Re: Practise Bits:Superbugs
"Dis won's a hardie gameboy." Daniel Archer heard the sweet, male sing-song, and would have liked to hear more, but then he shivered from the chill, and his nakedness.
Naked? How? A bewildered Daniel drew on his memories like as a woman at a well. Car. He had been in a car.
Covering himself as well as he could, he forced an eyelid to crack open. It felt like breaking the skin of a rock as if his eyes were destined to stay shut a million years.
"Ruffentuff. Genmon be coming lahive." The accent baffled him. It had traces of Jamaican, but also Mexican, and Texan.
"PopM." Another bored male voice spoke from out of his possible line of sight even as a pleasant, brown face swam into view in front of him.
"Clothes." He muttered, and the face grew perplexed, but with the same professional benevolence. And then two things happened. A sheet, slithery, cool, of some kind landed on his lap, and a snap-stick hit his arm. Awareness and mobility flooded through him.
Jerking upright on the plastic bench extruded from the wall of the small room, he yanked on the white pants and dark blue t-shirt offered. They were made of some odd material, both slick and cool. Even without shoes, he felt more comfortable.
His thoughts spun as he evaluated the small, plastic walled room, which seemed to be moving. And both men, well one had the frame of a large man, but breasts, so a girl he decided, the one with the bored voice, were crouched over.
What happened? He recalled his Dad lending him the keys to the new car. Laughing. Calling it 'Dad's New Toy.' No, that had been Mom, standing in the driveway, blonde, happy, stirring a bowl of cookie dough.
"Daniel." The first voice, the man, spoke to him. A quick murmur, and something about 'well, e's got a 'male' in the gender slot so...' "Mister Daniel Archer. Are you with us?"
Daniel looked up and nodded.
"Gudra, ah, good. You're a pretty hardcore gamer. You should have your real id on you, but we're not going to bust you for that." Daniel apprecitated the gesture even as he realized it was a calculated attempt to build goodwill. The problem was, the statement made no sense. But he knew from his father not to interrupt cops, nor to give them answers to questions he was not asked. Do not confuse or irritate the man with the gun was the rule of thumb.
"You had a prescription for a minor pneumoccoccal bacterial infection, so we gave you BroadSpectrum Three. Hopefully that will clear it right up."
That did not sound good. Daniel remembered a week ago coming in to the doctor. Doctor Abrahamson with a complaint of coughs and generally feeling cruddy. The doc, who had been Daniel's doc since his folks moved into the Denver area in the fourth grade, had given him a prescription for antibiotics and a warning to take them all or else the infection might come back, and be resistant. Daniel had assured him he would, and left to get the prescription filled at Hollander's Market where a pharmacist gave him the same warning.
but what was done was done.
"Now what happened?"
"I..." There he was, top down, enjoying Dad's new convertible, which was to be honest, a lot more fun to drive than the old truck he owned, especially on a beautiful fall day like today, when....
"I...I'm not sure."
The two nodded.
"Looks like you got tagged with some MemPop. But we didn't find any evidence of sexual behavior recently so nobody took advantage."
Daniel blinked, and wanted to scream, but instead he bit his lip.
"BP topping." The strange accent was back. And then a snap and a stick, and he was calm, very, very calm.
"Its okay, kid. Nobody did zilch to you. You just got tagged by some cocktail, and went to sleep for a few minutes by the pathside. Not a big deal."
Curious definition of 'nothing'.Daniel's thoughts were cool, clear, and odd, so odd, but not in an unpleasant sort of way he noted with a disspassionate analysis.
"We're going to let you off, kid. You're clean, heh, cleaner than a fresh zeked shirt. Just take this card..." The charming fellow pressed a bit of cardboard into his hand, as the two guided him to the back of the now not moving room. The wall parted, and swung back. They helped him step down to a sandy path.
"Go to your left, kid. Get a meal on us. The CCS-EMT's are looking out for you, remember that."
And Daniel turned about to see the two wave, the doors close on the back of an ambulance, and the ambulance float down the sandy path as others walked around it. As his dispassion began to fade, he wondered why a hovercraft did not kick up sand. And then, as if programmed, he turned, and walked into the Coconut Hut.
There he presented his cardboard rectangle to the bikini topped girl behind the wood counter. She smiled gently at him, and spun about, and got him a tray with a plate piled high with something white, with a sauce full of colored other somethings all shredded that he did not recognize.
Then he turned back, faintly enjoying the view of the cashier in his mind, and looked for a table, but all the tables were occupied. This held him there for a long second, until one guy at a table with three girls, and one strange looking 'fellow?', and another guy waved him over.
"Kimmen sitten down, heah. Yah?" And this was a whole other accent, but the meaning was clear enough so Daniel came over, and found himself sitting between two girls who would pass for supermodels back in Denver. If not for the remnants of the calming potion he would not have been able to start the food. But once he stared it, he found it delicious and creamy with a honey and meaty mix on top. Plus the occasional spark of sour or flash of heat from one of the shredded veggies atop.
Once the plate was done, he looked up to see smiling faces.
"Sometimes the CoolIT Juice takes people that way. Makes them starved." Said the supermodel, a divine blonde to his left. "What game are you playing?"
"Shush, you don't ask a gamer what they be play. You ask who they be are?"
"How do you know..." He wondered how they had found out what the EMT's had thought. Was it that obvious to them that he was a 'hardie gameboy'?"
"We lookie you up on da perNet, natchie?" Said the ebony skinned supermodel to his left.
"I'm...Mister Daniel Archer. I...run a software business." Actually, in his real life he was a programmer in a small firm, well respected yes, but not running the shop. But he figured if this was a game then there would be more chiefs than Indians.
"Veely twencen. Neatium." Said Miss Ebony Dream. "So, Mistah Daniel Archer, how do you like your visit to Cancun City-State so far?"
He blinked at her, and said the first words to shoot out of his mouth.
"A whole lot."
She blinked at his focus on her, and his enthusiasm, and then laughed, not displeased.
"I think he likes you, Gail." Said the man who had first invited him over, and gentle laughter flooded the table.
Meanwhile, Daniel's head spun. He was too shocked to be embarrassed.
Cancun City-State. Could be a joke. Twencen....odd, but ...but ambulances that float. Oh, dear Lord, what is going on?
Pale and trembling, he got up, thanked them for their hospitality, which got more laughter, and staggering made his way out.