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One, I don't want to be a jerk, nor ungrateful. Plus, while they are behaving themselves, it has to be tempting to take Tadeusz on a short walk from which he doesn't come back and then say 'yeah, no, the island was deserted. we own it all.' And also, I do want to help with the zombie war.
They could have taken Tadeusz on the walk already. Don't forget, they opened your pod with the knowledge that you would be the official owner of the island. (Even if the referee didn't know it!!!!) So I wouldn't worry about it.
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"Elder Campbell, what's Japan and the Far East like?"
He says "If you're asking about The War, there is none. I mean, people are still people and people still hurt one another. But for the most part we're one against the wolf."
And Bill says "One against the zombie?"
So no major war, but petty crime still exists.
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"Yes, I'd definitely like to enter negotiations. I need radio equipment, workers, rolls of barbed wire, sailboats.
Campbell says "One thing we noticed is that you've got over 100,000 gallons of diesel fuel. We could really use that. The Arizona doesn't run on prayer alone, unfortunately. For that, we would be willing to set you up with solar power. Full solar power. For water, cooking, everything."
He does go on to say that the diesel fuel and the solar system are nowhere close to the same in value and that you could trade that to someone else for something better. "But as The Prophet Joey Smith teaches 'A good deal now can often be sweeter than a great deal later'."
So he's hoping you'll accept his less monetary valued offer for the entire stock of diesel fuel. But what he's saying is that you will have full power. Everything. Running water, heat, sewage, all of it. They will also repair your buildings. They're in decent shape, but they will repair leaks and plumbing and whatnot. For all of your diesel fuel.
And the best part is, they've got all of the gear they need to do it onboard the battleship. (You did roll a 3, after all.)
For the food and for the guns, Campbell asks you what you would like to have. But he does mention that providing food and basic shelter is a responsibility if they're there with your consent. So you might want to hang on to the food until they're done.
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I would like to restart a human colony on this island, and then the other islands, but I need to make it safe. I'm not sure what I can offer. Either safe land and a pleasant environment, or a trade stop on the way to Japan, or a medical recuperation center for your injured soldiers. I think I'm really too far away from the mainland to help you in the fight directly. If you have any suggestions, I'd be glad to here them."
Campbell ponders and says "We could do any or all of that, actually. We could have a MASH unit here and a fancy hotel over there and a military base over there."
Gesturing to random parts of the land whilst he says that.
"You wouldn't have to do anything. Just sign over rental permission for the land. And we would of course compensate you for using your land."
The Mormon church is always looking for spots like this to do things like that.
Let me clarify your situation here. You are recognized as a king of your own country. You've got a representative from the second largest governmental body in the world; and he's basically in your pocket.
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Campbell holds up a hand and firmly says "Just a minute. Just a minute. You've got certain rights and responsibilities as an island owner. Don't you want to know what those are?"
===="Um, yes."
OOC) Aren't you glad he did that?
IC) "One of the responsibilities is if you've got a functional dock (Which you do) you have to allow any and all ships to port there during bad weather. Whether or not you allow them on the island is up to you. What amenities you offer them is also up to you."
And, telling you about other island owners, he describes amenities, everything from a highway rest stop to casino hotels and brothels.
You are protectorate of the US. As a representative of the Mormon church, Campbell is making you a protectorate of the Mormon church as well. What that means is that if you find your country is being invaded, plagues, natural disasters, famines, etc. you can call on the US and Mormon military relief services for help. In their eyes, you are a sovereign country under their protection.
Campbell tells you that it's best to have a monetary system in place. Even if you're the only one there. You never know. And to that end, he opens the briefcase with your cash from the last world. It's full of all denominations, from 1-500.
He says "Sorry, I didn't realize this was yours when I opened it. But did want to ask you about something. Where did you get this?"
And Campbell shows you a Masonic-type symbol on the back of one of the bills and says:
"This is a Mormon symbol. The Prophet Joey Smith said that a traveler sent by God in a time of global crisis would bear this symbol, and he would bring change to the world."
Whether that change is good or bad is up to debate.
OOC) There's more but I can't think of it right now.
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Then Bill and Ted say in unison "And dontcha wanna know about the zombies dude?"
===="Yes, please. I need to clean off this island of zombies."
Bill says "Zombies. Slow and weak during the day. Strong and fast at night. Unfortunately, you can't kill them during the day. You can only kill them at night."
Ted says "Something in their plant based makeup. Sun charges them. At night or in the dark, they're stronger, faster, but they can die."
OOC) I think the rest of your post is kind of irrelevant, in the face of everything else. So we'll hold of on that. Unless you object, that is.
(Doing Therapy)