FourLegged is now assisted by a newly found kitchen staff:
60 pocket troops Sous Chefs (with pocket p90s whisks), 90 pocket mercs waiters with pocket AK-47s pepper grinders, 6 pocket Armored Personnel Heated Tray Carriers , 9 pocket Armored Humvees Portable Sauce Dispensers w/ mounted turrets, 3 pocket Tanks dishwashers (w/mounted turrets),  5 pocket after dinner mint artillery pieces, 2 pocket fighter cigarette lighter jets, and two pocket UAVs for light bulb maintenance.




Clothes make the man.
Naked people have little or no influence on society.

                                        -Mark Twain


Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

                                                                     -Groucho Marx

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

                                                                    -Douglas Noel Adams