Re: Practice Bits: Jotunn Three
I was out of the bar, with its stink of sweat, and overlain layers of perfume, and cheap booze, and for a moment all I could do was express my gratitude to Heaven, until I saw the gaping chasm, formed of blocks of black rock, decorated by cedar sprung from the cliff below me that stretched all the way down to the white spray of wave tops disintegrating upon wet rocks. Panicked, I flipped back, away from the death staring me in the face.
And I rolled over something flexible but firm, and for a long moment, I wondered what it could be, until it wriggled all up and down its whole length, and I knew.
Snake.
I was laying on a snake, and it undoubtedly was angry at me. Which meant as soon as I got up, it would bite me. Then I would die from poison.
I looked about for distraction, for something to aid me, and saw a mountain covered in bushes and interspersed with trees, dotted by cows on the steep face of the dark rocks, all going up into the puffy, white clouds. It distracted me because it boggled the mind. I knew of no place on Earth that I had been like this, and I certainly don't have the type of friends with the inclination or the wealth to drug me, toss me on their Lear Jet, and drop me off somewhere. My friends, if they were playing a practical joke put a cup of water on the doorframe above a door, or pushed the car around the corner of the store so I spent half an hour looking for it in the parking lot of Malley's Grocers (a local chain to which I had done some accounting work as a consultant when they were looking for an embezzler and needed an outside man. The fact that I was a student weighed against me, but my being bigger than most men helped as they were afraid of some violence. As it turned out, the embezzler went as quiet as a lamb.)
And then there was some more wriggling, and the large, green snake, the great grandpappy of all garter snakes pulled itself out from underneath me, gave me a very snakish glare, and slithered away. I collapsed laughing uncontrollably for almost a minute, and then spent, I just lay there, realizing that yes, indeed, I was going to live.
Carefully, I got to my feet, and I began to decide my direction by process of elimination. I did not want to go down to the choppy sea, nor did I want to go wandering mountaintops in fog. The presence of cows suggested a cowherd, and that suggested a path, and a herdsman or cowboy or vaquero. Someone.
Besides, I felt as if I had lost something off that way which truly was the oddest feeling on an already odd nigh....err, day. So I began picking my way through the stiff brush with the little thorns, and quickly decided to avoid them as much as I could because they had a decided tendency to push you back, outward, away from the slope, and into a back flip and dive which I doubt any judges would reward with a perfect ten as I'd be screaming the whole way down. Ok, probably not. I'd be concentrating on how to survive the probably unsurvivable, but still, no ten.
In between the bushes, bending over to cling to the boxy rocks, or to catch at a nag of rock with a hooked finger, and I began to go up. A little way later, and I looked down, but not all the way down. I had found another space for rest, a little bobble out from the face with a flat bit of grass, and fifty feet below me was the other. There was no way my friends would have brought me here, and I'm just not important enough for the CIA or the FSB to do something insane like this, unless, well, it could be identity theft. Maybe the CIA thought I was some super tough spy because said spy had stolen my identity.
It was plausible, if you were drunk and low on sleep which I wasn't. I gave up in disgust, and got back to climbing after my short break. Another break, at a less congenial spot, had me just clinging to a wall, and waiting. And then I came to my first cow, and wonder of wonders, it moved its head, and a bell chimed forth.
My unspoken worry had been that these cows were wild.
"Bessie. You wouldn't know where to go home would you?"
And at the word 'home' it began to slowly amble along the steep slop, carefully plodding on, choosing each step, never fast, but never stopping either like a steamroller in high gear. And so I found myself at the tail end of a northbound (who knew?) cow like in the old joke.
Half an hour later, a grizzled old man emerged from a hut on the side of the mountain, and began shaking his staff, and yelling at me. I just grinned to see him, and I think my happiness eventually penetrated his ire, and he realized I was not some vandal or troublemaker, but a man in need of help. So he came over to me, spoke in some foreign language, and fingered my battered suit with wonder, and then took me into his one room hut on the side of the slope.
I was so glad to sit on his tiny chair that I almost did not notice the hot tea he pressed into my hand. It was half tea, half milk, and a couple teaspoons of honey, and it revived me greatly so that I raised my weary head, and gave him a grateful smile.
"Thank you, friend."
"Tiya, jotunn." He replied, nodding. He pointed up, and then made a symbol for walking down, and pointed at me. I shook my head no, which confused him, but then he shrugged.
His room was simple and plain. Tree trunks tied together formed the walls, and dried and pressed brush the low ceiling. A hammock of leather, probably from one of Bessie's kin, hung in one corner, and at the most outside edge leaning the furthest over the gulf was a small hole. Considering there was no other sign of a toilet I was willing to be that that was garbage disposal and toilet all in one.
"Jotunn, vatak." He said, and went to the doorway which he left open for light, although he had a panel that could be tied up to serve as a gate. I went to follow him, and he held up a forbidding hand.
"Vatak." Okay, that sounds like it meant 'stay'. i resisted the urge to woof like a dog, and settled back into the tiny chair. He looked satisifed, and then led his cows back out on the cliff. I waited there, drank, and after a bit tested out the hole. It worked admirably, and there was a pile of large leaves nearby that got some use as well. When he came back, he wrinkled his nose, and then showed me some leaves hanging on the wall.
He crumpled up one and smeared it on his hands, and it left a fresh, piney scent in the air, and so I did as he did, and felt my skin prickle, and the small cuts on my hands sting. It must have some cleaning property, some thing that protected one from bacteria I thought, noting the oval shape, and plump structure of the near hand-sized 'cleaning leaves' as I called them. The larger other leaves I called 'washtowel leaves' at least in my mind.
He frowned at me, and for a second I thought I had displeased him, but as he looked up at me, and I bent my head under his low ceiling, I saw he was trying to figure me out. He took off his fez like hat, made of leather, once dyed yellow, but now faded, and rubbed the bald spot in the midst of his frizzy, white hair.
His clear, blue eyes, and Roman nose (once broken) were all set on a spare frame barely five feet tall, if that. His hands were well calloused and marked with scars in herdfulls. His face was leathered and tanned from living in the outdoors, and he carried not a spare bit of fat on his body.
He had on a tunic, and a short cape, short pants and shoes with a pointed end to them which rose high enough to be really low boots. And before, when he left, I had see a roll of line, attached to a weight, on his back belt, along with a long knife.
He pointed at me.
"Jotunn."
At himself.
"Timvaik." Now Timvaik could be his name, his clan name, the mountain's name, a job like cowdoy or herdsman, or simply human. So I pointed out at the cows.
"Yana."
And the mountain.
"Doranei."
Well, that eliminated some things. I kept on with the items of his house, and found the language simple, at least compared to English, and sweetly pretty. It was a melodious tongue for which I was glad.
And after a time, he took himself out of the hut, and guestured me to follow, and so we came around the hut, and above it, and back down on the far side of the hut where there was a stone oven. Next to it was a pile of dried wood.