There are many reasons you don't ask a man about his past - all of them apply to Randy Oldman.  He lives in the now, without strings or qualms.  He is a friend to the friendless and an enemy to their enemies.  Just don't ask him to dance; you'll regret it in less than two minutes.

He's one of the big ones.  You can pick him out of a crowd easily.  Usually, the only description needed to find him is, "You'll know him when you see him."  Most of the time, Randy somehow finds a way to lose part or all of his shirt.  He's not showing off; he just doesn't have anything to hide.

Never do anything with Randy that uses the word 'pick': pick on him, pick on women, pick him last or, and this one is very important, pick a fight.

But life is much easier if you use the word 'help': help him out, help him up, help the women and, this one is very important, second helpings.