Re: Misty Menaces
"....I'd be using a rifle, minimum 309...."
"...need a good spotting scope, ideally also someone to carry your items so you don't get out of breath on your way to the blind you've set up the day before."
"...yeah, a good carrier is worth every penny..."
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"....maneater tiger in Tamil. Kept changing his water supply so I tossed flour in the pools he used, nothing bad, just make him suspicious because he was already paranoid....and that left only one pool....and I dug a pit in the main path...he'd killed seventeen people before I shotgunned him down as he lay in the pit...."
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"....made a horn that sounded like a young lion, the old rogue thought I was challenging him so he came right at me across the field as I lay in the bush...."
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'....deep in trouble, I'd wounded the bear, and I only had one grenade that the soldier who died had on him, and he was coming after me....So I let him follow me, and pitched the grenade over the top of a herd of bison, and dove behind a rock and prayed. Spooked the herd, they trampled the bear flat, and only broke one of my arms which considering what mr. bear wanted to do to me seemed a very fair price....'
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'....I'd set up a few blinds, tag a few Martini every night for a few days, make up some more blinds....'
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'....Capture one, break his leg good, and leave him near a phone, accidentally....his buddies come....bam, bam....just like staking out a goat...'