Krillis and the Cataclysm
In reply to Krillis (msg # 15):
"Excellent, new Master." The robot sounds relieved. "I am a Light Housekeeping model, tasked with cleaning of the house, cleaning of apparrel, minor mending, cooking, food presentation, nutrition optimization, tending of small garden plots or decorative stands, accompanying a human in shopping, or chaperoning of young females, or serving as a caddy. In extremis, I may act as a defender if ordered by my master. However, my combat capabilities are limited to non-lethal sonics."
"Master, I must report that I have severe degradation of my vaccuuming function, and my mobility function is significantly degraded as well. My speed over interior unobstructed space is limited to three mph. In general, I suffer degradation from ten to thirty percent of all functions."