A being of immense size and strength, with a great sense of humor and jovial personality, yet very protective of what is his. Beware of random fire balls. No smoking in the vicinity. *Dragon Inc. is not responsible for any loss of life or limb which may occur if one should happen to conduct oneself in an unsafe manner around said dragon...*

Anyway, Dragon is really a nice guy once you get to know him... well, even before you get to know him he is a nice guy, you just don't know it because you don't know him yet. :)

Date and time I started on ASWoT: Saturday, 27/May/2006 at 23:02 Central Time. My first post was in the Time Waster's Restaurant.

Achievements:

1st Assassin to reach 10 kills in Assassins and become a Ninja Ace.
1st thread started in own name: "What if..."
Made 5k posts on Wed 17 Jan 2007 in the Lounge IV
Made 10k posts on Sun 27 Jan 2008 in the Lounge XIII
Promoted to GM on Thu 26 Jun 2008
Returned to the game after a lengthy absence in March 2010
Returned to GM status and took over as Keeper of the Hall on May 10 2010

Possessions (purchased, invented, or otherwise aquired):

Portable Portal^TM (bought from Yoss)
Infinite Closet^TM (given by Germ Ant)
Portable Passage^TM (bought from Yoss)
Portable Lab^TM (invented)
Portable Garage^TM (invented)
Dragon Flamethrower (invented)
Universal Antidotes (levels 1-3) (invented to counter Bart's poisons)
Infinite Bubblegum (first invention)
Random Insect Generator "R.I.G." (invented)
Deluminator (invented)
Scorpion Mud (aquired from melting King Scorpion in the Timewaster's University)
Soul Cloning Technology (invented to duplicate my soul for the new body Ember spawned for me after my old one was destroyed)
Cookie Hammer (bought from Kagura)
Scion Warrior Tank (aquired in the motor pool on the first level of the Infinite Pantry)

Followers:

Army of Shiny Things (Aquired on level 3 of the Infinite Pantry)
Flying Seaweed (Cultivated in the Mad Timewaster's Laboratory)
Alathazdrar the Demon Butler (Imported from Runescape in the Timewaster's Public Swimming Pool II)

Items for sale in the Fleamarket:

Dragon Flamethrower
Random Insect Generator, "R.I.G."
Universal Antidotes (levels 1-3)
Scorpion mud
Soul Cloning
Infinite Bubblegum
Portable Lab^TM
Portable Garage^TM
Deluminator