Nose."
"I am new to this place, and brand new to the Xanth server. What do you know of the lands here, and of their tribes?"
Tadeusz:
"Nothing. It has only been two hours since the world was created." Roger the Shepherd leads you over to a spot thirty feet away and shows you a pair of burnt into the ground footprints. "Here is where I was created. Then the Great Admin gave me sheep to tend and I got me a staff from a nearby tree."
OOC: And its not the Xanth server. Just call it the Early server if you need a name.
Oak:
"Admin, please show map."
I look at my companions.
"Shall I fly up, and take a look around?"
Assuming there are no objections, I take wing and spiral upward, surveying the surrounding lands as I do so...
Tadeusz:
The map is a very sketchy thing with dashes and X's.
They agree, and you fly up to see a ring of shepherds about ten miles across, and in the center of it, is another circle a mile across where things are moving very slowly.
Oak:
OOC: What do the dashes and Xs seem to correspond to, at least for what I can see from my current vantage point? Can I see anything beyond the ring of shepherds, or does it seem like they are at or near the edge of the universe?
I drift a bit closer, in order to see some details of the things within the center circle...
Tadeusz:
OOC: Geographical features. Its a map, just a very crude one. Its like this is the alpha first draft of the map program for this universe.
Things beyond the ring seem to move very fast. You see Don Key run off at what looks like a hundred miles or more per hour, but then you realized that he was walking.
The inner circle looks about a mile across and things seem to be moving very slowly in there. You see a tree 'pop' into existence.
Oak:
"Admin, please list the servers for the regions below. Why is the time rate different in the different regions?"
Tadeusz:
Initial Server, Early Server, Tribal Lands Server, Air Server, Cork Server are all active. For answer of second question, you may make a pilgrimmage to the Help Wizard on top of the Airless Peaks.
Oak:
"Admin, please list all servers I am allowed access to. Which server handles the Airless Peaks? Where are they located?"
I scan from my vantage point to see if there is anyplace that looks like an obvious candidate for the Airless Peaks...
Tadeusz:
All listed are available to you. Air Server.
Why yes, there is an ocean in the distance and on the far side of it is a mountain so tall that it has snow only halfway up it.
Oak:
I attempt to stretch my telepathic senses toward the top of the mountain.
:: Help Wizard, are you able to hear me? Please respond... ::
If that isn't successful, then I attempt to stretch my clairvoyant senses toward the top of the mountain. If successful with that, I then try to use telepathy again...
Tadeusz:
You hit the subuniversal boundary, and are unable to push past that as its very stiff going. (-50 or is it -30? for such a boundary.)
Oak:
I frown thoughtfully, and observe whatever other interesting details I can from my current vantage point...
OOC: Which region looks the most "interesting"? I already knew of interesting things from the Tribal Lands. Does my current view suggest that the server we have switched to has more interesting stuff than the Tribal Lands? Or does some other region look better? Or do Tribal Lands look best?
Tadeusz:
Your current server has shepherds tending sheep. Seems quite dull.
The next server in has things appearing out of of nowhere.
You know about the Tribal Lands server.
And you've seen the clouds and their giants for the Air server.
Oak:
"Admin, what regions are served by Cork Server?"
Tadeusz:
'The city-state of C+++++++ork. And immediate environs, and whatever they've conquered that week. Also the Underworld.'
As you circle above the shepherds and sheep, you realize something nags at you about the shape they are in. And then you see several herds in a fractal. And looking further, the vaster number of herds forming a larger repeated fractal...in the shape of a sheep.
But wind is coming, and with it rapidly comes clouds. At the edge of the clouds you can see Low Pressure Pixies in blue using reins to steer their segmnet of cloud.
And hail in the shape of dice is falling from the clouds.
"Probability storm." Pink Nose yells on the ground, and ordinarily you'd never hear him, but a freakish combination of wind gusts..
Oak:
I descend as I see the approaching clouds, so that I won't be caught in the air when the storm reaches us.
As I do so, I reach out telepathically to Pink Nose...
:: What is a probability storm, Pink Nose? ::
Tadeusz:
::Don't know. I just knew it's name somehow. Who are you?::
And you see plastic dice go spinning past you on both sides. And for one heartstopping moment, you see three d10 align in front of you, and have 10,10,10 on them, but then an errant wind gust bears them away.
And you're not sure why those dice terrified you as you land next to your friends who stare at you confused.
Oak:
As I descend to land, I search through Pink Nose's thoughts and recent memories to discern his current perspective on recent events...
Tadeusz:
He was out here with his friends. Some dice landed near him. His friends are now gone, and strange people are there.
You land, and you see dice land near you, and one smacks into your head. Its about the size of a grapefruit.
Dazed, you wonder why you're pink feathered now...
Oak:
OOC: Is that the only thing I am confused about? Or do I also not recognize Pink Nose and Hugh any more? What exactly do I remember clearly, and what have I forgotten?
Confused, I rub my head where it was smacked, and bend down to examine the offending die, and the other dice nearby. Do they seem to be made of something transitory (like melting ice), or something more permanent? Are they clear, or opaque? What shape(s) and color(s) are they?
Intrigued, I start gathering them, making a collection to examine, both through mundane senses and through my Sight. I also observe those falling from the sky, to see if they seem any different through my Sight than the ones already on the ground...
Tadeusz:
Yes, that's the only thing you're confused about.
Your head is hard and smooth. A quick examination reveals you're now a plastic pink flamingo with metal legs...animated. You feel a strong urge to stand still when Pink Nose looks at you.
The dice are a variety of substances. Most are ice, including yellow ice. But some few are granite, and fewer plastic, and fewest jewel. Most of the non-granite are clear and colored.
D10s are most common, but every type you've seen is there.
In your Sight, the ones falling through the air flame with Power. Those on the ground, no.
Oak:
OOC: Can I still fly? What is Hugh doing?
I quickly gather all the jewels I come across, as well as some granite and plastic.
Then as I look up with my Sight, and see the ones falling through the air flaming with Power...
:: Ring. Initiate flight capability. Fly up toward the edges of the cloud and the Low Pressure Pixies at maximum speed. ::
Tadeusz:
OOC: No.
You soar in the Ring's power. And you come up to the Low Pressure Pixies who squeak at you.
Oak:
I stretch out my telepathic senses toward them...
Tadeusz:
An icy rage breathes through your mind. Its a hundred pixies or more all speaking in gabbling fury.
You cannot make out individual words, but you do get a sense that you're not the chief focus of this anger.
Oak:
:: Dearest LORD, please bless my interactions, and help me to be a blessing, I pray... ::
If there is one that looks more prominent or leaderly, or paying more attention to me, I focus upon that one. Otherwise, I focus upon the closest one.
:: Please, why are you all angry? ::
Tadeusz:
An image of rage floods your mind. High Pressure Pixies. Vile, disgusging creatures that need destruction.
And you realize a minute later you're flying toward a distant cloud with rage and fury pulsing through you in great waves that would be a thundeirng in your veins, but since you're plastic you have no veins.
Oak:
I shake my head mentally, trying to clear it of the influence of the direct telepathic contact with the strong emotion of the Low Pressure Pixies.
:: Dearest LORD, it is written that 'the wrath of man worketh not the righteousness of God'. So please calm my heart and mind now, and help me to see with your eyes, I pray... ::
I examine the distant cloud with my Sight to see if it has a similar Power signature to the probability storm cloud of the Low Pressure Pixies, and examine the nearby Low Pressure Pixie cloud to see if the probability storm is still in progress...
Tadeusz:
The simple 'kick the head' or TV doesn't work. So you pray...and you feel inklings of calm, but the rage smashes through the peace, and surges through you so that you are seeing things with a pink hue...
Yet at the same time, you see more clearly. Your body is filled with rage, but you can see that this fury is the normal expression of the pixies. It is what they are meant to be. But you are not a pixie.
Oak:
I cut telepathic links to the Low Pressure Pixies, and continue to pray.
As I do so, I examine the distant cloud with my Sight to see if it has a similar Power signature to the probability storm cloud of the Low Pressure Pixies, and examine the nearby Low Pressure Pixie cloud to see if the probability storm is still in progress...
Tadeusz:
You try to cut the telepathic link, and they grab on. So you try harder, and nothing. Its like your brain is being held in a vise by a steely hand.
So you pray, but wrath infuses the prayer and you find yourself calling up a tornado which heads toward the high pressure pixies.
The HP have a SImilar but Reversed signature. And the LP have degenerated into arguements and are no longer a storm, but clouds breaking up.
Oak:
OOC: Does it seem to me that the tornado has simply been created by me, and is now independently moving toward the HPPs? Or does it seem to me that the tornado only heads toward the HPPs because I am wrathfully directing it in that direction?
Tadeusz:
You do not seem to be in control. And yes, that was a botch.
Oak:
:: Ring. Raise psi shield. If my telepathic link to the low pressure pixies isn't broken in fifteen seconds, invoke sleep mode on me until the link is broken. ::
Reinforced by the psi shield, I redouble my efforts and prayers to break the link...
Tadeusz:
The psi shield cuts the Rage down to an Anger, and with prayer and struggle, you're able to regain control of yourself. Shaking like a leaf, or a plastic flamingo in a hurricane, you stop in your headlong rush toward the HPP.
Now that you're free, you can feel that the attack link is broken between you and the LPP.
And your tornado races on ahead....
Oak:
Via fervent prayer as well as psi, I attempt to defuse the tornado.
If I am not successful, then I attempt to redirect it toward the LPPs...
Tadeusz:
How are you doing the psi...?
Tadeusz:
How are you doing the psi...?
Oak:
First I pray fervently for the tornado to be defused.
If that doesn't work, then I attempt to use a psi force wall to disrupt the air flow. I will attempt to create the wall to intersect one side of the tornado, at an angle that would deflect the winds to curve the other way, in such a way that if you looked from above and superimposed views of the undeflected and deflected air patterns together, you would see something like a figure eight pattern...
Tadeusz:
A gust of wind smacks the top of the tornado and plunges down through it, ripping it apart.
1@1 Pray One Minute, Fervent to Stop Specific Damaging Weather (not a whole storm, but a cloud or a gust or a tornado).
OOC: In ways its too bad as I really liked your onion peeling idea. It gave me somewhat of an idea with inverting? the tornado.
Oak:
:: Ring. Change form to "Kyle the Ariatte". ::
As I wait for the form change to be completed, I look to see what has become of the probability storm and the LPPs, and what is currently happening with the HPPs.
Assuming that the probability storm has passed and that the LPPs are still doing nothing more interesting than squabbling among themselves with clouds that are breaking up, I start heading toward the HPPs. If the LPPs dislike them so much, then perhaps they are my kind of folks...
Tadeusz:
::Impossible. Not correct assortment of atoms available.:
You realize that your transformation from Human to Ariatte is primarily from one carbon based lifeform to another with both having very large amounts of water and other elements. Now, tho', you're a plastic flamingo with steel legs.....
The LPP's continue squabbling, and then start just dissappearing as if they were stepping into tiny trapdoors in the sky, and closing them back around themselves.
You head toward the HPP's, and you're struck by a resounding tide of song of victorious triumphalism....The Wicked LPP's Have Been Vanquished!! Destroy them all!! Woohoo!!
::Its considered needful for a stable weather system founded on animate intelligences to limit their choices by giving them racial enemies.:: Lord Traveller chats to you.
Oak:
:: Well, my adventures have taken a few unexpected... twists and turns... ::
I accompany this innocent observation by an innocent glance in the direction of the dearly departed tornado. At least a plastic flamingo face is a good poker face.
:: I found the probability storm most... interesting. My former companions no longer seem to remember me, and similar things could be said of my former form. ::
:: How are you and your companions enjoying the adventure thus far? At the moment, it seems to me that I may as well press onwards alone, since my transport options are more flexible going solo. However, if you folks have any preferences or anti-preferences as to what paths you might enjoy having me explore, I would be interested in hearing them... ::
Assuming that he says nothing to dissuade me, I move toward the HPPs.
"Greetings, friends. I was attacked by those Low Pressure Pixies, and transformed into this pink plastic flamingo form! Can you please help me to undo the damage from their unprovoked attack?"
Tadeusz:
"Very interesting. We've added Coyote." Lord Traveller says. "Or Something that claims to be him. Hard to tell with these trickster beings."
============
"Did he say he was an ally of the Low Pressire Pixies?"
"Yes, kill him!"
"No, he didn't. He said he was a Pink Poxie."
"What's a pink ah..."
"How should I know? He said it, not me."
Several HPP converse...
Oak:
"Those Low Pressure Pixies attacked me! Please... help me!"
Tadeusz:
They roll time back so that you've never been a pink flamingo, but you still remember being one, and then flying over to them, but now you're on the ground in your own form.
They are in the far distance.
Your computer devices are beeping, and when you inquire of them ....
:Blue Screen of Doom. Blue Screen of ....:
Oak:
I fervently pray for the devices to be restored to good working order, and then attempt to reboot them...
Tadeusz:
Aaaaah! :)
It occurs to you that your machines are smart enough to get twisted into logic loops a la Star Trek and Kirk vs. the Evil Computer by time travel....whereas the human brain is capable of believing two contradictory things at the same time.
Oak:
I give thanks to the LORD for answering my prayers by providing insight.
Then I attempt to boot into a basic troubleshooting mode, and to archive the memories that took place since just before the probability storm, and to reset the active memory to purge the events since then.
And then, after more fervent prayer, I attempt to reboot again...
Tadeusz:
::Reboot successful.::
Oak:
I sigh with relief, and give thanks once again.
:: Ring. Change form to "Kyle the Ariatte" now. ::
As I wait for the change to take place, I ponder...
The HPPs seem
really interesting and powerful, but also unpredictable and dangerous.
Hugh and Pinknose were fun to get to know, but it is unclear if they remember me any longer. Either way, they seemed flexible enough as to whether or not we adventured together. And my adventuring options seem more flexible if I am free to go wherever I can transport myself to, rather than being restricted to wherever all of us can travel to.
As I ponder thoughtfully, I take inventory of the probability storm polyhedral dice I gathered, examining them via sight and via Sight.
: Hmmmm... :
And thus, when the form change is complete, I take wing, and start flying in the direction (or the last known direction) of the HPPs...
Tadeusz:
You shift form and take off into the air with your wings beating powerfully, the air fresh with new possibilities.
By sight its a rough-hewn plastic die about the size of a golf ball. By Sight, there is a glimmering of Power deep within.
You fly toward where the HPP last were, and see that they have left in their wake a pile of cardboard boxes fifty by fifty from which you can hear lots and lots of meows.
Oak:
OOC: How many of each type (gems, granite, plastic) of die do I have? What type of gems? Any difference in Sight between the different types?
I stretch out my telepathic senses and Sight toward the boxes...
Tadeusz:
OOC: 2,5, 10 respectively. Green and purple. No.
By your Sight you see the Grim Reaper and a Cat and a Coin flipping in the air. Your telepathic senses activate.
Oak:
Upon being presented with this tableau, I direct my telepathic senses toward the visible Cat, and avoid directing my senses toward the boxes. I also examine the GR and the Cat and the Coin (but not the boxes) with my Sight.
:: 'Peace be unto you.' You are not, by any chance, acquainted with a gentleman named Schrödinger? For I have heard rumors that 'Curiosity Killed the Cat', which I certainly have no desire to do... ::
Tadeusz:
::Indeed, Doctor Schrodinger was my servant. Most intelligent for a human. He brought me bowls of milk when required, and offered a warm lap to sleep in as I instructed him to do so.::
The figuresa are archetypical energies of Death, Cat Beyond Laws, and Fortune Fickle.
Oak:
:: I have heard of him. And yet, it is written in Holy Scripture that 'The lot is cast into the lap; but the whole disposing thereof is of the LORD.' Is it not? ::
Tadeusz:
That's directed to Humans. I'm a Cat. In fact, Essence of Cat. Most Laws that bind most beings don't apply to me.
Oak:
:: But it is also written in Holy Scripture that 'For by him were all things created, that are in heaven, and that are in earth, visible and invisible, whether they be thrones, or dominions, or principalities, or powers: all things were created by him, and for him: And he is before all things, and by him all things consist.' That sounds rather more universally applicable, does it not? ::
Tadeusz:
Of course. I serve the Allmaker. I am not of the Rebels. Instead, I hunt them as mice in the House of Many Worlds.
Oak:
:: What brings you here? How do you serve Him? Are you here hunting Rebels?::
Tadeusz:
:I was caught in an Improbability Field Fluctuation which took me off course. By being. I was on the trail of some, but I suspect that trail has gone cold. Do you know of any about?:
Oak:
:: I am new here, and still finding my way. I assume that these figures with you are not Rebels, since you are not hunting them. Do you all usually hunt together, or have you come together for some other purpose? ::
:: I was also affected by the Improbability Field. I have not experienced such a thing before. What can cause them, and what effects can they have? ::
Tadeusz:
"The Reaper is a Lawful Taker, an entropy spirit obedient to the Throne. The Coin is non-sentient, a mere force. They are also swept here, I suspect, although the Reaper refuses to talk to me....an old disagreement about nine lives."
"You know the answser to both questyions."
Oak:
:: I have seen the low pressure pixies and their probability storm. But it seemed to me that they were merely directing it, rather than causing it. And I saw but a couple samples of their possible effects. ::
:: Do you know the answer to both questions? For what knowledge I have is lacking, and I would fain know more... ::
Tadeusz:
The traditional, and as a Cat, I'm very conservative, way is three questions. Are you sure you want those to be two of your three questions?
Oak:
:: Ah, I did not understand that. Thank you very much for seeking verification. No, I do not want those to be two of my three questions. ::
:: My first question is: how may I gain the ability to create and to control the effects of Improbability Fields? ::
Tadeusz:
:I do not know, or otherwise I suspect that I would not have been swept off course. However, I shall try to give you more of an answer than that. I suspect the Pixies play more of a role than you thought, so you could capture one, and ransom it for information as one does with leprechauns. However, I suspect that inherent to Improbability Fields is the lack of control for beings on your level. I am uncertain that beings on my level could control it, unless they were specially designed to do so.:
Oak:
I nod thoughtfully.
:: I am not in the habit of capturing and ransoming, though I admit that the low pressure pixies interacted with me in a rather hostile fashion. I will consider and pray over this. ::
:: Rather than use up my other two questions at this time, I now recall that there are indeed some rebels hereabouts that I have encountered, even in my brief time here. And I note that you too seek to serve the LORD, and to oppose those that oppose Him. ::
:: There are indeed those with hostile intent about, the low pressure pixies, responsible for diverting you here. ::
:: However, there one I know of that is far more powerful here, and far more rebellious. If you would, I could tell you what I know, and even join forces with you if you wish... ::
Tadeusz:
Very well, lead me to the mouse.
The Cat's tail twitches, and then it leaps toward you, and as it leaps it changes and lands next to your feet the size and look of a small housecat.
"Meow."
Oak:
If the Cat seems amenable, I give it a nice scratching behind the ears.
:: Which mouse would you hunt? The low pressure pixies, or the more rebellious one? ::
:: And what of these boxes? Are there any creatures within needing assistance? ::
Tadeusz:
Its quite happy, and twirls about your legs.
"The more rebellious ones of course."
"Yes, but they are not in trouble now. They wait, suspended. And no, its not my gig. I'm here to chew on the wicked, not rescue the righteous."
Oak:
:: The fastest way there is to fly. Make yourself comfortable as you will, and we'll be off... ::
As we ascend and move through the air, I query.
:: What do you know of this place, and the nature of it?::
If needed, I explain as best as I am able about "program New Creation", and the Admin, and Mods, and the Spectator Room, and what I have encountered while here.
And when we arrive, I indicate the structure below.
:: One of those in the Spectator Room goes by the name "The Great God Ralphie". That structure below with the "R" on it is his "temple". ::
:: Although the followers that he finances claim that they wish to seek out any evil and destroy it, yet the temple and its founder are in themselves a very great evil indeed, blatantly rebelling against the First Commandment of the LORD God Almighty. ::
:: What is your counsel in this matter? ::
Tadeusz:
:This place seems chaotic. But other than that, I know nothing as I'm not familiar with the end of the Multiverse. Even for a god, the Multiverse is very big.:
The Cat shakes his head in disgust when you explain.
:Idiots. They think they can do a better job than the Creator.:
The Cat sniffs.
:Let's go to the Temple and kill us a mousie.:: His tail whips back and forth, and he flexes his claws.
Oak:
:: But what would you do? Does the LORD call us to physical violence against unbelievers? Is it not rather the sword of the Word that we are to wield? ::
:: Or do you have the means to directly confront the rebellious leader of this false temple, and engage in hostilities with one that sits in the Spectator Room? ::
Tadeusz:
I don't know what rules have been laid on you. I only know that if I find a rebel, I eat them. And of course, I can go to this Spectator Room....although it would be better if we could lure him here.
Less dangerous than a crowded Nexial Point with multiple interphasing spiritual zone waits....
....He starts talking further, and you realize you have no idea what he's talking about. Demi-stable interference fields, potential notational volatility second order effects....
Oak:
I listen with interest to his telepathic discourse, even as it metaphorically goes over my head. I can use my Perfect Memory to analyze it in detail later, and try to make sense of it.
:: I have a device that is able to open a portal to another universe, but I can't control the destination. Could you give it, or me, the capability to reliably open portals to destinations that I choose? ::
:: How do you propose to lure him here? Bear in mind, he may well be observing us now (though he *may* not be monitoring our telepathic communications), so feel free to decline to answer if you deem that wisest... ::
Tadeusz:
No.
Nobody is watching us right now, we cats can sense when others watch us. I was...
He pauses to think, or you get the feeling he is accessing data from some other source...
...Have you heard of the sacrifice of Isaac?
Oak:
OOC: Being in telepathic contact with him, do I get any other impressions regarding this other source of data?
:: Yes, of course... ::
I affirm in a manner that invites him to continue...
Tadeusz:
Its kinda a godly version of an external harddrive for memory, and it leaves your brain feeling as if its bouncing around in your skull and vibrating.
Perhaps you had too much espresso.
'Well....' You and he walk into the Temple, and up to the main altar while the occasional priest or other worker takes a look at you, and then shrugs. 'Just act natural....I've given you the protection of an 'of course I'm supposed to be here' '
'Now Isaac...' The Cat nods at you, and then at the altar. :)
Oak:
Inwardly, my first instinct is to refuse, not because I am afraid to die, but because I do not wish to make any sacrifice to a false "god".
But then I recall what Jehu did as he took power after exterminating the house of Ahab...
: "And Jehu gathered all the people together, and said unto them, Ahab served Baal a little; but Jehu shall serve him much. Now therefore call unto me all the prophets of Baal, all his servants, and all his priests; let none be wanting: for I have a great sacrifice to do to Baal; whosoever shall be wanting, he shall not live. But Jehu did it in subtilty, to the intent that he might destroy the worshippers of Baal..." :
So after a moment's hesitation, I ascend to take the indicated position.
And as I do so, I pray fervently, that the LORD will break the power of this false "god", and that the name of the LORD will be glorified in this world...
Tadeusz:
You lay there, and its kind of uncomfortable as its a bit small, and hard, and cold...
The Cat hums to himself as he looks around for a proper killing implement, finds a dagger, and starts to drag it toward you across the floor with its nose...
"Oh, for crying out loud. Let me do it." And Ralphie appears, a supernerd, but twenty feet tall, and blazing with glory. He reaches for the dagger, and the Cat prepares to jump...
And suddenly another godly presence is in the room, on the far side of the altar. Its a geeky IT looking guy, also twenty feet tall, and blazing with glory.
"Un unh. Not in my universe." Admin says.
"Why not? Besides its only a verser. I hate those guys, specially since that Jhiaxus punk."
"Its icky." Admin says, which is not exactly a strong declaration of moral fiber.
Cat looks at you, still in hiding in his house cat form, and raises an eyebrow inquiringly.
Oak:
I stand up, and give a respectful nod to the Admin.
"I agree that sacrifices are icky. That is one difference between this temple and a true church of the LORD God Almighty. There, the icky sacrifice has already been made, once for all, by the Son and Savior Jesus Christ."
"Well then, if not a sacrifice, how about a duel? I challenge Ralphie to a riddle contest, to be adjudicated by the Sphinx."
"I propose that if Ralphie wins, then I must let him slay me as the loser of a duel, rather than a sacrifice."
"And I propose that if I win, then Ralphie must allow all the temples in this universe to be converted into worship of the LORD God Almighty permanently, and that he must henceforth not seek worship from anyone in this universe."
"I know that I am but a verser, and that Ralphie is far more powerful than I. Of course, what chance would such a one as I have against him in any contest? But it might provide some entertainment for our Spectators, and for our Admin, and be a less icky ending to this affair."
"What say you? Is the challenge accepted?"
Tadeusz:
Ralphie accepts, and the Admin does as well.
You are suddenly transported, with Cat hanging madly on your leg, to the Sphynx.
The Sphynx looks at you, and smiles.
"Welcome back, Oak."
Admin is there, in a gold encrusted computer style spinning chair. Ralphie is there sitting atop a giant plastic ruby coloured die carved into a chair.
Oak:
"Thank you."
I smile back, genuinely glad to see the Sphinx once again.
"Ralphie and I have agreed to engage in a riddle contest. If I lose, Ralphie slays me. If Ralphie loses, all the temples in this universe will be permanently converted into places of worship exclusively for the LORD God Almighty, and Ralphie will henceforth seek no worship from anyone in this universe."
"We have also agreed to appoint you as the adjudicator of this riddle contest, if you would be so kind."
"What should be the rules for such a riddle contest? Should we provide riddles for one another, or should we answer riddles asked by you? Does the one who must answer first have an unfair disadvantage, or is there a fair method of proceeding, such as having every turn after the first consist of needing to answer two riddles? Does the first one to answer incorrectly immediately lose, or is there some total that must be reached? Or do you ask both of us the same riddles at the same time, and we write our answers down secretly, until one answers incorrectly?"
"You are well known for your experience is such matters. Your judgment would be most welcome."
Tadeusz:
"I will ask the riddles, and whoever fails twice shall be accounted the loser of the contest." He flips a coin, and Ralphie wins to go first.
He smirks, and lets you have it (after a three hundred word monologue on how brilliant he is.)
"Is a goto loop in a computer infinite?"
Oak:
:: Dearest LORD, please give me wisdom, to Your Glory alone, for the furtherance of Your Kingdom... ::
Assuming I don't get any leading to the contrary, I give my reply.
"That depends upon whether or not the state of the program changes in subsequent iterations in such a way as to eventually avoid reaching the goto statement."
"Of course, as a riddle, it could be an issue of semantics. For example, if the program is written in such a way that the goto statement is never reached in the first place, then it wouldn't even loop once, much less infinitely. And of course, 'infinite' loops are hardly infinite in a literal sense, unless you are running the program on a computer that will never wear out or run out of power, etc."
Tadeusz:
'That covers my meaning. Eventually the computer will wear out.' Sphyinx says, and gravely nods at you.
He then asks a riddle of Ralphie as to what sings without a throat, and is a house in water. Ralphie takes a while and then answers 'seashell' which is the correct answer.
The girl Gwen writes with a pen
The girl wears her favorite tuxedo
The girl likes sushi
The girl never gets upset for she is always cool
Who or what is the girl?
Oak:
I pray silently, and smile, and answer after only a few moments.
"A penguin."
Tadeusz:
The Sphynx nods, and asks Ralphie an alphabet trick riddle...
The beginningn of Eternity
The End of Time
And so forth.
Ralphie gets it.
The Sphynx turns to you and asks...
If I say a dog's tail is a leg, then how many legs does a dog have?
Oak:
I pray again silently, and after several moments, smile again.
"Four. A dog's tail isn't in fact a leg, no matter what someone may say to the contrary."
Tadeusz:
Times are hard in a small rural town–business is slowing and people are moving out. It so happens that there are two horse dealerships in town. Unfortunately, there's only enough people to support one of the dealerships. So the two owners meet and decide that one of them must leave town. Since neither of them want to leave they devise a competition to see who gets to stay. It is decided that they will race their horses across town. Now they don't want to damage their horses so they change the race rule so that whoever's horse crosses the finish post LAST wins the race and gets to stay in town. So the next day they set off. Both are ambling along taking rests and getting nowhere nearer to finishing. After a few hours, a wise old man tells them to dismount and gives them some advice, after which the two sprint back to the horses, get on and gallop towards the finish line. Assuming that the race rules were not changed – what advice did the old man give them ?
Oak:
I pray again silently, and after several moments, smile again.
"Quickly, get on the other owner's horse, and cross the finish line first!"
OOC: Does this mean that Ralphie missed this one, and now has one wrong??? :p
Tadeusz:
Sure.
And I'll now come out with a horrifyingly difficult riddle....
Oak:
OOC: Heh. Since it is now Ralphie's turn, and since he has already missed one, a horrifyingly difficult riddle right just now sounds like excellent timing... ;)
Tadeusz:
The Sphynx asks a variant of 'Bob is on the left/Joe is across from the fisherman/the bowler is to the right of Bob' type riddle, and Ralphie gets it, but barely.
And now for your really nasty riddle...
This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it? It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it! In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out! Try to do so without any coaching!
Oak:
I pray again silently, and after several moments, smile again.
"Assuming that you meant 'sounds', rather than 'looks'... The paragraph is unusual because it is self-referential."
Tadeusz:
Bzzt. The Sphynx shakes his head ruefully, and turns to Ralphie who does not get it either.
"Read carefully." The Sphynx says and asks you the riddle again. If you get it this time, the contest is over.
Oak:
I pray again silently...
:: Dearest LORD, please give me wisdom to discern this riddle, to your glory alone, even as you gave such wisdom to Daniel, I pray... ::
Then, IF I do not get prompted toward a different response...
"Interesting. An entire paragraph that avoids using the most frequently used letter in the English language. The paragraph is unusual because it does not contain the letter 'e'."
Tadeusz:
Ralphie screams in outrage, and rips you to shreds. But not before you hear...
"Admin, it seems the verser has won his bet."
"Very well, transfer all of Ralphie's temple rights to the Creator." Admin says calmly.
Oak:
I look up weakly with a look of peace, even toward my attacker.
"As it is written... 'Not by might... nor by power... but by my spirit... saith the LORD...'"
"And again... 'The time is fulfilled... and the kingdom of God... is at hand... repent ye... and believe the gospel.'"
I nod in farewell, with an affectionate glance at my friend the Sphinx, and an inviting glance toward the Cat.
Whether he takes that as an invitation to remain here and proclaim the ways of the LORD, or as an invitation to come and verse with me, I know not.
In fact, at this point, there is much that I know not. This world seems... to be growing... rather... dim...
Tadeusz:
The Sphynx nods toward you in farewell.
Ralphie screams in fury "I AM."
The Cat smirks at you, and licks its paw, and studies Ralphie the way a good mouser will sit outside a hole. Cats don't proclaim, they kill.
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